Chapter 10

Danielle was to our place at just a few minutes to seven to pick up Jamie, he's all properly diapered, dressed, and ready to go, and this is the first time in a bit that he's just single baby diapered, though that's not what he'd wanted. I'd told the Babies that Jamie and Jane both have doctors appointments this morning, so, the other Babies clearly didn't wanna go with them, since none of them particularly care for going to the doctors, but then, who can blame them. The rest of the Babies are sent outside to play once again, while I say that I'm gonna get some work done in my office today, so that I have fewer distractions, and Nathan says that he's just gonna play on his computer. Tanya and Noah are over at her house, just enjoying the quiet house all to themselves, and that's okay. I'm pretty sure they won't have sex all over the house, and I'm certain they won't pass out in four hours from the horrific experience of it. Yeah, right. I totally would in their place.

Danielle was back only a few hours later with a still groggy Jamie in tow. She tells me all about what special care he needs right now, his medications and whatnot, and says that the procedure was a complete success, but that he has to go in, in about a week or two, to do the sample, to make certain that they didn't miss anything, since that'd clearly be very bad. Jane has to stay over night, but, she'd done well as well. When Danielle leaves, she takes the Baby Girls with her.

“So, how are you feeling Baby?” I ask Jamie softly.

“I feel weird, and my peepee area kinda hurts.”

“I'm sure you do feel weird, and the reason for that and why your peepee area hurts, is because the doctors did something inside your cute little baby balls, so that you can't have babies.”

“Oh, okay, how come?”

“Because you're not capable of having children, and maybe never will be, but, you wanna have lots and lotsa sex with girls, and that's how you can have babies, so, we don't want you to haveta worry about that.” I say, laying it on the line for him. He may not remember this after he wakes back up, because I plan to put him down for a nap, but, I want it to be in there anyway.

“Oh, okay. I can still fuck girls, and maybe sometimes even boys too, though, right?”

“Yes Baby, but only if they say it's okay. You must never fuck a girl or a boy who doesn't very clearly tell you that it's okay to do so, okay, because that's extremely bad, and you could get in huge poopoo. As for the word fuck, please don't say it Baby, but, most especially around the little Babies.”

“Oh, okay, sorry, I member now, and I know.”

“That's good Baby. Would you like Daddy to take you and change your soggy baby diaper and put you down for a nice nap, it looks like you could use it? When you wake up, you might be a little sore still, but, you won't feel weird any more.”

“Okay Daddy, I like that please.”

“Good, let's go Baby.”

When I get Jamie to his bedroom, I strip him down to his soggy single baby diaper, and the hospital staff just put him into one of their much thinner and far less comfortable ones after his procedure for some reason, especially when I'd packed spares for him for that very reason, so, though he's probably only peed once or twice since, it's already very nearly full. I have Baby Jamie lay down, and then I proceed to changing him as tenderly as I can. There's antibiotic ointment that I'm supposed to apply to the area a few times a day, so, during soggy baby bum changes will be perfect, I just hope that wearing diapers doesn't affect that any, but, the doctor knows that he wears twenty four seven, so, I'm certain that he'd give the correct stuff to help with that. Jamie's only a little bruised, and other than that, looks perfectly normal and healthy, well, still small, but, there's nothing that can help that, other than hopefully time and growing up more. I get Baby Jamie double mega thickly baby diapered like he deserves, and by the time I'm done, he's sound asleep, so, I spin him into sleeping position, cover him up, and kiss his forehead and wish him a good sleep.

When I get downstairs, Johnny and Jayden are both there waiting for me.

“Why Jamie tho funny when him get home?” Jayden asks curiously, because, other than saying hi, I'd ushered Jamie right inside, telling the others to stay outside.

“Because he was given medications to make him really groggy and not quite awake, so that they could fix something inside his baby balls.” I said.

“Oh, what wrong wit dem? Dey look fine.” He asks.

“Nothing wrong that you'd be able to see, or even feel, just something inside they needed to do. He'll be perfectly fine in just a couple days. He might be a little sore, but, that's normal.”

“Oh, okay. Do we needta do too?”

“Eventually, possibly yes, once you both start squirting baby milk out your hot little diapered dinkies, like he does now, then you'll probably haveta go get it done too, though you might not need to either, but, don't worry, that's not for a long time, and you'll hardly even feel it, if and when it does happen. He'll be just a tiny bit sore, and that's all.”

“I not yike thound dat.” Johnny says.

“Don't worry Baby, you won't even know it's happening at all anyway.”

“Oh, otay, dood.”

“So, how would you two liketa help Nathan and me to make a nice large batch of cookies as a nice treat for your big Baby Brother for doing so well.” I ask, trying to get their minds to something else.

“Weewee, we hewp?” Johnny asks, bouncing excitedly.

“Absolutely, but, you haveta wash up first, there's no telling where those grimy little hands have been.” I grin brightly to them.

“Okay.” They both say at the same time, giggling, because I'm pretty sure that they'd been in the play house, just barely out of sight, long enough to kiss and stroke to a few good and well deserved little gay baby boygasms, I know they do so whenever they think that they can get away with it, because I've caught them a couple times now, it's cute. We just pretend to ignore them when they do so.

