Date: Wed, 2 Dec 2009 23:57:41 -0800 (PST) From: Mark Friedman Subject: Kung Fu Humping ch. 10 This story involves sex between boys. If, for any reason, this either isn't your cup of tea or is something you shouldn't be reading, please go do something else. Otherwise, enjoy! This story is totally fictional, and as such, any resemblance to any specific person (living or dead), event, or place is purely coincidental. Copyright is to me, and this story may not be reproduced anywhere without my prior permission. Comments can be sent to forcewielder2000@yahoo.com; flames will be analyzed for comedic value, and may be distributed with humorous editorial comments by yours truly to others who think like me. ~Mark *************** Finally, the day of the campout arrived. Logan and I arrived at the dojang with our stuff shortly after lunch. We greeted the few others who'd already arrived. While we waited for everyone else to arrive, we practiced some of our moves. At long last, everyone arrived, and we quickly grabbed our stuff and climbed into the vehicles. Heading into the mountains, we eventually arrived at the camping site. We all piled out of the vehicles, eager to be out, and our leaders had to corral us back to get the tents set up. Some had more trouble than others, but a few of us had been camping before and knew how to do it, so after we were through with our own tents we helped those less familiar with tent setting-up. We also had the bathrooms and showers pointed out (to which a couple of the girls expressed relief – they didn't like the idea of going for three days without bathing); the showers were divided into guys' and ladies' sections. Logan and I got into our tent (while we couldn't get it too far away from the other tents, we hopefully got it far enough away that we hoped we could have a little privacy; we also had our tent very near the entrance to the guys' showers) and unrolled our sleeping bags. We jostled about a bit while getting our stuff set aside, and I started getting a bit horny. I started grabbing Logan's crotch a bit, and grinning, he said, "You just can't keep your hands to yourself, can you?" "Not when you're around." "You know that if you keep doing that, you're going to have to deal with the results, right?" "You know I'd be disappointed if I didn't, right?" I told him as I grabbed his crotch again. He quietly zipped the "door" of the tent shut. "Let's just suck each other's dick together right now," he said quietly. "There are a lot of people around, and the other way makes too much noise." I nodded in agreement, and we both pulled our pants and underwear down a bit, releasing our hard dicks. We laid down on our sides, and I moved my face in front of Logan's crotch, while he moved his face in front of mine. His lips slid over my dick, and I shuddered in pleasure before I took his dick into my mouth. I reached over and began running a hand through Logan's hair, and a moment later he began pawing my head as well. We laid there, contently blowing each other off. It was an amazing feeling – the warm, wet sensation of Logan's mouth on my dick, his tongue gently massaging it, and at the same time his own throbbing erection pulsing in my mouth. I stared at his balls as I sucked, and I could practically feel him gazing at mine. After a few minutes, a quiet, muffled groan came from the direction of my crotch, and moments later Logan's semen began blasting into my mouth. He put a hand on the back of my head and practically shoved his dick down my mouth as he came. I stopped sucking his dick, and felt his semen flowing down my throat. He sagged for a moment after he was through; then he continued with sucking my dick. I kept his dick in my mouth as it softened, and my nose wound up pressed against his balls while my chin was in his pubic hairs. His hand moved from my head to my butt, which he started caressing with his fingertips. Then he gabbed my butt cheek and started squeezing, and I was a goner. My semen burst out of the end of my dick and into Logan's mouth. I started moaning (which I noticed wasn't easy when you have a dick in your mouth). When my ejaculation finally ended, Logan kept my softening dick in his mouth, his own nose winding up on my balls and his chin in my pubic hairs. After a few minutes, we released the other's dick from our mouth, and got up, pulling our pants and underwear back up. "Man, I can't believe I swallowed!" Logan said, making a face. "If it makes you feel any better," I told him, "so did I." After a few moments, he said, "We better get back outside, before anyone starts wondering what we're doing in here." We unzipped the door and headed back out. Fortunately, it looked like no one was any the wiser as to our blow jobs. We were soon told by our leaders that there was some free time before some of the planned activities started, and while we were free to roam about a bit, to be careful and be back before 4 