Date: Wed, 11 Jun 2003 09:57:45 -0700 From: dude sweet Subject: Dad teaches me about stuff Three days after my 12th birthday my dad teaches me about sex and jacking off and aids. He asks me when my homework is done to tell him that he gots stuff to tell me. So I am thinking what did I do wrong. What trouble am I in. But I can't really think of anything. So when I finish I go and he gets some books and comes in my room with me and says he thinks its time to talk about the birds and the bees. So first he tells me about dicks and vaginas and boners and puberty. Well I know a little bit but most of it is new. And the good thing is I know this is the real stuff. And he gives me a book about whats happening to me. It's got cartoon pictures of girls and boys growing up and getting hair and boners to. Then he talks about sex and how to do it and stuff and gives me a book everything you wanted to know about sex. And the he tells me about jacking off. Well I didn't really know to much about it, but I had bounced around my boner before. Then he tells me about aids and gives me a little book and tells me if I have sex in 20 years or tomorrow, I better wear a rubber. He says do you have any questions. Well I got like a million questions. I also got a boner. I look but he don't have one. So he says well when I have questions I need to ask. He says most dads don't have this talk with there kids until they already learned about it from there friends and he wanted me to know the truth. He says I can always ask him stuff even if its embarrassing. So he says well here these books. He also says you can talk to your mom about any of this to if you want. What I remember So I am looking at the first book and remembering when I ever saw my mom and dad before. I seen my dad naked a bunch of times. My mom leaves to work before I wake up so he takes care of me in the morning and before breakfast and takes me to school. I walk into his bathroom in his room and seen him shaving naked or brushing his teeth. So I seen him naked before, but I never really looked at his dick. I mean I know he gots one and lots of hair everywhere. I seen my mom to once or twice getting out of the shower when I was in there bathroom talking to my dad on the weekend or something. The only boner I ever saw was in 5th grade at my friends birthday party. We both went to the bathroom to pea. And when I was peaing he was just looking and waiting for me then he said lets compare dicks so I said ok and turned so he could see mine. He pulled his out and it was a boner. That's all. Jacking off So whenever I read any of these books, I get a super boner and get super horney. I like to get naked at night and play with my dick and read or look at the pictures. This means I jack off to, but never come. It also means I sleep naked lots of times. Cot with boner So many months later I was sleeping and my dad was yelling and came and my room and pulled off my covers and threw my pants and said get dressed quick you forgot to take the trash cans out hurry you can run after him. So I pull on my pants and run out and he is yelling you keep going till you catch up with him. So I an running dragging the trash can behind me. It almost rolls over a couple of times but I catch up with the truck and put mine next to the curb in front of the ones hes doing. Well the trash man is looking at me and smiling. I think its cause he saw me running after him but then I can tell he is staring at my dick cause my zipper is down and it is hanging out. So I fix it and the trash man is laughing. Well as I take the trash can back to my house I realize that my dad must have seen my boner when I was naked getting dressed. Cause I have one every morning and I had one that morning but I was freaking out cause he was yelling at me that I forgot to be embarrassed about him seeing it. Cot jacking It was the summer between 7th and 8th grade. My mom came to tell me she was going to the beauty parlor and left me alone. Home alone. LOL. So anyway I was still in my boxers and decided this was a good time to look at the sex book. So after I was reading it for a long time, I got naked and was jacking off. Well since my mom was gone, I had the stereo blasting. So I couldn't hear my dad when he came home for lunch. So my door is wide open and out of the corner of my eye I see him walking out of my room. He must have walked in and seen me going for it and walked out. So I stopped and put on boxers. I was kinda embarrassed when I turned off my music and went to the kitchen. But as soon as he saw me he just came out and said Don't be embarrassed. Jacking off is very normal and nothing to be ashamed of. So that helped me feel not so embarrassed. Well it helped a little. So he said well did you read all the birds and the bees materials do you have any questions. And I said yeah is all that stuff true. And he said what do you mean. And I said guys jacking off together and circle jerking. And he said yeah its all true. So I said did you do it? And he said well I believe the book says lots of kids do some stuff with other kids there age and I said yeah. So he just says well I had a very normal childhood. And I said normal like you did this stuff or normal like you didn't do it. He said yeah me and my friends did a few thing together when they were kids. Wow. He admitted it. I got brave. So I said do you still jackoff? And he said yes sometimes married people still masturbate its normal. Well I tried to get a picture in my head of my dad jacking off, but there was no way. It just seemed to weird. So he said any other questions and I said yeah when did you start to make sperm. He said when he was in 8th grade he thinks. So