We help them to wash up, and we decide to do two batches, I'm doing one type with Johnny, while Jayden's helping Nathan with another. We have two ovens, and both are convection, so, we can each put two very large trays in each oven, which makes it very fast. Granted, we fit eighteen cookies on each sheet, and each batch makes seventy two cookies, approximately, so that's two full batches each. The Baby Boys had a blast helping, and we have them doing lots, though, no, I didn't allow them to crack the eggs, I am at least a little smarter than that, but, they got to do lots else, and they're super proud when the first batches come out, and they get to try one, once they've cooled some that is.

While we're waiting on the last batch to cook, I go and wake Jamie up, so that he's not sleeping too long. As soon as he sees me, he smiles brightly, and I give him a hug and a kiss.

“Mmmm, something smells really good Daddy.”

“We made cookies to help you feel better. How are you feeling now Baby?”

“Peepee still kinda sore, but I's not feel weird no more.”

“Good, I'm glad to hear it. You can have a couple cookies and a baby bottle, and I can give you some medicine to take the pain away, that is if you'll take it and not make a huge fuss, otherwise you'll just haveta put up with the pain.”

“I not make fuss.” He moans.

“That's a good Baby Boy, and you'll get a fresh cookie for being a big Baby Boy and taking your medicine well. Then a baby bottle too, and I know you love your baby bottles lots and lots, like a good and beautiful Baby Boy should.”

“Mmmhmm.”

We head down, and I get Jamie his medicine just as the last batches of cookies are coming out of the ovens. I ask him to open up, and he does so begrudgingly, I squirt in the medicine, because I'd sucked up the correct amount in an oral syringe, and then he makes a face as he tastes it and then swallows it. I pass him a cookie right away, and he devours it.

“Medicine ick, but cookie good.” He says, I almost laugh, but had he said it like the Cookie Monster, I would've pissed myself laughing. Well, not that I don't anyway, but, you know what I mean, more so.

“Yeah, Johnny and Jayden helped to make them for you to help you feel better.”

“Thanks.”

“You're welcome.” They both say as one.

“Can hath nother, pweath?” Johnny asks.

“Yes, you may have one more of the other type that you didn't have already, and then Jamie can have another one as well. Then, I already told Baby Jamie he could have a baby bottle, and I'm betting you'd both like ones as well, wouldn't you?”

“Yeth pweath.” They both say happily.

“Good, Nathan and I'd like ones as well.” I say, and I go about making us all the baby formula ones I like, and we all drink them up.

When the Babies ask for another cookie, I tell them that after dinner they can have another two each, if they eat all their dinner, and of course behave as well as good Baby Boys like them should, and they all say okay.

Jamie didn't feel much like playing outside, and so, the other two Baby Boys stay in the living room with him and play quietly with their toys, so that he doesn't haveta be all alone. They really are so very loving to each other, and show so much compassion to each other. Considering how they were raised, I'm not sure if it's a coping mechanism, or if it's just who they are. I suspect it's a coping mechanism, though.

After dinner, the Babies, that's to say, all of us, get another pair of cookies, each of us taking one of each, and we all enjoy them. Then Jamie cuddles right into me as we sit down to watch a movie, and he passes out not even half way through it. I can just barely carry him to his bedroom if I have to, but decide to just leave him on the couch instead. I change his gloriously soggy baby diaper, put more ointment on his little baby balls, feed him some more medicine while he sleeps, and he still pulls a face when he tastes it in his sleep even, but, I press the nipple of a baby bottle to his lips as soon as he's taken it, and he happily drinks it all, all the while he hadn't even waken in the slightest. We then take the other two Baby Boys up to their bedroom, get them changed, Nathan and I each taking one, and they too get baby bottles, and they happily drink them while we change them. Nathan and I head to bed only shortly thereafter, changing each other, causing each other to cum three times each in doing so, and then curl up and have a great sleep together.

Tim dropped off my garbage bin this morning instead, saying that he'd gotten home late, and just plain hadn't felt like doing it when he got home, but, like I tell him, it's not a huge deal. We talk for a few minutes before he says that he should be getting to work, and then heads out, I give him a hug and a nice thickly diapered baby bum rub and pat before letting him go, he does likewise to me.

Danielle drops the Baby Girls off, so that they can play with their Baby Brothers, while she goes to get Jane from the hospital. She's back not even an hour later, and Jane seems fine, whereas Jamie's still in a bit of pain, but, it is a rather tender area, whereas Jane has one tiny incision in her abdomen, that will hardly even affect her, and it shows.

I ask Danielle if they'd all like to come on over for dinner tonight, that I wanna talk about something, and she says okay.

As soon as Danielle and the Baby Girls are gone, I tell the Baby Boys that it's time to get dressed, because we needta go grocery shopping. They all say okay, and so, we all get dressed in clothes that kinda sorta somewhat disguise the double baby diapers we're all wearing happily and proudly. Of course Nathan and I haveta help all the Baby Boys to get dressed, and that's okay, because we love it just as much as they do.