p.m. Logan and I started exploring around a bit, and somehow wound up hiking with four other guys – Aaron (who was 16), Derek (who was 12), James (who was 14), and Matt (who'd just turned 11, and had made something of a big deal about it, in a goofy 11-year-old kind of way). Soon we wound up climbing a bit up a rocky outcropping, and at the top we discovered a small lake on the other side (Lake? Pond? I never did know what the difference between the two was...). With a bit of excitement, we headed down to its shore. "Hey, let's go swimming," Aaron suddenly proposed. "But I didn't bring a swimming suit!" Matt protested. "Who says we need swimming suits?" Aaron asked. "Water's not going to hurt skin, right?" "You're saying we should swim naked?" Matt asked with a quiver in his voice. "Why not?" James said. "We're all guys." "But...what if girls come along?" Derek asked with wide eyes. "Hey, can you imagine any of the girls doing the climbing we just did?" Aaron asked. "I dunno," Derek said, sounding uncertain. "Hey, you don't have to if you don't want to," James said. "But as for me..." With that, he started pulling his shirt off. "Sounds like a plan to me," I said, also pulling my shirt and undershirt off. "But still...*naked*?!" Derek asked. "Hey," I said to Derek, "you're starting 7th grade in the fall, right?" He nodded. "So," I continued, dropping my pants, and pulling them off with my shoes and socks, "even if you decide not to go swimming with us right now, you'd still better start getting used to the idea of being naked in front of other guys, `cause you're going to have to shower after gym class every day. The same goes for you," I told Matt, "'cause you're not too far off from that yourself, Mr. `I'm 11 now!'" Derek and Matt exchanged nervous glances with each other, then slowly started taking their own clothes off. I noticed that James, Aaron, and Logan had almost finished stripping as well. While I'd rather obviously seen Logan both in his underwear and naked (and been in just my underwear and naked in front of him as well), I hadn't seen Aaron, Derek or Matt in anything less that shorts and t-shirts. James and I had been in gym class together last year, so we'd been naked in front of each other many times (and yeah, I'd checked him out a bit there – besides thinking he was kind of good-looking, I'd wondered what the pubic hairs of a redhead looked like; they were reddish, surrounding a dick and balls close in size to my own). I pulled off my briefs, and noticed that James had already removed his briefs as well; Logan dropped his boxers a moment later. I couldn't help but noticed Derek and Matt looking us over. Then I glanced over at Aaron, and I noticed him sliding his boxers off. He had a good-sized dick and ball, with a lot of pubic hairs. While the others headed into the water, I walked over to Derek and Matt, who were standing there in their briefs, and gently said, "You two know you don't have to if you really don't want to." They glanced at each other. "Nah, you're right," Derek finally said. "We'd better get used to this. And after all, if we can't be naked in front of our friends, how can we do that around strangers?" With that, he took a deep breath and slid his briefs down. And yeah, I glanced over his nude body, now very glad Logan and I had sucked each other off only a short time before. Otherwise, I might have sprung an erection (assuming I wouldn't have already). Derek's dick and balls weren't too big, but there were a few pubic hairs around them. Moments later Matt had followed suit, and shyly stood there with his hairless dick and balls showing for the entire world to see. We headed into the water and horsed around for quite a while. Derek and Matt soon seemed to get used to being naked. Soon I moved over and sat down on a ledge that was on the shore, my legs dangling in the water. Matt soon came over and sat down next to me, though he sat with his butt on the lake's bottom so that only his head was out of the water. We sat there in silence for a little while, until he asked, "How do you get used to it?" "What? Being naked around other guys?" "Well, yeah." I shrugged. "It's not all that hard, once you get used to it. After all, we've all the same stuff the same down there," I said, pointing with a finger at my crotch. "Besides, I've got two brothers. We've been in a lot of circumstances over the years that involved taking our clothes off in front of each other. From there, it wasn't too hard in the locker room to just pretend I was just taking my clothes off around a whole lot of brothers. I really don't even think about it now." Logan came over at that point. He stared at Matt for a moment as he hoisting himself out of the water and sitting down next to me. Matt smiled shyly at him. Moments later, Derek came over. "Uh, how are we supposed to dry off?" Derek asked. "Come out of the water," I told him. "You'll have to let the air dry