Date: Mon, 3 Dec 2001 15:26:19 -0800 From: dudesweet@hushmail.com Subject: my life so far chapters 55 56 57 Chapter 55 So Kyle is having a big sleepover cause he made the honor roll or something and Keith says he gets to invite me cause he gets to have one friend and Kyle asked him to ask me. So I say cool yeah cause I don't really know to many of the 7th graders and I am wondering will Kyle do stuff like strip and jack or what and I want to be there but I am worried about Keith cause I don't want him to think I ditched him for his brother. So I am trying to talk to Keith and get him to admit stuff cause im sure he does it you know. So I just say man I really like to jack off I do it a lot like 2 somethimes 3 times a day how many times you do it. And he says he don't do it that's it gay. So I say no its not gay everybody does it and he says no way and I say ask people and he says no way. And I say I dare him to ask any 6 boys in 8th grade how much they jackoff and I said they will probally all admit it if they are telling the truth. SO I say then you have to tell the truth to and he says what if he wins and the guys don't admit it then I say well you can think of a dare for me to do. So he says ok. Well 4 of them admit it and I say ok who were the other 2 and then I go to them with him and say come on man admit it I jack you jack everybody jacks and then they both admit it so I say to keith 6 out of 6 boys admit jacking are you gonna admit it now? And he says ok he does it sometimes and I say so does your brother and he says no way and I say yeah ask him im sure he does it all the time. SO the next day he siad his brother does it and has porn magazines and everything hahaha I alreaady knew all that and I said cool. So we get to his party and they order pizza and rent movies and finally its time for sleeping so we all lay out sleeping bags in the living room and everybody just strips to there shorts. So that's why I do to and keith says come on lets sleep in my room and I say no lets stay here it will be more fun I promise. So he has 4 friends over plus keith and me so theres 7 alltogether. And finally Kyle says lets play truth or dare. So I say ok then most of them say ok so we all sit around in a circle. So Kyle goes first and ask me whats the farthest you ever done with a girl? Hahaha so I tell him I been sucked before. So ask him how big is his boner and he says 5 inches and everybody says noway and stuff like that and I do to so I hope he will prove it and he says ok ill prove it and pulls out a porn magazine from his sleeping bag and everybody freaks out and tries to look at it so he pulls his out so we can all see it and says lets see who has the biggest. So I want everybody to do it so I pull mine out next and say see its bigger than yours beet that. And 2 of his friends pull theres out and they are about the same as his and finaly kieht pulls his out and it is huge I mean more than 6 1.2 inched im sure and everybody is like wow way cool man and they try to talk the 2 who didn't show theres and one finally does and the other one is to chicken so Kyle says lets pants him so him and his friend pull his pants all the way off and the boy gets mad and is pissed and says he wants to go home. So when he is ggetting dressed I go over to him and I say man they were just kidding cause I didn't help pants him I thought he might not be mad at me and he says well it wasn't fun so I tell him why is he so shy about his dick and he says cause hes not as big as everybody and I say yeah well so what. Anyways I talk Andy into staying and tell him I will protect him. So I say I think sense Kyle is having the party we should all pants him so we strip him and he don't care and is just sittign there with a semiboner and lets eveybody look at it then he gets dressed and he says lets all pants Evan so before they can grab me I strip myself and stand up naked and say you cant pants me I pantsed myself and they all die laufing and I got a boner of corse. Then one of Kyles friends gets naked to and runs around the room with a semi boner and Kle says lets turn out the lights and all get naked. Hahahah so I strip again and I think everybody is to and he says lets raid the kitchen and he runs into the kithen and turns on the kithen light well me and 2 of his friends follow him and everybody else just covers up or gets dressed so there is 4 of us in the kitchen naked getting drinks very very cool. So they don't have boners but I do and one of them says man how come you got a boner and I say I alsways get a boner when im naked I say I am so fucking horney all the time. Well they think this is pretty funny. So Kyle says are you so horney you gonna jackoff? Well im not sure if he wants me to or what so I just say well maybe I will and maybe I wont then I say what about you and he says maybe I will and maybe I wont to and everybody laufs so he says to one of his friends and he says he will but only if everybody else does and the other guy I think his name is Pete and different pete from before says he will only when eveybody is asleep. So then I say lets all sleep naked cause I remebr how much fun that is. So they agree so we all go back in the living room and get under cover and saty naked. So we are talking and I wonder if we will really jack or what. So nothing happens and we go asleep. So kyle wakes me up with a flashlight and he is still naked and has a boner and his 2 friends are naked awake to but with no boner and we go behind the couch with the porn magazine and the flashlight. And we start to look and play with are dicks and then we start to jack and kyle says ok I ready and shines the light on his when he comes and shoots very cool and I say ok im ready and