Date: Fri, 2 May 2003 11:30:16 EDT From: allbeared@aol.com Subject: How to spend a Weekend This is raunchy gay fiction. If you don't like it, then don't read it. How to enjoy a weekend... After I'd rung the bell I heard him opening the lock and then the door opened. His arm waved me inside, so I walked in and dropped my bag in the hall. He was naked as I expected, so I kicked off my trainers and started to take off my T-shirt, his mouth went straight to my nipples and started to push down my jogging bottoms. I ran my hands over his back and bent closer to him. The aroma of unwashed body came up in my nose, this was going to be our weekend. His cock was hard and he had it pressed against my belly as he kissed me with his mouth open wide, our tongues met halfway and tasted each other, my own cock was now pressed against his belly and I could feel my precum oozing onto him. He grabbed my hand and pulled me into the bedroom, I sat on the edge of the bed and he knelt at my feet. I hadn't taken my socks off, in fact this pair of socks hadn't been off my feet for a fortnight and they were sticky and very, very sweaty. I guess you could say they stank. He put his face down on my socks and just rubbed his face all over them, then slowly he pulled off my left sock and once he had it all the way off he began to lick my feet, working his tongue in between each toe and then sucking each one, running his tongue along under each toe nail to get all the taste and stinking sweat off of them. After he had finished my left foot I swung my legs up on the bed and made him kneel over me so that he could work on my right foot. Knelt over me like that his arse cheeks were spread and I could see his sweaty, shitty arse hole inside, it wanted a good licking. I reached out and ran my fingers down through his crack and when I reached his hole I pushed against it and my finger went inside, I pulled it out and stuck it in my mouth, his arse tasted beautiful, so as he worked on my right foot, licking and sucking all the filth of it I put my face up to his arse and pushed my nose against his hole. I could smell his shit and that was enough for me to put my tongue out and lick around the edges of his hole, there were some little bits of shit clinging to the edge of his hole so I pulled them into my mouth with my tongue and savoured them. I pushed my tongue against his puckered hole and slowly it slipped inside him, now I was tasting him, the real him. He moaned as he felt my tongue fuck him, for both of us it had been a long time since we had had a good filthy man time, this weekend was going to be nothing but filth. My feet were clean now and so he swung round to kiss me and I could taste my feet in his mouth and, I suppose he could taste his arse in mine. I reached down and got hold of his cock, slipping a finger and then two inside his foreskin I rubbed his cockhead, feeling his precum running over my fingers. "Hang on" he said. He got off the bed and going to the side table he brought back a pair of ball weights and a chain of about two foot long. He gave me a ball weight and started to put the other one on me and then padlocked the end of the chain to it. I got his balls in my hand and stretching them I put the other weight on him, he handed me the other padlock and I locked the other end of the chain to his balls. Now neither of us could go anywhere without the other. He started sniffing me, I hadn't washed anywhere for a fortnight so I knew that I was pretty strong smelling, but he and I have the same tastes so he was loving the stale sweat and piss that he could smell on me, there was even some dried on cum in my pubic hair. I knelt over him and took his cock in my mouth, it had gone soft and I knew what that meant, he wanted a piss, I wanted one myself so we took up a 69 position and started pissing into each others mouth, this first piss was going to go round and round between us so it was important that we take it all. As I sat up he didn't let go off my cock and so I sat on his face he pushed his nose as deep as he could in my arsehole, I told him that I was ready to fart and so I let it rip, it was a smell and a half, I could smell it as it wafted up past my face. Eventually he released my cock and I moved backward so that his tongue could explore my sweaty, shitty arsehole as well. God that felt good being tongue fucked by him, I could feel his beard in between my arse cheeks as he tried to get his tongue deeper and deeper into me. I was kneading his nipples and I could see his dirty feet in front of me, so I pulled his legs up and started to lick his hairy legs, he bent his knees and splayed his legs a little so that his feet came down level with my mouth and I went to town on them, licking, sucking and then licking them again. The smell from them was superb and I wanted to keep on tasting them, but we had all weekend to lick, suck, fuck, poke, taste anywhere we wanted to on each other. I reluctantly took my arse of his face and mouth, and rolled over so that I was lying beside him, the chain didn't allow either of us to go very far. I rested my hand on his soft cock it felt lovely, so relaxed and smooth. "Come on" he said and we went into the kitchen where he pulled a couple of lagers from the fridge, I had brought some as well, but they were in my bag, we had to go and get them and put them in the fridge then. "I need a shit" I told him and so we went off to the bathroom. I squatted over the bowl, not sitting on it and he took my cock in his mouth again as he didn't want to waste any piss. Then his hand went to my arsehole as I started to squeeze my turds out, his fingers were inside my hole and easing each individual turd out of my hole. The feeling of having this good looking guy helping me to shit was wonderful and as I pissed so he drank it. I couldn't wait for him to have a shit, as I wanted to watch, as well as help the turds out. Maybe do more, who knows. He wiped his fingers on my belly and then licked them clean, I stood up and turning round I bent over so that my arse was spread. He pushed his mouth onto my arsehole and started to lick my arse clean. His tongue worked its way round the edges, making sure that there