you off." His eyes widened a bit, but after a moment he got out of the water and sat down next to me, opposite Logan. Matt stayed in the water a few moments more, his eyes also wide, but he eventually got out of the water, too. Aaron and James soon joined us on the shore. Derek sat there nervously, at times looking like he wanted to cover up his crotch, but then changing his mind. Matt didn't hold out quite so well, and soon he moved his hands as casually as he could to cover his crotch up. "We'd better get going," Aaron said after a while, and no one contradicted him as we pulled our clothes back on (I think Derek and Matt may have set a record for getting dressed). Hours later, after the sun had set and we'd had a campfire (I could have done without the bad attempts at campfire sing-a-longs, though), we all headed to our tents, calling out "Good night!" to each other. Logan and I hopped into our tent and zipped the "door" shut. As we started getting undressed, I leaned over and gave Logan a quick kiss. "Now, how are we going to do this?" I asked. "Your sleeping bag or mine?" "My dad once showed me a trick where you can zip two sleeping bags together," he said. "I think we should do it that way. More room." "Good idea." Dressed only in our underwear, we fumbled around with our sleeping bags a bit until we were able to get them zipped together. When we were through, I kissed Logan again, and we sunk down on top of our combined sleeping bags. I started running my hands up under his undershirt and across his chest, stroking his nipples with my thumbs. Logan gave out a low moan, and started doing the same to me moments later. We then helped each other out of our undershirts, and Logan got on top of me, kissing me hard. I grabbed his butt through his boxers and started squeezing. He broke off the kiss and muttered, "Blast you! Why do you always have to make me so horny?" "Because it's fun," I muttered. "Plus, you make being horny feel so good!" Logan got off of me and pulled his boxers off while I slid out of my briefs, our hard dicks, now free of their confines, jutting outward. We turned off our flashlights and crawled into the sleeping bags together, and Logan and I faced each other. We kissed for a moment before I took him in my arms, our chests pressed together, and started grinding my crotch against his. Making love in the near total dark of the tent was an interesting experience. I hadn't realized how much I had relied on being able to *see* Logan while we'd screw. Now we were going more on touch than sight, our hands gently exploring the other's nude body. "Oh, Justin!" he breathed out in pure ecstasy at one point. After several minutes of crotch grinding, I rolled us onto Logan's back, so that I was on top of him. I then moved down a bit and slid my dick between Logan's legs and into his butthole. He wrapped his arms around me, and I slowly began sliding my dick in and out of him. I savored the warm tightness of Logan around my dick as I thrust, his hard dick throbbed between us. Soon he started bucking his hips against me, and I quickly pressed my lips against his, ensuring that the cry that would have been heard by everyone about became a muffled moan as Logan came all over us. He sagged after he stopped coming, and I moved my mouth off of his, my dick sliding in and out of his butthole the whole time. I continued to thrust for what seemed like an eternity until Logan suddenly grabbed my butt and squeezed. This time, it was Logan's lips suddenly being pressed against mine to prevent any loud vocal outbursts as I blew my load into him, after which I went limp. "You're great," I told him after a while. "I know," he said, and I could practically hear him grinning. We got out of the sleeping bags, and after a few moments of searching in our packs in the dark, we found a towel and a bar of soap. We then snuck out of the tent and into the showers (where we discovered that the setup was like at school, where there were no dividers of any sort between the shower heads, with benches along the two shorter walls), where we cleaned up, dried off, and snuck back into the tent. Climbing back into the double sleeping bag, Logan curled up next to me, his head on my chest and my arm around him. After a while, he said, "I'm glad you and I are having sex. It makes me feel good." "Even when it's *your* butt getting nailed?" "Even then." His hand soon moved over and came to rest on my crotch. I held him a little closer, while resting a hand on top of his. We soon drifted off to sleep. *** I woke slowly, stretching. Logan's naked body next to mine reminded me of what we'd done the night before, and I smiled. Thinking Logan was still asleep, I gently rolled over onto my stomach and began to move out of the sleeping bags. I didn't get very far when suddenly Logan was on top of me, very much awake. "Good morning," he said in a quiet, yet very cheery, voice. "Guess what I've