Date: Wed, 11 Feb 2004 22:12:04 +0000
From: Nathaniel Essex <esinisterx@hotmail.com>
Subject: Messy Fun (scat)

	Let me start with a description of myself.  It's always best to get that
outta the way.  I'm 6'1", 140 lbs., dirty blonde, spiky hair, and green
eyes.  I'm really rather skinny, but I like it that way.  Joe is about
5'10", 150 lbs., black hair, shaved, and brown eyes.  He's got a body to die
for, all lean and muscular.
	We were in my big, queen-sized bed, ready to go to sleep.  Joe has the
raunchiest ass in the world, and he's constantly farting all over the place.
  We were just layin there, and he kept on farting.
	"You're gonna wear holes in my sheets, you nasty bastard," I said.  The
smell was horrible.
	"You know you like it, Kev," Joe replied.  He had a nasty little smirk on
his face.
	"Oh, of course I do.  I love it when you make the room smell like ass.
Hey, I've got a dare for you.  I dare you to shit in your underwear."
	"Dude, no fuckin way.  I'd get shit all over the place, and it'd be nasty."
	"Eh, you're just a pussy, not accepting a dare."
	"Pussy, eh?"  Joe let out a nasty one after that.  It smelled like a horse
crawled up his ass and died.  One of the most horrible things I've ever
smelled in my entire life.  Of course, I was hugely turned on.
	"There, I did it."
	"No fuckin way.  I don't believe you." I said.
	"Dude, I swear.  Reach into my underwear if you don't believe me."
	Ya know, what?  I did.  He was laying on his stomach, so I just reached
into the back of his underwear, and my hand sunk into his nasty filth.  It
was wet, and very runny, with a few chunks in it.  Well, I guess he wasn't
lying.
	I pulled my hand out from the mess, and I could see all of my fingers
glistening with his stinky shit.  "What am I supposed to do with this, now?"
I asked.
	Joe's reply?  "Anything you want."
	That said, I told him to flip over and keep his mouth closed.  By this
point, my dick was so hard it hurt.  I reached my hand over him and shit was
dripping off my fingers and onto his chest.  I took my hand and I rubbed his
filth all over his mouth and chin, then I bent down and grazed my lips over
his.  The smell was intoxicating, and the taste was better.  As I slowly
started to kiss him, I reached my hand down the front of his underwear to
find that the shit had leaked forward when he was laying on his stomach, and
his crotch was now covered in it.  He was already rock hard, and I started
stroking him as I opened my mouth and licked his lips.  He moaned and opened
his mouth to accept my tongue.  We kissed for a few minutes, then he broke
it off.
	"Ok, I shit for you, now I want you to shit for me.  Right in my mouth."
Joe said.
	So I took my underwear off, and turned around so that my ass was in his
face, and my mouth was getting ready to be all over his dick.  I pulled his
underwear down and off, making the smell even worse.  As soon as I took his
shitty dick in my mouth, I started to shit in his face.  Mine was just about
the same consistency as his. Like mud.  After I finished, I turned around to
look at him.  His entire face was covered in my messy shit, and it ran down
to his chest, also.  I leaned down and he opened his mouth to accept mine...we
started kissing, his mouth full of my shit.  I could barely even find his
tongue in the mess that I dropped into his mouth.
                After a few hot minutes of shit-kissing, I couldn't take it
anymore.  I tore my mouth away from his, and replaced it with my dick.  I
wanted it all nice and brown and nasty.  After it was sufficiently covered
in my ass slime, I pulled out of his mouth and knelt between his legs.  His
ass was still covered in shit, and my dick was now looking the same.  I
lined up my dick with his hole, and slowly eased the head in.  Once the head
was in, I bent down and started kissing him again.  Once we started kissing,
I shoved my full 8 inches inside of him.  He tried to scream, but I kept my
mouth firmly planted on his.  I reached down and started stroking his dick
again, and he started to calm down.
               Once he started groaning again, I started to pull out.  I
stopped right before the head came out, and then I started thrusting back
in.  we kept that up for a little while, with me kissing him every now and
then.  I started fucking him like a maniac, and I bent down to kiss him
while I was doing it.  I felt something warm spraying all over my stomach,
chest and neck, and I realized he was pissing all over the both of us.  That
turned me on even more, and I picked up the pace.  As his piss flow started
to ebb, he started moaning louder and louder.  I knew he was close, so I
fucked him with everything I had.  Suddenly, he started shooting all over
himself.  Shots landed on his face, his neck, and all over his chest and
stomach.  Damn, this boy could shoot!  Seeing him covered in shit and cum
brought me to the breaking point, and I shoved myself inside of him and came
and came and came.
               After I was done, I pulled out, and licked his cum up.  I
kept it in my mouth, and kissed it into his.  I knelt between his legs once
more, and lifted them up to his shoulders.  His ass was totally exposed and
leaking brownish-white goo.  I dove into his asshole and sucked all of my
cum back out, and kissed him again.
              We fell asleep with our shitty bodies entwined, and I was
thinking about what the morning would bring.