Date: Fri, 05 Mar 2004 20:02:48 -0800 From: bawdy pen Subject: HUSTLER UNLOADS (scat ws) HUSTLER UNLOADS by bawdypen "So, what do you guys want? I mean, you're paying me enough. Don't you want me to do anything...I'll do anything. Or you just gonna play with my asshole all night?" He was in a lewd crouch...the two men sprawled below him, taking turns licking out and fingering his asshole. "Whadda you think, Hank?" "I think it's cute with that little ring of hair around it. And it smells terrific, too. I'd like to lick his turd. How about you?" "WHAT?!" the boy cried. "Yeah, you got a good idea there, Hank. I'd like to lick it too." "You guys foolin'? I've never done that!" "Kid," he leaned up to the crouching boy's ear, "take a shit!" "A-are you serious?!" "Just like this. Shoot a turd right into my buddy's hand. We wanna watch you shit. Wanna see your stinky turd come out of that pretty hole. We like to lick turds. We wanna lick your turd." "B-but...sheesh!" "Sheesh? A naked, crouching whoreboy like you says `sheesh'?" "Um. Yeah, okay. What the fuck do I care, right? You're the clients. You wanna watch me shit, okay. Lick the fuck out of it!" "That's the spirit! But you're looking at it all wrong, baby. See, you think you're gonna dump out a foul, filthy mess and the queers are gonna snarf on your shit like perverts. Wrong." "Yeah," Hank interjected, "look at it this way, sugarbutt. You're a beauty. You got a fantastic ass. Your butthole smells and tastes totally delectable. That's why you can sell it, and guys like us buy it. But your beauty doesn't stop on the outside, kid. Luscious butts like yours have luscious stuff up inside there. Lovely treasures. Go ahead and think it's nasty and dirty, but we're gonna be back here seeing it like it really is. Hot, steamy bowel candy from a gorgeous asshole! Stuff that not only deserves to be smelled and appreciated, but tasted for its unique flavor and spicy tanginess. What you think is just crap to be heaped onto a dung pile, is to us a special jewel to be savored with our noses and lips and tongues!" "Oh, wow!" The kid was high enough to appreciate their different, horny way of looking at this activity. An activity he usually thought of as dirty and disgusting. He'd never imagined someone could actually appreciate his shit. Actually look forward to smelling and tasting it! He'd had dirty fantasies about stuff like this before...but he always tried to push it out of his mind. Nobody would ever do filthy things like that! He sure wouldn't! So why did he think about it? Oh, well, now was his chance to find out. Here were these two guys down there, and they were going to do some really awful things. Yeah, they wanted something hot and luscious from his butt. He sure had something up there that they'd like. Gawd, this was gonna be great! "What do you think, Hank? Can you smell anything yet?" "No, but I'm sure enjoying licking his fat asshole!" "Kid's got a big one, don't he? Fat, puffy lips with lots of brown wrinkles on it. Kind of butthole you'd like attached to your face all day long, hunh? Just suckin' and sniffin' all day. I think this boy's gonna give us a turd like no other guy ever did. Whadda you think?" "Buster, I only hope he shits real slow. I'd kinda like to lick on it while he shits. Man, I don't care how much it stinks. Fuck, I hope it does stink! I've always found the smelliest shit always tastes the best. Don't you agree?" "Sure do. Hell, yours is 'bout the worst in that department, and you know how I love to lick all over your turds! Sure wish he'd fart!" "Aw, you always do like that preview, don't you?" "Yeah, I love smelling farts. Remember that kid back in Tucson? You could smell one of his farts for miles!" "Sure. That's the first kid's turd we actually ate!" "Did we ever! We even fought about who gets the bigger piece!" "Y-you guys gonna...jeez, eat it?!!" "Might do...might do. Depends. You sure got the kind of sweet, luscious butt we go crazy over. What do you think, Hank? We haven't even seen it yet, but you wanna gobble up his crap? You wanna see us gobble up your crap, kid?" "Uh, I dunno. I suppose. If you want to. Oh, man, I'm gonna shit real soon. Yeah! I wanna see you gobble it! Oooh, get ready!" "His asshole's opening up, Hank." "Yeah, won't be long now. Hot stink coming out of that hole now. Whew! You ever smelled such sweet gas like that before?" "Never. I think we got a real winner here. I don't think it's gonna be dinner coming out of there, Hank. I think it's gonna be dessert!" "Either way, Buster, I'm gonna get me a big mouthful of it. I already know I'm gonna eat this boy's hot shit!" "Don't let's fight, now. I want my share. Let's enjoy watching him taking his shit first. Hell, half the pleasure's watching it come squishing out of a gaping shithole, right?" "Yeah, a young luscious one!" "You fuck! You love dirty, slimy, ugly assholes, too." "Sure do. Just like