I ask everyone what we should have for dinner, and lo and behold, the Babies all say hot dogs, they'd have them every meal if they could, I swear, but, oh hell no, and I tell them that I just can't do hot dogs again so soon, so, I need other ideas. I get suggestions like burgers, pizza, mac and cheese, you know, all kids fine cuisine ideas. I laugh, Nathan does too. Then I decide that a barbecue isn't all that different to a pizza oven, and I know you can get pizza stones for them, so, maybe we'll do our own pizzas on the barbecue. When we get to the store, Johnny and Jayden are put up in the seats, Jamie is once again warned to hold onto one of the buggies at all times, and so, we tour the store. They have the pizza stones, and two will fit inside my barbecue easily, so, I get two of them, and then we get all the rest of the groceries that we need, including everything we need to make dinner tonight.

Of course, the Baby Boys are excited when I add more diapers and supplies to the carts, but, why wouldn't they be, really. After groceries, we do stop at the medical store to get more diapers for the rest of us, since I have no idea when our order will arrive. I'd hoped it'd be here by now, but, the tracking information simply said in transit, and nothing else. Nothing like in Vancouver, it would sometimes tell you what time it was going to arrive by, but here, they tell you what week it's gonna be there, and even then, it's wrong more than it's right. These guys are the weathermen of couriers.

When we get home, though, I have to laugh, when I see several boxes on the front porch, and there's certainly more than just one of the companies should've shipped. Well, hopefully it all arrived, and really, it'll all get used, so that's hardly a concern to all us good Baby Boys, because we do absolutely deserve to have lots and lots of gloriously thick and thirsty baby diapers to enjoy, fully.

“Okay Babies, groceries and diapers in, and then we'll get the boxes on the porch after. Well, after stripping to just our soggy baby diapers like we deserve, that is.”

“Okay.” They all say, and we strip.

I still find it comical that every last one of the Baby Boys grabs only armloads of diapers, and so, I grab as many bags as I possibly can, and take that in. The Babies had set all their stuff on the couch in the living room, whereas I set my stuff on the counter in the kitchen of course. It takes all of us three trips to get all the stuff from the van inside, and then, I ask them to help me put it away, and they do.

Finally we go and get all the boxes off the front porch, bring them into the living room, and carefully I cut open each box, but pass it to a different Baby Boy to open up and expose their contents. There are two boxes each for us to open, and boy are the Baby Boys all happy with everything. What's sad is, all the naughty toys that children shouldn't even know exist, the Baby Boys know exactly what they are, and by the sounds of it, how very well to use them as well. Johnny says it best.

“Wow, didoth and butt pugth, fucking awethome.” And then he looks to me in shock. “I thowwy Daddy, didn't mean swea.” I still find it both funny and sad, that the words that Johnny can say best, are the words that'd totally get him kicked out of school.

“No, you meant exactly what you said, Baby, but, you already understand that you're not supposed to say those words, so, please don't from now on, okay Baby.” I smile warmly to him.

“Tankee Daddy.”

“No worries. Now, these toys all come with special instructions. They're never to leave your bedrooms, you're never to talk about them with anyone else, and you're to always keep them properly cleaned. The condoms are for keeping the toys cleaner, and I'll teach you all how to use them later.”

“Know how Daddy.” Johnny says.

“Really, how about you two?”

“Yes.” They both say.

“Bad men make put condom them firtht, b'fore fucking our boy puthies hard.” Johnny says in an innocence that doesn't match what he's just said.

“Yeah.” Jayden says. “One man thay tho can't thay who fuck me.”

“Oh. Well, they're for your toys now instead. Even you Jamie, put one on your hot little diapered dinky before using your special toy, and it'll keep it much cleaner.” I say, but, wonder if the condoms will even fit poor tiny Baby Jamie, even though I'd gotten the smallest ones they have.

“Okay.” They all say

“Do you need me to tell you how to use that particular toy Jamie?”

“No thanks, seen one used before, man taught me how to fuck pussy hard using one.” He says simply.

“Okay, and there's never any need to fuck hard, instead make love long and slow. Not only does it feel better for you, but it feels far better for your partner too, and because it lasts longer, it makes you feel even better than just going hard and fast.”

“Oh, okay, I try.”

Once again, it's Johnny, the supremely horny little one that asks, “Can go pay wit new toyth now pweath?”

“No, not now Baby, that's for bedtime, okay. You may go to bed an hour early tonight, so that you can play lots and lots like you deserve to, but you're not allowed to disappear to your bedrooms for hours on end just because you wanna play.”

“Ah, poopy, I'th weewee weewee hard now dough.”

“Yes, I can see that.” I grin, and he looks down, then pets his cute little Pampered peepee.

“You not thee it, I'th not big 'nough.”

“Sure I can, you've got just a little more soggy diapered dinky bulge than normal, and I can see it. All three of you are super hard in your super soggy baby diapers, and that's good, and I'm happy that you're all so happy to get such amazing toys. That'll make tonight, when you do get to play, just that much better, because if you hold off now, you'll anticipate it far more tonight, and make it so much better. I know you probably won't understand it, but, holding off and dreaming of it all day, will make tonight far better for it.”