been waiting to do for a while!" That was all the warning I had before his dick started sliding into my butthole. When he got all the way inside me, he started thrusting. I felt his hot breath on the side of my face as his arms encircled me. I folded my arms under my head and rested my chin on my forearm, enjoying the feeling of Logan's dick sliding in and out of me as his balls flopped against mine with each inward thrust of his hips. And yes, I felt the same way Logan said about how he felt the night before – I was glad we were having sex, even when it was my butt getting nailed. After several minutes, I closed my eyes and clutched the edge of the sleeping bags, trying not to moan too loudly as my semen surged through my dick. When my ejaculation was over, I laid there contently as Logan continued to pound my butt. I allowed him to do that for a while before I started flexing my butt muscles, and moments later Logan started moaning as he came into me. When he finished ejaculating, we laid there for a while, his soft dick still inside me. "You are so *hot*," he quietly said to me. "You're not so bad yourself," I told him, giving him a quick kiss. We got out of the sleeping bag, his dick sliding out of me in the process, and I hesitantly opened the tent door enough to poke my head out and look around. Seeing that everyone else seemed to still be asleep, Logan and I each grabbed a set of clean clothes and our towels and soap and quickly ran to the showers, where we cleaned ourselves up and got dressed. The day went by quickly, with lots of things going on to keep us busy. When we finally retired to our tent for the night, Logan and I were worn out. We started stripping, and I was out of my clothes first. I crawled into the sleeping bags while waiting for Logan to finish. I laid on my back, my hands clasped behind my head. "Man, I'm pooped," I said. "Me, too," Logan admitted as he dropped his boxers. "In fact, I really only feel like doing...this!" With that, he dove headfirst into the sleeping bags, right on top of me. Moments later, I felt his mouth go down on my dick, and I drew in a sharp breath as he started sucking. His own crotch, which was right above my face, began moving around, and I figured I knew what he was trying to do. I reached up and took his dick, guiding it to my mouth. His hips promptly plunged down, his dick sliding into my mouth. I contently started sucking his dick as he fully settled down onto me, his dick throbbing in my mouth. We sucked for a while until I felt the familiar tingling sensation in my crotch. I tried to hold back, wanting the blowjobs to last as long as possible, but it wasn't to be. I arched my hips up as best I could while giving a muffled "Mmmppphh!" as I came and came into Logan's hot mouth. I flopped back down when I was finished, then continued to suck Logan's dick while he kept my dick in his mouth. Minutes later, I grabbed his butt and started squeezing. Within moments, Logan came, his semen gushing out of the end of his dick and down my throat. He collapsed onto me when his supply of semen was exhausted. We laid like that for several minutes until the unthinkable happened. I farted. Logan began making choking noises as he spat my dick out before zipping out of the sleeping bags. He pulled a face as he waved a hand under his nose as he gasped for breath. "Man, why'd you do that for?!" he gasped out. "Sorry, man. It just happened." "Still, man, you couldn't have held it in long enough for me to get out of there? My face was right there!" "Like I said, I'm sorry." He pouted for a while, but eventually crawled back in (this time, of course, going in feet-first). We curled up together, and soon fell asleep. *** The next day was essentially a repeat of the first day. We all had a blast, and when the night came, we gathered around the campfire once again. Fortunately, it seemed that more sing-a-longs had either not been planned for tonight or dropped after the miserably failed attempt the night before. We sat around, making s'mores and telling jokes and stories. "All right," Aaron said after a while, "I've got a story." We all settled in, and he began. "Once upon a time there was a guy named Bob, who absolutely *loved* baked beans. However, they gave him a major case of gas that could last for quite a while. Bob eventually fell in love with a woman named Susan. He knew he'd have give up the baked beans if he wanted to avoid stinking Susan out of house and home, so he made the ultimate sacrifice – he gave up the baked beans, and he and Susan were eventually married. "One day, when Bob was coming home from work, his car broke down, and the mechanic told him it would be a few days before it was fixed. So Bob called Susan to let her know he'd be late getting home, and he started walking home. "He soon passed a local diner, and was quickly overwhelmed by a single smell emanating from that diner – the smell of baked beans. Figuring