Date: Mon, 7 Sep 2009 13:30:55 -0700 (PDT)
From: cromby1@yahoo.com
Subject: Mucky Fun

I used to work on a farm with a older hand who I really had a crush on. He
was well built with great tits, quite prominent and wobbly with large
areola for a man and pert nipples.  He was very friendly towards me and did
not seem to mind when he caught me staring at him as I was inclined to do.
I just found him so attractive but being still quite young was very shy
about making any move.

In addition to finding breasts attractive I have always been aroused by the
thought of a guy pissing and shitting and used to masturbate thinking about
such images.  Because we worked outdoors in the fields, we frequently had
to go to the toilet where we could.

One day we both went off for a toilet break, and while searching for a spot
I inadvertantly came across him searching for a spot to relieve himself. He
was standing with his back to me and dropping his trousers to reveal a fine
pair of buttocks, he squatted over a patch of ground.

I was already aroused at the sight of his naked buttocks and the
anticipation of watching him shit when I saw a large brown turd inch it's
way out of his arse and snake towards the ground. I was almost climaxing
when I must have made a noise and he turned and saw me.

 I ran off as fast as I could, really frightened that he would be offended
and was so scared that I bunked off work. I hoped that I could avoid him,
but sitting in my local pub one day who should come in but this very
chap. He bought a drink and came over to me. "I wasn't offended you know"
he said. "Let's talk".

He sat down next to me. I was trembling with I don't know what, a mixture
of fear and arousal. "I've seen you looking at me." He cut short my
muttering apology "I'm not offended. I rather like you and I'm flattered
that you find me attactive". Relief washed over me as he continued. "I've
also noticed you looking at me going to the toilet".  "Would you like me to
shit on you?" he just quietly asked.

I could hardly believe what I had just heard and just said "W..what?".
"You seemed to like watching me shitting, so would you like me to shit on
you?".  I heard myself utter "Y..Yes". He smiled, swallowed his drink and
got up. "Come on then".

I followed meekly as we walked away from the pub. "Where are we going? " I
asked "To my cottage of course" said the guy, and put his arm
affectionately around my shoulders.


We went to his cottage and went inside. All was really clean and pleasant.
Come on then he said and, taking me by the hand, started to climb the
stairs with me.  He led me first into the bedroom. "We should get undressed
first" he said and started to remove his shirt and trousers. He now stood
there naked, his big cock dangling and his glorious tits in front of me.
"Come lad, there's nothing to fear " he said and coming up to me he kissed
me gently on the lips. He then undressed me, gently kissing me all the
while, his big now partly erect prick brushing against me.

I returned his kisses enthusiastically and moved my mouth down to those
fanatastic nipples of his, sucking and licking for all I was worth. He
stroked my head and shoulders gently and I moved down to his now swollen
cock. Finally he quietly said "Come, I can't wait any longer I need a shit,
..I've saved it for you".

He took my hand and led me into his bathroom. It was quite roomy, with a
large shower cubicle and a long, wide bathtub.  "Get into the bathtub " he
said. It was as if I was in a trance and just obeyed. Once in he got in
over me and straddled me, his cock brushing my chest. He supported his
knees either side of me so both of us were quite comfy.  He then took my
hands, put them onto his chest and kissed me on the mouth . "I know you
like these so play with them" he said.  I could feel my erection growing as
I played with his tits and then I felt a warm feeling on my stomach as a
turd started to quietly slip out of his arse and slide over my stomach. A
fart followed as more warm brown mess slid out and over me. The stink by
now was starting to flood the room but I was in ecstasy, with a massive
erection.

I don't know what came over me as I heard myself ask "Would you please do
it on my face". This lovely man smiled, move forward and opened his legs
above my face. I could watch his arsehole dilate as another brown, soft
turd started to slip out. I turned my head slightly as it fell and it
landed on my cheek. He then farted sending a spray of brown over my face
and the next turds followed so quickly that I had no time to turn my
face. They landed right on my nose and mouth, forcing me to taste the
shit. I had always thought that I would be utterly revolted by the taste,
but in fact it was nutty and bitter tasting like strong black bitter nutty
coffee. He remained over my face for at least 10 minutes farting and
ejecting small wet turds, until my face was getting covered. "Careful you
don't suffocate" he said. Finally he finished. "I think that we both need a
shower" he said, whereupon we both went into the shower together. He stood
facing me in the shower "I always pee after shitting" he said and started
to release a torrent of warm piss all over my erect cock, balls and legs. I
dropped to my knees and he continued to piss over my face and in my mouth.

Finally he turned on the water and we showered ourselves clean. He then led
me out of the shower, and back to the bedroom where we ended our first
encounter in a 69 position with his gorgeous crotch over my face with him
sucking my cock and giving me the relief that I now so desperately
needed. I finally climaxed into his mouth and over his face as he farted
wetly into my eager mouth.  This was only the first of many encounters
between us.