“I toe toe yee not agwee wit yoo.” Johnny giggles, trying to break down the big word he can barely say, which is cute.

“I'm sure you don't. Trust me, though, okay Baby, it'll make tonight spectacular. Now, you Baby Boys go get your toys put away, they're to be stored inside the drawers of your end tables at all times, though, okay.”

“Okay.” They all say, then grab up all their toys, and take them to their bedrooms to put away.

Nathan and I too take our toys up to our bedroom and put them away, and then we get all the baby diapers and accessories put away too, the Baby Boys helping once they're back as well, always happy to help put baby diapers and baby supplies away. Our diaper storage closet is now very well stocked, and there's lots more in all our bedrooms now too, and that's how we all like it. Then I get all our brand new baby clothes into the wash, so that they're ready for when we need them next.

I encourage the Baby Boys to go on out back and play, and so they do, but I'm asked to turn on the water and the bouncy houses, so, of course I do so right away. When I come back in, I tell Nathan that I would like to get the pizza dough started, since it's best if it's left to proof for a while, it makes for a much nicer flavour. We end up making two full batches, so that we ensure that we have enough, and now it's resting. Then we decide to just go ahead and start slicing and/or dicing up all the toppings that we bought for our pizzas, so that everyone can make their own how they want them. Then, because we have lots of time, Nathan helps me to throw all the garbage from the garage into the bin, as well we have several very heavy bags of very well used baby diapers that need to go in there too, so, that's finally done. Finally the garage is all clean, which makes me happy, I truly despise mess and chaos, I suppose that comes from how I grew up.

About half an hour before I'd asked Danielle and all to be here for, I start the barbecue, put the stones in after oiling them how the instructions said I should, and now they get to heat up and season some before they get used. When everyone arrives, I bring out all the toppings and set it all on the counters out there, and then start with making small pizza crusts for the Babies. I can fit two of their pizzas on each stone, and so, four of us help four Babies to make up their pizzas, because they certainly get to help make them how they want and like them, and then they're into the barbecue to cook, while the other two Babies and one other gets to get their pizzas prepared. It takes a while to get all of our dinner done, and we'd had to make seconds for the Babies, but two got to split one, so that they're not over eating, and we all enjoy it a great deal. It was pretty awesome, actually. As soon as dinner's all cleaned up, the Babies are all encouraged to play, while the rest of us sit back and talk. As soon as the Babies are out of ear shot, I start the conversation.

“So, the reason we wanted to have all of us here and talk about this, is because of something that Nathan brought up. Jamie and Jane both desperately need Babies of their own, so that they don't eventually get so fucking horny that they escape us somehow and go get what they need, no matter where, no matter the cost. The problem, though, is how. Now, we know how distasteful it is to even think about condoning such a thing, but, really, we're already allowing full incest anyway, so, we're really thinking that now that they can't get pregnant, that we should encourage the two of them to play together, at least until other, much better, options are available. We already know that they've done so in the past, and absolutely would again in the future, they've both said so plainly enough, and if we don't allow it, eventually they're just gonna get it anyway, no matter how hard we try and stop them. Like I said, we're already allowing it anyway, brothers or sisters, it really isn't all that different in the end, and now that they can't get pregnant, we feel that we're gonna haveta full on allow it. It seems that Tanya prefers staying at home with you guys, and Noah seems to prefer staying there, so, to keep it fair and even, Jane could stay here.”

It took a few minutes before anyone said anything, everyone's just thinking on it. Finally it's Tim that starts, though.

“I agree. As disgusting as it sounds to me, we're already allowing it anyway. At the very least, it's a short term solution to prevent either of them from doing something we absolutely don't want them to do, and really can't have them do, and we all know full well they would in a heartbeat if given even just a fraction of a chance, but it's Jamie that we've always guessed could be the real danger. All of them could pose serious dangers if we don't allow them to have sex, they're all very much accustomed to it, and were raised and clearly told and shown that it's perfectly okay to just take it, no matter what the other person wants.” He sighs.

“I agree.” Danielle says, though we can all see how she feels about it as well.

“Me too, it grosses me out to think about it, but, to give them what they need, and to protect others who are as innocent as these Babies really should be, but clearly aren't, I think we're really gonna haveta allow it as well, at least until better options come along. It's like you said, it's not like we're not already allowing it, how is it any different a brother and sister, rather than brother and brother, or sister and sister. It really isn't, and now that they can't possibly get pregnant, at least we won't haveta worry about that.” Tanya says.

“And I can't really say much about it, Nathan and I never truly had sex, but we certainly shared more than Brothers usually do, or probably should. Granted, I've read that a lot of twins share more than normal siblings do too, but I'm sure we went further than most, but maybe not as far as some.” Noah says.

“Yeah, that's what I said too.” Nathan smiles warmly to his Baby Brother.