he'd long toot himself out before reaching home, he went inside and ordered a double serving of baked beans. "When he finally arrived home, Susan greeted him at the door and told him she had a special surprise just for him. She blindfolded him and led him into the dining room, where she seated him at the head of the dining room table. Just then, the phone rang, and Susan instructed Bob not to remove the blindfold while she went to answer the phone, and left. "Soon, to Bob's horror, he felt a fart coming on. Keeping an ear on Susan's conversation, he felt that it would be a little while before she came back in. So he lifted a leg and let loose a fart. Now, this wasn't just any ordinary fart. This was a nuclear explosion amongst farts. Lowering his leg, Bob started fanning around him in an effort to clear the air. After a few minutes, Bob felt another fart coming on. Since Susan was still on the phone, Bob lifted his other leg and let loose the mother of all farts. Bob was grateful Susan wasn't in the room as he started vigorously fanning the air. "When Susan finally returned to the dining room, she found Bob sitting in the chair, with his hands folded in his lap. After receiving assurances from her husband that he had not removed the blindfold the entire time, she removed the blindfold – to reveal to Bob the twelve guests she'd invited over for his birthday party." The guys all roared with laughter at Aaron's story, and the girls just rolled their eyes, muttering about how immature we were in their eyes. Logan and I glanced at each other, wondering if Aaron somehow knew what had happened last night. When we finally dispersed, Logan and I got into our tent and flopped onto the sleeping bags. "D'ya think Aaron heard what happened in here last night?" Logan asked after a couple of minutes. I shrugged. "If he did, he certainly never mentioned anything about it to me." We started talking about a few other odds and ends, but even though we were as worn out as we'd been the day before, we couldn't keep our hands off each other, and soon articles of clothing went flying as hands started exploring naked flesh. When we'd both finished stripping, I pushed Logan down and got onto him, driving my hard dick into his butthole. I started sliding my dick in and out of him as he wrapped his arms and legs around me, holding me tightly as his own hard dick throbbing between us. I closed my eye, enjoying the wonderful sensations I was feeling. Logan's butt was nice and tight around my dick, and I felt the warmth of his body radiating outward. I was sure I felt his heart beating. He soon began bucking his hips against me as best he could as his semen started squirting out of the end of his dick. I got so excited that moments later I let loose my own semen into Logan before collapsing onto him. "I love you," I quietly said into his ear. "I love you, too," he said. "Carry me into the showers," he instructed me. "Hold me tight, then," I told him, and he wrapped his arms and legs around me as tight as he could. Maneuvering so that I kept my now-soft dick in him, we grabbed our towels and the soap. Poking my head out to make sure that the coast was clear, I stumbled out of the tent and made as mad a dash as I could while carrying another guy into the showers. Logan hopped off of me when we got in there, and we got a couple of showers going, where we started cleaning off. We chatted about nothing in particular while we bathed, taking our time in doing so since we were enjoying being under the hot water. Suddenly we were startled by one of the other kids, 7-year-old Tim, coming in, wearing only a t-shirt and shorts. "Hope you two saved some hot water for me," Tim said. "Yeah, we did," I told him. He set his towel and a change of clothes down on the same bench that Logan and my towels were, and pulled off his t-shirt before dropping his shorts and then his briefs. He got a shower going on the opposite side from Logan and me and got under it. Logan and I showered for a while longer before we turned off our respective shower and went over to where our towels were and started drying off. For some reason, I glanced over at Tim and noticed that he looked rather sad. "Tim, is anything wrong?" I asked him. "No," he muttered, looking down at the floor. "Not to be nosy or anything, but it doesn't seem that way to me," I told him. He'd turned his back to us by that point, and even though he didn't say anything, I heard sounds that made it seem like he was crying. I walked over to face him, and noticed after a moment that a couple of streaks of water running down his face wasn't from the showerhead, but rather tears. Reaching over, I turned off the shower. Putting my hands on his shoulders, I said, "Tim, seriously, what's wrong, dude?" "It's some of the other guys, Pete and Chris," he finally said, naming two 10-year-olds. "They walked in here when I was showering yesterday. They said my dick