Hi, my name is Peter and I'm 12. Yeah, I've heard it all....it sucks (no pun intended) to be named after a body part...and a sex part on top of that, but it's out of my control. Anyway I go to Roosevelt Junior High and my best friend is Andy. Andy is 12 like me but that's pretty much where our similarities end. I'm dark haired, he's blond, I have brown eyes, his are baby blue, his chest is awesome, mine's sort of plain and last off he's got a big one and mine is average.
Yeah, go ahead laugh, the boy named after a penis...has a small penis...well, not small, average. While Andy goes around sporting 5" of thin boy meat, I do good to have 3.5 on a good hard day....he he.
Andy and I been friends since kindergarten. See when I was five I broke my arm falling off a swing and I had to have a cast on it. Casts suck and you can't really do anything for yourself when you're wearing one so one day in kindergarten I'm trying to open a jar of paste and here come this little blond kid and he climbs up beside me and says "here let me do dat" and that's how we met.
After that day he did everything but hold my noodle while I pee peed, but he probably would've done that too if I hadn't been so shy back then. Oh, he's held it plenty of times since we discovered our dicks were for more than peeing, but back then we were just pals.
Our moms thought it was sweet how Andy took care of me while my arm was broke but even after the cast came off Andy and I stayed pals. We were on the same T-ball team, then little league. We slept over at each other's house like at least once a month from the time we turned 8 or 9 and yeah...you guessed it...we learned about sex together.
It started simple. One night while Andy was sleeping over we saw some stuff on TV that was kind of sexy...I don't even remember what it was, but suddenly our dicks were all hard and Andy giggled and said "hey man I got a boner."
Now my dick had got hard before, usually in the morning when I needed to pee and sometimes when I'd wake up during the night, but until that night I never really thought much about it.
"A boner?" I laughed, "What's a boner?"
"Man don't you know anything? A boner is when your dick get hard."
"Oh, yeah...I knew that."
"No you didn't. Well if you know what a boner is...then what causes em' and what good are they?"
"Uh...when you gotta pee.....and so you can pee without peeing on yourself..." I guessed.
He laughed so hard that I thought he was gonna have a fit or something. He rolled on the floor and held his sides then suddenly he just stopped and sat up and wiggled his eyebrows and said, "boy have I got some news for you."
So that's how I learned about boners and being sexy, but it wasn't till the next sleepover, this one at his house, that I found out what fun a boner could be.
Andy's dad is like way cool and he always calls me Pete, cause he knows I'm kind of sensitive about my name, but I didn't know how cool till that night. See Andy's dad likes porno mags and Andy found his stash one day and that's how he learned a lot of the stuff he taught me.
That night Andy's dad was out of town and when his mom went to bed Andy and I went down to the game room in the basement and pulled out his stash. There was a bunch of them but we couldn't carry them all so we pulled out like four each and stuffed the rest back hoping he didn't have them in some kind of order. We hid them under our shirts just in case his mom was up or something and then went to Andy's room and locked the door.
As soon as we started looking at them we both got a boner. There in full color was all kinds of naked men and women doing stuff I hadn't even heard about before. There were girls sucking on men's dicks and men licking girls vaginas (only Andy said everyone called em pussies) and men putting their dicks in any hole they could find and some of it was pretty disgusting but I still found it exciting and dirty and my dick got harder and harder as I checked the magazines out.
Andy scooted over close and started pointing stuff out to me in his magazine only his had some stuff that was even harder to believe. There were two men and one girl in this picture and one guy was putting his dick in the girl's pussy and...and this is the part I couldn't believe, he was sucking the other guy's dick.
I mean you hear stuff like "suck my dick" and "cock sucker" but you know you don't really think about stuff like that happening, but here it was in living color and it was like..amazing and all kinds of stuff started running through our heads.
But it was the last book we looked at that really opened our eyes. It was called "College Twinks" and was full of young guys doing everything you could think of including...and I'm not making this up....licking each other's b-hole annnndddd....putting their dicks in there.
Yeah, I said it...butt fucking...lol. That's another thing we'd heard a lot "Hershey highway" and "fudge packer" and stuff like that, but till that night we thought it was all make believe, just a way to diss someone really bad.
"Is your dick as hard as mine?" Andy said after a long time.
"Hard as steel," I said pounding my tent in my shorts to show him.
"Let me feel." He said that kind of like it was a joke, but then he sort of looked nervous and I didn't know what to say so just joking I said..."oh yeah...baby grab it."
And..he did. I yelped and he giggled but I had never had anything feel so good in my life and just for giggles and shits I decided to grab his back and pretty soon we were squeezing and rubbing each other's dicks and it was awesome.
Mind you up till then no one but me had ever touched my dick and even I had never made it feel as good as Andy was. Of course we didn't know what we were doing that time, but it was enough to get us wondering about what else we could do.