yours!" Hank laughed. "Heh! Heh! Yeah. You oughta see him lick out my hole after I take a big shit, kid. I always squeeze off early, so I got a big chunk right there for him to munch on." "Yep. And I do the same for him. Mmmm. Shit-eating is so much fun!" "You guys want me to leave a clump hanging out of my ass?" "Suits me," Hank chuckled. "I could go for sucking it out of your hole! That's always the creamier, warmer stuff anyway." "Gawd, you're filthy!" He crouched there, rocking, with his butt hanging down, holding his knees for balance. "Oh, here goes! Get your hand or tongue or whatever down there cause I'm takin' a shit!" Both men had their tongues out. Buster held out his hands for the boy to shit into...and because he kinda wanted to play with that turd anyway...to hold and play with it. Lifting his ass slightly with their heads, they heard the boy gasp throatily as he began to display his offering. With a jerk, it punched from his anus--sticking out. He stopped, trying to control it. He loved taking a shit, and often tried to prolong it. This was the perfect time for that. His partners in this crime totally agreed. Lewdly and loudly they slurped on his shit. He knew they were licking it...he could feel their wiggling tongues going around his butthole. Oh, man, they were tasting it! Tonguing the grease and oil from his butt garbage! Crap, shit, filth! The worth- less, putrid excess he was now expelling from his body was nirvana to these guys! He felt, for the moment, like a king or emperor...having his lowly slaves doing his perverted bidding. They were sure doing it, too! Practically mashing that shit between their lips because they were both licking so hard. Besides his tongue, Buster used his fingers to caress the turd. He loved the feel of fresh shit on his fingers, and often thrust them up his own butt to play with it. He liked digging into Hank's ass, too, to fiddle his fingers into his buddy's hot crap! He'd always get a lot on them, too...knowing he would be sucking them once he pulled them out. He loved eating Hank's shit...hell, he loved eating anybody's shit! He ate his own shit! "Ooooh, suckandlick suckandlick," the kid muttered more to himself. "Ah! Crap on a fag! Crap in a fag! Crap in a fag's fuckin' mouth!" "Okay, baby!" Hank broke the turd off at the hole, squeezing two fingers and leaving it to drop into Buster's hands. He licked his shitty fingers clean then put his mouth onto the boy's still-stuffed, gaping hole and started tonguing the warm shit from it! Mushy, gooshy, and full of flavor...this is how he liked eating shit! Buster smiled at him...he had his own preferences. He manipulated the warm, steamy turd in his fingers and brought the whole thing to his mouth to lick it all over. To him it wasn't 'shit' he wanted, exactly. He wanted a 'turd'! To suck, smell and lick a guy's turd. If he wanted shit, all he had to do was take a bite. Instead, he put the thing into his mouth and pistoned it in and out...rotating it. YEAH, SUCKIN' TURD! Since Hank had grabbed his hips and turned him, the kid was able to watch Buster performing this total perversion while getting his dirty asshole sucked out. He groaned and moaned, trying to shit more into the guy's hungry mouth. Surprised, he did have more. But the man's lips never left his asslips. That meant whatever he was shitting out was going directly down the man's throat! Hank was in heaven, eating the shit from the boy's ass. Nothing could have excited him more. He had a hard time holding off his cock. He wanted to come in the boy's mouth. Buster glanced up, then showed the boy how much he loved sucking on his dirty turd. He moved up close enough for the kid to smell what he was licking, then began to lewdly eat it from one end to the other! Crazed in the eyes, he finally layed back and kept feeding that shit into his mouth until it was all gone! Then he wiped his shitty fingers all over the boy's naked body and licked it off. What followed was a dirty, scandalous round of hot cock- sucking, smelly fucking, and filthy cock cleaning. Everybody drank somebody else's cum...either from the cock itself or from somebody's asshole. The two men were avid piss-drinkers, too. They shared the kid's hot urine, and drank each other's. All straight from the pressurized hoses. There was more shit- eating, too. Buster dumped a soft turd on the floor, and he and Hank got down and gobbled most of it up while it was still warm! The kid got a lot of fucking in before he left. He fucked them both twice and each time the other guy cleaned his cock and sucked his jizz from the juicy, gaping asshole he'd plowed! He even sucked some ass himself, and blew both of the guys. Hank fucked him. Buster licked. Finally, the kid had to leave. Otherwise, he would have hung around to watch Hank take a shit. He wanted to stay. Buster was gonna eat it! 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