Date: Sat, 05 Jul 2003 22:04:41 -0700
From: bawdy pen <bawdypen@hotmail.com>
Subject: Submission: FREAKAZOID (scat)

		  FREAKAZOID by bawdypen

   Oscar was 7'8" tall, mostly torso, and could easily suck
himself off. He was a bit of a freak because of his height and
his ability...but he was actually quite an intelligent person.
It's just that after discovering what he was capable of, soon
after puberty, he became completely self-indulgent. His cock
was equally massive...standing stiff at a full 12 inches of
turgid, thick meat by the time he was 18.
   When it came time to earn his own living, he was so self-
involved that while labor came easily to him, he had no
penchant for it. He would much rather spend his time gorging on
his own prick! He had an insatiable sexual appetite, and was
set upon early on by the locals...male and female alike. He
suffered them all, letting them do their best to please him. He
tried every imaginable sex act with boys, girls, men and women.
But he decidedly preferred what he could do to himself, and had
absolutely no compunctions at being observed.
   Rather than work, he joined a traveling sex show. He'd suck
and fuck a rapidly changing array of partners--when he was able
to find someone who could take his oversized prick. But the
best performances he gave were solo. By the age of 20 he was
able to totally engulf his prick down his throat and lick his
own balls! He was a sensation on the sleaze circuit, and didn't
mind in the least having a stud fuck his ass silly in front of
a hooting audience while he blew himself off!
   Also around that age, he experienced his last spurt of
growth. During one performance he was in a favorite position
with his legs up over his head, sucking himself off while
getting fucked. While licking his own balls during the perfor-
mance, he got so excited that he stretched even further than
he'd ever been able to manage and began to lick on the guy's
prick while it drove in and out of his asshole! After the fella
shot a load up his ass and retrieved his prick, Oscar grabbed
himself around the thighs and found he could lap the cream from
his gaping anus, and even dip his tongue inside!
   Within a year, he was able to suck right on his asshole and
rim his tongue deeply inside! From that point on, Oscar was
totally lost to his own personal pleasures. He performed the
show, getting fucked by huge cocks then sucking the cock clean
and licking himself out. But in private, invariably if someone
walked in on him, they'd find him sucking on his asshole! One
such time...
   "Oscar, you fuckin' freak," one of his friends laughingly
remarked one night, "you're probably the only guy in the
universe that could shit in his own mouth!"
   "You know, Chaz, I wonder if I could."
   "You're not serious! You'd lick your own shit?!"
   "Why not? Hell, I never wipe my ass anymore. Most every
time I take a dump, I just curl up and lick my hole clean!"
   "I...I know you lick dirty cocks after getting fucked,
but..."
   "You ever tasted your own shit, Chaz?"
   "HELL, NO! YEECK!"
   "Well, I have...and I like it. Oh, tastes bad and smells
bad, but fuck it, it's mine! I mean, I don't wanna just pick up
my turd and lick on it or nothing, but...yeah, I'd sure do it
in my mouth! I just don't think I can hold that position at the
same time...muscle control, you know? Trying to do two things
at once. But with some help..."
   "Hunh? What kinda help?"
   "Holding me tight so I can concentrate on pushing it out.
Come on. I could shit now. Let's give it a try!"
   "You're nuts!"
   Oscar got on the floor and threw his legs over his head.
Reaching over his thighs, he grabbed around his lower back and
began to tongue his asshole.
   "Damn, I never get used to that sight!"
   "Get up against my back, Chaz, and pull me into a tighter
ball."
   "Y-you gonna do it?"
   "Gonna try. Now squeeze and hold me like that. Uh, yeah,
that just might work with you taking the pressure off me. Ah,
yeah, I think I can get that hole to push open."
   With Chaz holding him, Oscar used both hands to work his
anus apart, even slipping his index fingers inside and actually
pulling his asslips open.
   "Ah, that's great! Now if I can just work that turd up
there!" He began to grunt and push on his muscles, until
finally...the round, smelly end of his fat turd was peeking
out. "Oh, it's right there! Oh, man....I'm gonna lick on it!"
Oscar ran his tongue over the dark column head, tasting and
smelling the fat thing that was expanding his anus. With a big
grunt, he shot about 5 inches of turd straight up out of his
ass and held it with his hands. Then he eagerly began to lap
his tongue around it! "OH, CHAZ, LOOK! I'M LICKING MY OWN
SHITTING TURD! AWW, FUCK...IT'S GREAT!" He shot out more, able
to stay relaxed when needed.
   "OSCAR! DAMN! AWW, YOU FILTHY BASTARD! MUST HAVE 8 INCHES
STICKING OUT THERE...AND YOU'VE FUCKING LICKED EVERY INCH!"
   Oscar was so excited he quickly bolted the last three
inches and tossed the turd to the floor so he could get his
mouth onto his dirty, smelly anus! His hard prick, tightly
clenched against his chest, began to spurt streams of juice.
The spasm caused a lingering clump of shit to pop from his
asshole into his mouth. Oscar excitedly ate the little turdette
while enjoying his thunderous orgasm and thrusting his tongue
deeply into his own rectum--cleaning himself out!
   Chaz was speechless.
   "Oh, man!" Oscar finally unfolded. "That's wild! Next time,
I shit that hot turd right in my mouth--ON STAGE! New billing,
Chaz. Oscar the Beanpole Shits a Turd Directly from His Asshole
into His Mouth-- AND EATS IT!"
   "GAWD! YOU'RE GONNA EAT IT, TOO?!!"
   "I just did...a little one! Good fuckin' stuff! No more
fucking on stage, Chaz. Your big dick will just push my
luscious turd further back inside."
   Oscar's 29 now. He's been shitting in his own mouth for
several years--on stage and off. Next performance he has
planned an extra special show. He's gonna have Chaz take a big
shit right on his turd while he shits it out. Then he's gonna
lick on them both and clean out Chaz's asshole! If he likes
that, he intends to have several hot guys shit into his mouth
on stage...finishing up by receiving and completely devouring
his own!
   Oscar's 30. His audience is more select now...and more
jaded. As a matter of audience demand and personal 'taste,' he
now employs teen boys to do the shitting in his mouth and
sometimes can be seen to even eat some of their turds! ON
STAGE...AND OFF! He still doesn't lock his dressing room door.


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