“So, after they're both tested and cleared, I guess we just bloody well give them what they need, so that they don't go and take it from someone else, who probably won't be willing.” I say.

“Yeah. They both go in on Friday to be checked out to ensure that the procedures were a success. I think I'll ask you to take Jamie though, Tanner, he's likely to need help to give them a sample, and I just don't feel right seeing that.” Danielle says.

“I'll just take both of them then, Jane won't need any help whatsoever, whereas you're right, I'm betting Jamie will.” I laugh.

“That works, thanks.”

“So, will you be able to come over tomorrow Tim and help us to build our platform seats?”

“Sure, and Shannon and the Babies are coming and spending the weekend here, they're staying in the motor home, they've got things to do in their place on Sunday to prepare it so that Tanya can start her magic in there come Monday. She already said they'd help tomorrow as well, so, we should be able to get it done in just a few hours with all of us helping.”

“Awesome, thanks, and then, if they need any help Sunday, we'd all be happy to help too.”

“I said the same, but Shannon said that they likely won't need any help at all anyway. I'll go no matter what, but, I'll likely just end up standing around most of the day” Tim says.

“Good. Just make sure and let me know if you all need any help, though.”

We stay talking for well over an hour longer, and when Tim and Danielle say that it's time to go, they gather up the Baby Girls and head out. I shut everything down, and bring the Babies in for baths, since they're all very dirty Baby Boys, and boy are they gloriously soggy, dripping even. I ask Jamie how his little baby balls are feeling today, and he says okay. I tell him he can have more medicine and a baby bottle after his bath, and then they can all have a couple cookies too, which we'd probably all ate half of what was left after dinner, but, that's okay.

As I was washing up Johnny and Jayden in their tub, Nathan's washing Jamie in his, and just as I'm rinsing out Jayden's hair, I get a text, so, I finish what I'm doing, and check to see if it's important or not.

'Hey Tanner, is it okay to head on up to your place tomorrow and spend the night. We plan to leave at about ten or so, and you said it's six hours drive, so, we'd be there before dinner.' My best friend, and lawyer, asks.

Shit, I'd forgotten he'd said he might come up this weekend. So much happening, but, we have room, so I answer.

'Hey Jeremy, absolutely, spend one night or ten, it's up to you guys, we have lotsa room. See you tomorrow before dinner, but, please remember, Tim doesn't drink at all, and I'd rather that no one drinks around him, so that there's zero possibility of tempting him. Not that I think he would after all these years.'

'No worries, you know we hardly ever drink anyway, and if we like it, we might just stay a few nights, but we'll wait and see. So, we'll see you tomorrow afternoon then, loves, hugs, and soggy baby diapers.'

'See you tomorrow, and loves, hugs, and soggy baby diapers to you as well.'

That always makes me smile, one of the very first people I met in university that was actually like me. Jake and I became fast friends with Jeremy, and then shortly after, when Jeremy finally found himself the Baby Boyfriend he deserved, him too, and we've all been best friends since.

It's still a little better than an hour and a half before the Babies usually go to bed when we finish bathing them, and oddly enough, every last one of them asks for just a single baby diaper, gee, I wonder why. They were all also stone hard for their baby diapering, gee, if I didn't know any better, I'd say all three Baby Boys are thinking of playing so long and hard tonight that they're gonna pass out fully. Good, they deserve it.

We put them to bed, give them all hugs and kisses goodnight, and before I even have the bedroom door closed for Johnny and Jayden, they're already kissing rather deeply.

I lead my Baby Boy to our bedroom, telling him that I desperately need for him to make long slow sweet gay baby diaper love to me, he groans deeply, says he was gonna ask me to do to the same to him, but, that I'd asked first, so, I get to go first. For near on three hours we play as long and slow and loving as we possibly can. I came I think it was five times, but Nathan came a whopping ten, and by the time we were done, though he wasn't fully passed out, it was close, and so, I changed his baby diaper lovingly, tucked him in, and kissed him goodnight, telling him I'll be back in a few minutes to join him, that I'm gonna go check on the Babies to make sure that they're all properly baby diapered. He barely acknowledges me before he's sound asleep.

I head to Jamie's room first, and he's passed out. He'd poked a hole in the front of his baby diaper, after maybe peepeeing in it once, and then proceeded to fucking his toy well. He'd placed it right between the legs of his favourite stuffed animal, and then appears to have fucked it with wild abandon. When I rolled him over, the condom is still just barely holding onto his now very shrivelled diapered dinky, and wow, I had no idea he'd be able to shoot that much cum, it was filled with probably close to twenty millilitres of hot teen cream. It was impressive, so I just remove the cummy condom and throw it in his trash can. Next I remove his vibrating cock ring, and set it aside, so that I can clean it as well, since it's covered in lube too. I get him all cleaned up and changed into a fresh double thick baby diaper, position him so that he can sleep properly, and then tuck him in. I take his toys to his bathroom and wash and dry them off, and then take it back and put it away where it belongs, but also put away the box of condoms and the lube at the same time.