was no lumps left in my hairs, and then he pushed his tongue inside my ring and licked that clean as well. I had my head bent over the bowl and I could see my shit floating around in the water. After he had got my arsehole nice and clean we went back to the front room and sat down on the settee, he put a porn video on, one about fisting and piss, as we sat there drinking our beer. He told me that he wanted a piss, but that he wanted to piss in my arsehole. So I bent myself over the arm of the settee as he slid his cock inside my arsehole, the feel of his cock filling my arse was lovely and he was pulling the chain so that my balls and his were stretched, this man was very good. After a few tentative fuck movements inside me, so that his cock was deep in me, he put his arms around me and pulled me tight against him. He let his cock stay as deep in me as he could get and then I felt that wonderfully warm feeling as his piss started to flow inside me. He must have been holding it back because it felt as though he was never going to end, my gut was feeling really full. Slowly he slid his cock out of my hole and then he slid a butt plug into me, I was going to be carrying his piss around for a while. After I'd been plugged we sat down again and I laid my head in his lap, took his cock in my mouth and started to lick my arse juices of off it. He tasted of piss and my arse, I slid my tongue inside his foreskin and lapped around the head of his cock, tasting the last drops of the piss that was in my arsehole. He ran his hands down over my body, tweaking my nipples and then over my taut belly, then he ran them back up. One of his hands went up to my face and he pushed a finger inside my nostril, I knew that he wanted my snot so I let him poke around inside to see if he could find anything interesting to eat, his finger came out covered with a large juicy bogey, he licked at it and then poked his finger in his mouth and licked the bogey off. He savoured the taste rolling the bogey around his mouth and then he swallowed it. His finger went back up the other nostril and after poking around for a while I could feel his finger pulling a bogey out of this nostril. He let me have a lick of my bogey and then put it in his mouth so that he could swallow it again. I leant across and kissed him, the taste of my bogey was still in his mouth as my tongue found out when it probed his mouth. He hiccupped and my bogey came back up his throat and I licked it, pulled it back into my mouth and ate it, we like sharing things. I started to play with his balls, pulling them and squeezing them. He has lovely balls that demand a lot of attention and I was prepared to give them as much attention as I could. I got my mouth around them and sucked hard on them as my tongue licked them. I could taste stale piss on them, one of my favourite tastes, as well as smell my arse on him. I got my nose deep in his crotch and his smell was very exciting and erotic. We both love the smell of a man and most men wash too often and too well. I released his balls and pushed my face deeper into his crotch so that I could lick that sweet smelling area. I take a mouthful of my cold beer and then put my mouth back over his balls, he jumps at the coldness, but moves with pleasure having them surrounded by liquid. As I swallow the beer it pulls his balls backward in my mouth and they go to the top of my throat. I raise my head and as I sit up I can feel the butt plug preventing all his piss running out of my arse, I can feel the piss sloshing around in me and creating a pressure on my own bladder. We want more beer and so we go to the kitchen again. Every move we make is governed by the chain joining our balls together, but when he bends over to get the beers out of the fridge I can't resist pushing my cock up against his arsehole, although my cock is soft it soon starts getting hard as it nestles between his arse cheeks and rubs against his hole. Instead of fucking him I get down on my knees and pull his balls back toward his arsehole, they nearly reach it, and then I spend the next few minutes licking over his balls and into his arsehole. To have his balls lying next to his hole is heaven and the two textures complimented each other so well. He wants his piss back, that I've been keeping warm for him in my arse, so we go to the bedroom where there is plastic sheeting everywhere. He lies down on the floor and I squat over him, he reaches up and slowly eases the butt plug out of my arsehole, I clamp my arse tightly shut so that nothing, or very little, escapes until he says he is ready. As I look down his body I can see his cock getting hard and so I reach out and stroke it, moving his foreskin to and fro over his cockhead. He says he is ready and so I squirt a load of piss out of my arsehole, I hear him swallowing so I know that he is drinking it, I've kept some of his piss in my arse and now I turn round and squatting over his hard cock I slowly slide myself onto the length of it, as I do more of his piss runs out of my arse and over his cock and balls. This gets him harder and I can feel his cock filling my arse as I get the whole length into me. I reach behind and pull his balls up toward my back, he has lovely low hung balls, his cock has begun to swell and so I know he isn't far off cumming, I move up and down faster and faster and then he jerks up and I can feel his cock jerking in my arse as his cum starts to shoot into me. As his cock goes down I let it slip out of my arsehole then quickly turn myself around so that my arsehole is over his mouth. I take his cock in my mouth and suck on it using my mouth and tongue to clean the last drops of cum from it, I can taste his piss further down on his shaft and I go all the way down on him to get as much of it as I can. He has opened his mouth so that his cum can run out of my arse and down over his lips onto his tongue, he runs his tongue up through the crack of my arse to my hole and pushes his tongue deep into me, licking out his cum, piss and my arse juices. After we are both clean we lie down on the bed and slowly drift off to sleep. This was only the first evening what was the rest of the weekend going to be like?