We finally let go of each other's boner and went back to the books but I kept thinking about how good it felt when Andy's hand was on my dick and how good it felt feeling of his. We finally turned out the light and hid the books under the mattress and after peeing one last time we piled down in Andy's bed and pulled the covers over us.
"You ever play with it?" Andy asked after a while. His voice was soft and sort of quivery and it gave me goose bumps.
"It? Oh, well...not really. Do you?"
"I just learned how to do it," he said rolling onto his side with is face so close I could feel his breath on me.
"You did? From who?"
"You know my cousin Steven? He's older, like 14 and he says it's natural and all boys do it and he started when he was 10."
"Uhh do what?"
"Rub one out, jerk it, beat your meat, got it?"
"Uh huh...no, what are you talking about?"
"He sighed, I guess I'm gonna have to show you on account of you're such a baby and don't know nothin...."
"Am not," I pouted.
"Just kidding. I know you're super cool but you gotta see this."
Then grabbing the little flashlight he kept on the night stand he pulled the covers over our head and switched it on. Then hooking his fingers in his tighty whities he pulled them down and freed his boner.
I didn't know much about other boys' boners, but I sure knew I liked how Andy's looked and I was a little jealous at how big it was. Like me he was cut, and hairless of course, but his dick was way bigger than mine.
"Okay, you grab it like this and you start moving your hand up and down and it feels bitchin," he said sounding excited.
I mimicked his actions and no shit, it did fell bitchin..only it seemed a little dry down there. We did that for a little while then Andy grinned at me and said, "If you keep doin it there's this awesome feeling. At first it sort of feels like you gotta pee, but then...and this is the good part, you feel like your balls are crawling up your dick and then....oh my God, it feels so good you want to do it over and over again.
I was a little skeptical at first, but after all Andy had never steered me wrong, so I decided to give it a try and guess what? He was right, only I was too exhausted and shaky to want to do it again.
"Whoa, whaaaat was that?" I gasped.
"That's an orgamy or orgapm or something like that. It's what happens when you fuck too and when you're older you shoot sperms when you do it and they can make a girl preggers."
"You're lying," I said punching him, "Where do you get this crap?"
"No, no I'm serious..my cousin filled me in and....you're gonna love this, he had this book and it showed all about that stuff."
"Swear on your own grave?" I said giving him the stink eye.
"I swear, don't you know anything about sex?"
"Sure I do....I know where babies come from...they come from a lady's vagina."
"Yeah, but how do they get there? I'll tell ya how, a man puts his dick in her and moves it in and out till he gets that feeling we just got and then he shoots sperms in her and it makes her have a baby."
"That seems so....so crazy," I said making a face like I'd bit into a poop stick.
"Yeah, crazy, but true and...oh man, it's gotta feel soooo good. I can't wait to do it."
"Good luck with that one. No girl I know is gonna let a boy near her vagina, especially if the boy is gonna make her preggers."
"Naw, they can't get preggers if the boy don't shoot sperm and we don't shoot sperm so we're safe. Man, I wish I could find a girl who would let me...ump..ump..ump..in her pussy," he said demonstrating as he thrust up causing his wiener to bounce around.
"Well, it's not gonna happen so you might as well get to know your hand better," I cackled.
So that's how we started the jerking stuff and one thing led to another. Eventually we started jerking each other then one night at my house Andy had something new to tell me.
"You know Carson, well I heard he got caught sucking a kid's dick in the bathroom at school by this kid."
"What? No way." Carson was a weird kid, sort of greasy looking and not very popular so maybe he was working on being popular in a whole new way or something.
"I swear, I heard Tommy talking to Randy about it in fifth hour. He said the kid was moaning and carrying on like he was having a fit. So either Carson was doing a good job or biting the kid's wiener."
"Man maybe I need to be nicer to Carson," I joked.
Andy gave me that look, the one that he always gives me when he's up to something. "Maybe Carson isn't the only one who gives wiener washes," he said raising his eyebrows in a funny way.
"Well, who then?" I said completely clueless.
"Well....don't freak and you gotta promise not to tell anyone..ever, cross your heart and hope to die..."
"Have I ever told anyone anything you told me was private?" I said feeling hurt.
"Naw, you're a good pal. Well, anyway....my cousin Steven, well....he sort of sucked my dinker last time he stayed over and well....fair is fair...so.....I sort of sucked him back."
"Man you got a blow job and you didn't tell me?" Yeah, that was all I heard not the other part, not for a minute anyway.
"Calm down, I'm tellin you now aint I?"
"Well...how was it? Was it better than jerking, was it embarrassing? Tell me man, how was it?"
"It was awesome. You know how good jerkin feels, well getting sucked is like a hundred times better, no...wait, a thousand."