Next I head to Johnny and Jayden's bedroom, and they're both completely naked, and one of them has already peed, but, then both their baby bums are leaking pee as well, so, they'd both fucked and piss fucked each other, along with the fact that both dildos are laying on the bed, condoms still on them, and well lubed by the looks of it. Their baby bums are leaking piss, like I said, but, at least the butt plugs that they'd installed seem to be holding most of it, so, while the bed's wet, it's not that bad. I get them both properly double baby diapered like they too deserve, shift them to a dry area of their much too large for them bed, tuck them in, give them their kisses goodnight, and then head to bed myself.

I wake up the Baby Boys only a little later than they're normally up for. Nathan and I'd already been awake, kissing and cuddling for easily half an hour, before we finally decide to get up and get the Babies up to get them breakfast. We all meet in the kitchen, make lots of baby bottles, tea, and breakfast, and then go and sit and enjoy it. As we do so, we finally talk.

“So, did you Baby Boys enjoy yourselves last night?”

“Oh yeth. Feeowe thoooo dooood.” Johnny sighs deeply.

“That's good Baby. You two will needta go to the bathroom soon, remove each others super soggy baby diapers, remove your plugs, and sit on the toilet, since I'm betting you're gonna needta go pretty bad by now, and then, once you're done and all cleaned up, I'll diaper you like the good gay Baby Boys you are. Oh, and make sure to clean your toys really well too.”

“Otay, I do needta poopy.”

“Me too.” Jayden says.

“I'm sure you do. How about you Jamie?”

“It field real nice, it rubs me peepee so nice, field very good.” He says in bliss.

“Good Baby, I'm glad. That toy is there any time you need it to help you to concentrate properly.”

“Thanks.”

“After breakfast, you may as well all have showers after emptying out and cleaning up, and all of you strip off all your bedding too, so that we can get it washed. Then after I get you all properly baby diapered after your showers, you can help me to make your beds. Us bigger Babies have work to do in the basement this morning, so, you can go outside and play.”

“Otay, but can hewp too?” Johnny asks.

“Sure, if you'd rather help than play, you're welcome to, but, I'm not sure what all you'll really be able to help with either. I suppose you could bring us all supplies as we need them too.” I say, because I know that they love to be of as much help as they can, and it's good for them to not only help, but to feel as if they're being helpful too.

“Otay.” Johnny says excitedly, and Jamie and Jayden both nod their happy agreement as well.

As soon as we're finished eating and cleaning up our breakfast, I send the Baby Boys up to their bedrooms to get cleaned up, but ask that they strip their beds first, so that I can get the washing machine started. I collect all the bedding, ours included, and get half of it in the washer, and then Nathan and I head to our shower to also get cleaned up, since I'm certain we stink just as gloriously as the sexy and over sexed little Baby Boys had. We have a very good shower, Nathan sinking to his knees to take care of my bothersome baby boner first this morning, but, I'd been just about to do the same thing to him, so, I couldn't possibly fault him for that. As soon as he's got his first drink of baby milk, we trade places, but only after cum kissing for at least a few minutes, and I suck him too, savouring his baby milk, and then cum kissing him properly as well. We cum three times each, cum kissing tenderly after every baby boygasm, before finally washing each other like we should be, and finally we go and diaper each other up. We're almost half way through baby diapering each other when Jamie finally arrives, carrying one of his mega thick baby diapers and one of his mega thick baby diaper doublers, and I grin to him.

Half way through getting Jamie well and properly baby diapered, Johnny and Jayden also arrive, each carrying two baby diapers, a size seven Pampers, and a size six Rascal's. I tell Jayden to trade the Rascals in his hand for one of Jamie's larger regular thick baby diapers instead, since the size six really don't fit him, and the size seven doesn't fit over it on him any more either. He says okay, but, Johnny also follows him, and when they come back, he has a size six Rascal's instead, and then one of Jamie's ultra thick, and so does Jayden, but Jayden had also traded out his Rascal's baby diaper for a size seven as well.

“Oooh, you're such gloriously good, naughty little gay Baby Boys.” I tease, smiling brightly.

“Tankee.” They both say brightly.

Jamie's just finished up, so, Nathan and I each take a Baby Boy and baby diaper him good and proper, and while Jamie's bigger baby diapers are much too big on them, especially little Baby Johnny, they do tape up, and with a much thicker baby diaper underneath, I think they'll suffice, but, to ensure that they can't slip down their tiny little hips, we tape them up properly, and Jamie asks for it too, so, we tape him up extra well as well, then Nathan and I do so to each other as well, just because.

“There we go Babies, now we're all properly baby diapered Baby Boys like we should be.”

“Mmmhmm.” They all say together.

Next I help Johnny and Jayden to make their bed, while Nathan helps Jamie to make his, and then all three Baby Boys help us to make ours, and by the time we're done, the washer is just finishing up, so, I go and transfer the first load of bedding to the dryer, and get the second load in the wash.

“Now that we're done all that Babies, how's about we head to the garage and start bringing in all the tools we're likely to need today?”

“Okay.” They all say happily, and lead the way in a cute little toddler diaper waddle run, it sure is cute.