they all watch me shoot to then they say when there ready and we all get to watch each other very cool. So we go back and put on are boxers and go to sleep. Very good sleepover. Chapter 56 So Mike can spend the night again, but he has to wear pajamas all the time at home and had to promise to wear them at my house to and his mom told my dad that he needed to make sure Mike wore them to sleep. Pretty embarassing. So hes in the car in the back seat and he is like crying so I go sit back with him and hug him and hold him while my dad just drives. When we get home he don't wont to swim he don want to do anything and he don't want to talk about his parents and brother and all that so I don't ask him stuff and we are just sit o the couch next to each other and are watching tv and my dad comes in and says good night and gives me and mike a hug and that was pretty nice of him. So I say ready for bed and he says ok so we go to my room and he is putting on his pajamas so I get my sleeping shorts on and he says why are you wearing those and I say cause I don't want you to feel weird and he says he hates wearing pajamas. So I am wondering are we gonna do anything but I don't want to do anything in case he don't want to do anything. SO anyways he says he has to sleep on the floor and is not allowed to share a bed with ANYONE so I say ok and I put all my crap on the floor to and I say well then I will sleep on the floor to. So he snuggles up an goes to sleep with his head on my chest and its kinda cool. So later I wake up and he is sucking my dick. So I just let hi finish and I say thanks man and I start to do his and he lets me so I suck his then we snuggle back up and sleep till morning. But he never wants to talk about stuff to me. Bummer. Chapter 57 Well this time it is Keith who is having a birthday party and sleepover and I hope we will do stuff at the sleepover and I know Kyle will and I hope he gets to have 1 friend over just like Keith did at Kyles. So I go and he has 2 friends from his old school and I'm the only one from are school and Kyle has his friend Dete (rymes with Pete or feet) over. He's the one that jacked with us. So these guys used to go to private school so maybe that's why Keith is so shy about jacking and stuff. I wonder if it is diferent in those schools. So anyways we are all sleeping in the living room and nothing happens but I know Kyle and Dete are gonna do sonething so I ask them to invite me even if I'm asleep. So after it is quiet I am not asleep and Kyle gets up and I get up and he wakes up Dete and we go to Kyles room and he pulls out the porn. So this is way better than in the dark with the flashlights cause I can see everything. And I can see that Kyle already has a boner but not Dete and I do to. So we are looking and then we all have boners and before we can jack Jim comes in the room and sees the porn and prolly sees are boners and says what are you guys doing? So Kyle says sssshhhhh and gets up and shuts the door and says sshhhhh please don't tell. And Jim says don't tell what? And Kyle says what we are doing and Jim says what are you doing and Kyle says looking at porn. He says cool are you doing anything else and Kyle says like what and Jim says like wacking off? Well we all bust up then and Kyle says we might and Jim says lets have a circle jerk. And we say whats that and he says put the porn in the middle so everybody can see so we do and he says everybody gets on the knees and pulls down there pants or underwears So we do and it is pretty cool cause all the lights are on. And I can see everything and I am so horney. And everybody has a boner and jims is very very big. Then he says the coolest thing he says ok everybody jack the dick on there right. Oh sooooo cool. I have herd of this before but I never done it. So he grabs mine right away and I grab Detes which is the first time I ever did that and Dete grabs Kyles and we all start jacking. And Kyle says last one to come has to sleep naked allllllll night. Cool. Shit I am so Horney that I come real fast and squirt all over the magazine and Jim squeezes it out real good and so I think he has done this before. So I put all my concentrateion on Detes and he comes next. He don't come but like ony 2 drops but I squeeze it out of him and then Jim comes and he has lots so then it is just Dete jacking Kyle while we all get to watch him come. So he made it up so he has to sleep naked so we make him leave his shorts and boxers and go back in the big room naked. And we all get dressed. So in the morning I wake up and I know Kyle is naked so I slowly pull down his covers so everybody can see he is naked. And when he wakes up we are looking at his naked but and laughing are asses off. Well he don't have any clothes with him so he is stuck under his blankets. So when everybody is awake we pull all his blankets off him and won't let him out of the room and he is just naked with a semi. It is hilarios. Then we here his mom so we give him blankets to hide when she comes in. So I follow Kyle to his room to watch him get dressed and I say man that was cool when can we have a cirlce jerk again and he says yeah it was cool and I say ever done that before and he says no. Well I thout he was gonna say yeah at camp but he didn't. So I say wanna jack now and he says yes but we cant cause we will get cot. So I say do you jack with Keith now and he says only at night with the light out he says Keith is to shy. So I say well I hope I can have a circle jerk at my birthday and he says when is it and I tell him and invite him and tell him Dete can come to. Well I decide to invite Jim to even cause he dont go to my school cause he got everybody to circle jerk and maybe he will do more to.