I thought he was gonna ask he if I did, but he didn't ask me anything. So I got a boner sticking up in my boxers when we are talking but he acts like he don't see it. So I am so horney but I stay and eat lunch with him and when he leaves I go to my room and jack like crazy. My friend catches me After 8th grade starts one day after school my mom leaves to go to the grocery store so I get naked in my room blasting my stereo and start to jack. Well my suddenly I see my friend. He saw my mom leaving and she let him in and said just go on in. So I suddenly see him standing there in my room watching me jack off. When I see him I freak out and grab my pillow and cover up. Well he is laughing his ass off and falls to the floor laughing and then lays on his back grabbing imaginary dick and pretending to jack. The his wiggles his hole body and spazs out like hes coming, but I wasn't coming when he saw me. And he is like making sounds like oooohh aaaaahhh this feels so good. Well I am embarrassed and at first a little mad but he is funny so I start to laugh to. So I pull my boxers and pants on while he is still pretending to jack making fun of me and I throw my pillow at him. He jumps up and says is this your sperm pillow. Well it isn't but I say it is and he keeps hitting me with the pillow. So we finally calm down and I say don't tell anybody ok. And he laughs again and says tell them what that you were and he pretends to jack his again and makes funny noises. And say yeah don't tell anybody. And he says ok no big deal. So I say do you sperm yet? And he says Fuck yeah since last year. He says you. I say yeah just since this summer. So we are just sitting there and I finally say how big is yours. And he just pulls his pants open and says here it is. Well he don't even have a boner just a floppy dick and I say I mean how big is your boner. I mean he saw mine it only seems fair I see his. So he says got any porn? And I say no. So he says what about on your computer and I say no. So he puts his floppy away and goes to my computer and tries to go to some sites but they are blocked. My parents have porn blocking on my computer cause I tried it before. So he goes to his email which is in a yahoo address and opens one of his email. And there is a naked totally naked lady. First time I ever seen any porn. Then he opens a lot of them and I see tons of naked ladies. Well at that point in my like I didn't know I was gay so I just think it is cool. So I gots a boner and I think he does to so I say well you got a boner yet. And he says yeah. He stands up and pulls his pants open and there it is. I pull my boxers down so we can both look at each others and he got way more hair than me and they look about the same size. So he sits back down and pulls his pants down and looks at the pictures and plays with his dick not jacking just moving it and squeezing it. So I do the same only standing. Then after a little bit he starts jacking his dick off. So I do the same. I never jackoff standing up. I never seen anybody else jack off either so it is pretty cool. The he pulls his shirt up and shoots on his stomach. Well when he shoots I shoot on the floor and my hand. So he says what do you clean up with and I grab him a sock off the floor and I just pull my boxers back cause I don't really come as much as he did. He came like 5 big shots. So he says he will put some porn on a floppy for me so I can put it on my computer. So I say cool. So later in the week I ask him about the porn and he says he will get it so I invite him to sleepover on Friday. My dad catches us So his mom drops him off at like 7pm after dinner. And right away I say you got it? And he says yeah. So we go to my room and turn the music up like loud so they cant hear us talking. So hes got like 20 disks and it takes a while to copy them all over to my computer. So I earlier got another chair in my room so we could both look at the computer and maybe jack. So after we are looking a while I say want to jackoff? He says yeah why not and pulls his boner out. So I pull off my shirt and strip all the way naked and he just takes off his shirt and pulls his pants down to his ankles. But it is almost like we are naked. So we are looking and just playing with them when my dad pounds on the door. Shit he stands up to pull his pants up and I dive on my bed but rbefore we can say anything or even get cover my dad opens the door. Well my friend still hasn't got his pants up and I am naked trying to cover my boner with my hands and there is a porn lady on the computer and my dad sees it all. So he just says excuse me and shuts the door. Well my friend gots his pants on now and is freaked. Well I am freaked to but I don't think my dad will be mad or do anything. So I tell my friend my dad is cool not to worry. So later after everyone is asleep, we jackoff watching the computer. Next day when my friend is gone, my dad says hes sorry for barging in and from now on he will be more respectful of my privacy. He don't say anything about jacking off. He don't say anything about porn or how it got on my computer. He don't say anything. So that's not to bad. The only other time he sees my boner We have to go to the observatory for a exhibit and we have to leave early in the morning on Saturday. So don't get up when I'm supposed to, cause I don't want to go really. I mean its cool, but not if you have to get up early. So I go back to sleep. Then he comes in my room turns on my light and pulls off my covers. Well I have a boner of course and I don't freak out or anything. I just lay there to see what he will say. He smiles and says come on big boy, time to get dressed. Big boy ha I think that's funny.