I grab the chop saw on its stand, and each of the Babies grabs what they can carry, and we get everything downstairs in just two trips. I grab the roll of masking tape that I'd brought down with me, and then with Nathan measuring things, we start laying out where exactly we want the platforms to be placed. We have ten reclining love seats that seat two people each of course, and we're going to do two rows, both up on risers so that it's more comfortable to see the very large screen. Clearly the rear row will have the taller riser, and we're going to make it more than high enough that even the little Babies can sit in the back row and still see over almost anyone. Even though it's going to be much harder to do, we're going to do them so that the seating area is curved, to allow everyone much better viewing angles, so that even if you're on the far side, you won't have to crane your neck uncomfortably. The seats do bolt down to the floor, so to protect against them slipping any, and clearly we're going to have to make stairs for getting up and down on either side.

Nathan measures the love seats, to make sure that we're making everything more than large enough for them, and then we measure the space that we have available to use, which is considerable. The ceilings downstairs are fully three metres high, and the entire area that we have available to use is huge, so, filling it up with that much seating hardly eats up any space at all. Even with putting the seats more than far enough back so that one can see the full screen at any time, it's hardly taking up any of the space down there. Once this is all done, I can't wait to start filling in the rest of the basement with all the fun stuff that we want. The previous owner had left his pool table, but, other than that, and the bar, it's pretty empty down here. I plan to fill it up with lots of cool things for all of us to enjoy, so that we have lots to do during what I'm sure will be very long and cold winters.

We're almost half way through measuring and laying stuff out, when Tim, Danielle, and all the Babies arrive. As soon as they're able to, though, all the Babies strip down to just their baby diapers. I see that Jane finally has a tank top on that she doesn't immediately strip off. I nod to Danielle, and she mouths, 'Finally.'

“Why don't you go ahead and strip down to just your baby diaper too Tim.”

“Um, no thanks.” He blushes, looking to all the Babies.

“They all already know, so do all of us, and I can see that you're every bit as thickly baby diapered as we all are, and so you deserve to be. Now, do it, be a good Baby Boy and strip down to your gloriously thick baby diaper, so that your Mommy can always see when you need a super soggy baby bum change, just like all the rest of us are.” I say softly.

Danielle can clearly see that Tim's gonna say no, so, she goes and takes the bull by the horns, presses her finger to his lips, and proceeds to stripping him down to just his nice double thick baby diaper. He's a good Baby Boy, though, and doesn't fight it, and allows Danielle to strip him how he should be, because good Babies don't needta wear clothes over their baby diapers when they're free to do so.

“Much better Baby. Now, Jeremy and Shawn are gonna be here this afternoon too, and remember, they're the same, so, no shame, and they'll undoubtedly strip down to their gloriously soggy baby diapers as soon as they arrive as well.”

“Oh, um. Thanks.” He stutters.

“You're welcome. How long has your therapist been telling you to do just this.”

“Too long.”

“Exactly. This is good for you Baby Bro. Did you wear your baby diapers to work all week?”

“Yes.”

“Excellent. Before too long, you'll finally be healed and free, and we all wanna help you.”

“Thanks.”

So, I tell them all what we've come up with, how we think we needta go about it, and everything, and so, we finish the marking, and then we start building. Shannon and her Baby's make it only seconds later, and they join us in building and having fun, and they too all stripped to their baby diapers as soon as they were able to. It takes us just shy of six hours to build what we wanted, Danielle and Tanya escaping upstairs to make us all lunch when it was that time, and we all had fun, and the Babies were all happy to help as much as they possibly could, and any time someone needed anything, one of the Babies was always happy to go grab it for us, or sometimes two Babies when it was a heavy item. I even had them all try the screw guns, and they were able to do it, but, they destroyed more than a few screws and several driver bits, but, hey, it's good for them, and they had a blast. They may be mentally handicapped, but they're not stupid or incapable, and they should be taught everything, just like any child would be, and one day soon, I hope that they can actually go and get jobs and feel like they're being useful.

We're just standing around admiring our handiwork, when I get a text, and it's Jeremy, saying that they're here. I tell them to come to the basement, and where the stairs are, so, they come down a second later. I go and give them both hugs and welcome them to my home.

“I must say, you have a hell of a spread here, nice house, and wow, very private.” Jeremy says.

“Thanks, it is amazing, and I'll show you everything later. Before that, feel free to strip down to your gloriously thick and soggy baby diapers, and then I'll introduce you to everyone, though you of course already know Tim, Danielle, and though it was years ago that you last met them both, Shannon and Tanya, I'm sure you'll remember and recognize them.”

“Okay.” They both say, and proceed to stripping down to their super soggy baby diapers, they too are double mega thickly baby diapered with gloriously thick and babyish baby diapers, and they're both just as gloriously soggy as the rest of us are, and it looks amazing.

I go about introducing everyone, and before too long, we're all standing around talking and laughing. I had to tell them what we've been doing, and that after dinner tonight, we're gonna finally come down and test out the entire system, and everyone's okay with that.