and balls were so tiny they thought I was a girl!" I rolled my eyes. How typically immature. "Come here," I said, guiding him back over to the bench and sitting him down. Putting an arm around his shoulders, I said, "Honestly? I think your dick and balls are a good size for someone your age." "But Pete and Chris said..." he began before I stopped him. "Pete and Chris were being dorks," I assured him. "But yours are positively huge," he said, glancing down at my crotch. "I'm 15," I said. "They should be. I'll let you in on a little something, though of course if anybody else asks, I'll deny I ever said this. You're seven, right?" He nodded in the affirmative, and I continued. "I've got younger two brothers. One's your age. His name is Evan. The other's the same age as Pete and Chris. His name is Tanner. Evan's dick and balls are the same size as yours, and Tanner's aren't exactly all that much bigger. Heck, even mine were that size when I was seven," I assured him, gesturing at his dick and balls. "Really?" he said, his eyes widening before he glanced back down at my dick and balls. "Yeah, really." All right, so I wasn't totally 100% sure about that (it wasn't like I'd ever gone around measuring `em), but seeing as how my brothers were similar in size down there to Tim now (and let's face it, 7-year-olds just don't have huge dicks and balls to begin with), I was sure mine couldn't have been too different in size when I was seven. "Oh," Tim said after a moment. Logan sat down on the other side of Tim. "Hey, honestly, mine were that size, too, once upon a time," he told Tim, who glanced at Logan's crotch. "But mine got bigger, also," Logan continued, "and while they aren't quite as big as Justin's, I still think they're a good size." "Yeah, they are," Tim said. "Trust us," I said. "Don't worry about it. Your dick and balls are *not* too small. Guys your age are practically all the same size down there as you are." Tim smiled, and I gave him a quick hug. "Now go finish your shower," I told him. We stood up, and he took a few steps towards the showers. Then he turned back, came over, and gave me a big hug. "Thanks, Justin," he said. "You're welcome." I grabbed the soap, and Logan and I wrapped our towels around our waists in case we met with any other unexpected late-night roamers on the trip back to the tent. We didn't meet anyone, though, and upon entering the tent and zipping up the door, we dropped our towels and climbed into the sleeping bags, Logan curling up next to me. "So," he said after a few moments, "do I need to start worrying about competition from Tim? He *is* kinda cute, after all." "He's a little young for me," I said. "I dunno," Logan said. "Your taste does seem to run towards us younger guys." He laughed a moment later to show he wasn't serious. "Don't worry. I know you're not the roaming type." He took my dick in his hand and gave it a quick, but gentle, squeeze. "Now *that* I don't know about," I said, as my hand started roaming up one of his legs, heading towards his butt. "My hands like to roam a lot, particularly over one specific body..." "I knew it," he said with a chuckle. "You *are* a perv." "Guilty as charged," I said, wrapping my arms around him and pulling him closer to me. "Guilty as charged." *** Morning arrived all too soon, and I knew that today we'd have to go home. I started pulling myself out of the sleeping bags. My waist had just come out when suddenly I felt something warm and wet run across my dick. I collapsed onto the ground on my side from the unexpected pleasure, my dick getting hard. Logan grinned at me from the vicinity of my crotch, where he'd just licked my dick. He then rolled me onto my back and went down on my dick, guiding it into his mouth. "Oh, yeah, Logan!" I moaned out as his head started bobbing up and down. I ran my hands through his slightly curly hair. Every so often, Logan would turn his head to one side, allowing his lips to run along the length of my shaft. Then he started playing with my balls, and I was a goner. My semen exploded out of my dick during one of those times that Logan had turned his head to the side, so my semen sprayed all over me. When I was through coming, Logan got onto me and guided his dick into my butthole. He then started thrusting while I wrapped my arms around his nude body, pulling him to me. His dick slid in and out of my butthole for almost 20 minutes before he climaxed, his semen flowing into me. He then gave me a quick kiss before getting off of me, his now-soft dick sliding out of me. We cleaned up one last time before getting dressed and getting back into the tent to pack up everything. By then, everyone else was packing up their stuff and taking their tents down. While we'd all had a good time, we all felt a little sad that it was over. But Logan quietly whispered into my ear something that brought a smile to my lips. "Remember, my birthday's in a couple of weeks."