"Wait....you sucked your cousin too?" I said finally realizing I had a genuine, experienced cock sucker right here in front of me..and he was my best friend.
"Yeah, and let me tell you..his dick is way bigger than mine and.....he shoots sperms."
"Gross, did you let him shoot them in your mouth?"
"No, of course not. He warned me and I just jerked him the rest of the way, but there was like a gallon of it and it was sticky and smelled funny."
"Gross, so tell me..how did it feel to suck a guy's dick?"
"Not bad actually. Sort of good really. Hey, Pete...you don't think I'm a fag or anything do you...just cause I sucked on a wiener?"
"No, course not. You like girls right? You're jut tryin new stuff, that's all."
He seemed to relax a bit, "So...I was thinking....if you want to...I could, you know, suck your wiener too...if you want."
"If I want? If I want?" I said practically jumping up and down, "If you do it, I'll do it back, that's how bad I wanna know how it feels."
So we sucked each other's dicks that night and we were addicted to dick sucking after that. Later we even learned how to suck each other at that same time (that's called a 69) and dick sucking became our new favorite thing.
Then one night something happened to change everything. We'd been up late watching movies and eating junk food and when we finally went to bed we almost didn't do anything but my dick was hard and I needed some action.
"Hey, wanna suck each other?" I asked after the lights were off.
"I guess, but let's hurry, I'm tired."
"Okay, let's do the 69 thing then it will go faster."
So there we were sucking each other's dicks and really going at it like a Hoover vacuum cleaner and suddenly Andy grunts and I know he's having his orgasmy and then suddenly there's something wet in my mouth.
It's sweet but kind of thin and watery and I'm like what the hell is that? did I burp and taste the candy I ate earlier and then suddenly I know what it is. I pull off Andy's dick and practically shout, "You shot sperms. You did it man, you shot sperms and I tasted them...oh man, I tasted them and you know what? Andy you taste like candy."
"What, no way." he said coming up off my dick and leaving me to wish I'd kept my mouth shut, well not shut but around his dick, or at least not said anything yet.
"Yeah, I swear man. It tasted just like candy and know what? I liked it. Hey, I can't get preggers can I?" I joked. I knew boys don't get preggers, not even if they get spermed up the butt, which is something we've talked about but never tried.
"Yep, you're gonna have my baby now and everyone will know we been fucking around," he said looking serious.
"Huh uh, you liar. I'm not that stupid. I killed em when I swallowed them down into my stomach and all the acid there any way."
"Had ya for a minute didn't I."
"Hey, my dick..less talk, more sucking," I reminded him.
"Oh yeah, sorry..hey maybe you'll come too."
"Come? Oh shoot sperms."
But I didn't that night and not for a few more weeks, but when I did Andy was as happy as I'd been when he got his spermies. Even after all the talk about how gross letting someone sperm in your mouth, we didn't think twice about swallowing each other's sperms and licking each other clean. In fact Andy tasted so good I loved tasting his sperm and usually rolled it around in my mouth before swallowing it.
Andy said I tasted okay, a little salty, sort of like snot (gee thanks, first I'm named after a body part then my body part produces snot...geesh) ,but that he liked the taste."
"Why do you taste like candy?" I asked one night as we were resting after a long 69.
"Dunno, I thought you were kidding at first then...and don't freak out, but I tasted it myself. I mean I eat the same crap you do. I guess it's just my body making it taste that way."
I didn't freak, I'd done the same thing and I liked how mine tasted, but I wished it was sweet like Andy's.
"Gross," I teased, "Don't you get enough to eat at home?" I laughed.
"If I don't I can always count on your for a load or two," he said tackling me and grabbing my dick causing it to bone up again.
"Dick, I was resting. Now look what you done, you got it all hard again."
"Awwww..poor baby, want me to suck it..or maybe you'd like to shove it up my poop chute," he said only I don't think he was joking. He had that serious, nervous look on his face that usually led to us trying something new and fun.
"You wish," I sniggered, "bet you got a pound of poop in there."
"Un uh, I pooped it all out today and I washed it good in the shower."
"TMI," I said covering my ears. That was gross, so why was my dick so hard?
He laid there on his back for a long time looking up at the ceiling and then he rolled over on his tummy and sort of shoved his butt in the air. He reached back with his arm and pointed at his pert hiney.
"Well...I aint got all night."
I was fricking shaking as I looked at his cute butt, yeah I said cute and I'd always kind of liked how it looked, and then I thought, I'm really gonna do this. And you know what? I did but that's a story for another time.
Maybe next time I'll tell ya about my trip down the Hershey Highway....lol, cause Andy's ass feels just dandy.
The End
Something for laughs or as Peter says Giggles and Shits. Not a literary classic, but if you liked it let me know. Thanks to Zachy boy who inspired me to write something fun for a change. I love that guy.
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Kewl Dad
11-20-16
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