We take all the tools back out to the garage, and now with way more people, it's done faster and easier, and in just one trip. Then the Babies are encouraged to play in the back yard, while the rest of us sit on the patio at the tables. I'd taken out several packs of ground beef and one of ground pork, as well as a few packs of hamburger buns from the freezer this morning, so that we can have barbecued hamburgers for dinner. I'll do up a shit load of fresh fruits and veggies to go with it, and open up a couple bags of tortilla chips and a large jar of salsa as well. Nathan and I excuse ourselves a little before dinner, to start getting it all prepared, but, I'd turned on the barbecue before heading in to do so. I start mixing the meat, adding in the herbs and spices I like, while Nathan starts doing up the fruits and vegetables. I take the meat out to the patio and start getting it all on the grill, and start it cooking, then grab the chips and salsa, and Nathan's just finishing up and starts bringing all his stuff out at the same time.

I then head back inside and make up every last baby bottle that we have, then fill several pitchers with more juice, baby formula, and just ice water, and grab just one glass for Danielle, since she's the only one who doesn't like baby bottles, though I know she's tried before, but the way I understand it, does very much enjoy Tim's baby bottle, a lot, though she prefers using it as a soother.

I get everything on the table, and then, as soon as dinner's ready, I call the Babies all over, and they come running, though, with as thick and soggy as all their baby diapers are, it's once more a gloriously awesome super thickly diapered toddler waddle run, it's so cute. All the little Babies are grabbed by a bigger Baby, and their hands and faces are washed with the baby wipes that were on the table for this very reason, though, the rest of us clean our hands as well.

We all enjoy our dinner and drinks, even Tim happily enjoying sitting around in just his gloriously thick and soggy baby diaper, drinking from baby bottles, that he'd refilled at least twice, same as the rest of us, and we all talk happily as we eat. Tim and Danielle said that they have cleanup, so, we happily let them, while the Babies all head back out to the playground for a bit more play time before movie time, and the rest of us talk happily. I started leaking just before we're about to go watch a movie, and I know all the Babies will be as well, so, we all head upstairs to change, and I even offer Jeremy and Shawn a cute Baby Boy to change, and give them Jamie, while Nathan and I have Johnny and Jayden, and then Tim, Danielle, Tanya, and Noah change the Baby Girls too. We're all double mega thickly baby diapered once again, giving the Babies the exact same baby diapers that they'd gotten this morning, more tape included, of course.

When it's time to go watch a movie, we all happily head downstairs, but, I refilled all the baby bottles once again, taking more pitchers to set on the bar, so that we can easily refill when and if we need to, and you know we all will, happily. A really good kids animated comedy is chosen, and we all watch it, it was really good, I hadn't seen it before, nor had most of the others, but the little Babies all had, and they happily enjoy it a second or third time. It's too early to call it a day just yet, so, we put on another movie, refill our baby bottles, and enjoy that movie as well.

“Well, we're gonna take the Baby Girls and head home. Have a good night everyone.” Tim says, and I'm super proud of him when instead of putting on the clothes that he'd been stripped out of earlier, he just picks them up and carries them, as he walks home in just his diaper and sandals, same as all the other Babies are.

I show Jeremy and Shawn to their bedroom for the night, wish them happy diaper dreams, get the Baby Boys into their beds, giving them hugs and kisses night night, and then go kiss and cuddle my Baby before curling up together and falling fast asleep ourselves.

This morning, after breakfast, none of us are needing super soggy baby bum changes just yet, so I send the Babies outside to play, and they happily do so, especially when I turn everything on for them, I grab the cordless monitor for the cameras, and then Nathan and I lead Jeremy and Shawn on the full tour of everything, and they really like it.

“So, how are you really doing?” Jeremy asks as we're just walking outside now, we're each holding the hands of our Baby Boyfriend.

“Getting better day by day. Having a new Baby Boyfriend's certainly helped a huge amount, even though I hadn't been entirely convinced that I'd be able to love another. Moving has also helped, adopting Johnny, and really both Jayden and Jamie too helped, and as you know, it was Johnny that made me wanna move. He and I are just so much alike, oh sure, our histories and our issues are different, but, there was an instantaneous connection between us. When I went home, I couldn't stop thinking about him, and the longer I was away, the more my heart ached to be near to him again. I love him more than I love anyone on the planet, and I'd sacrifice anyone to protect him. He's such a special little Baby Boy, and though he's forever gonna be saddled with the problems his parents gifted him and his Brothers and Sisters with, I feel that he's gonna shake free of those shackles and show the world how wrong it is to discriminate against the mentally handicapped. Yet, for as much as I love him, there's absolutely zero sexual love there, I could never do that to him, though he wants it desperately.”

“Good. And how's living out in the country?”

“Better than I imagined. I never thought I could leave the city, leave my job, but, I have, and now I couldn't even imagine going back. Yes, I'm still technically working, but, maybe a couple hours a day now, and I love it, raising a family, who knew.”

“We're in the process of adopting a young brother and sister, they both suffer from quite severe autism, they too are diapered all day, every day, they're ten and eleven, the boy's the younger of the two. We've been talking for a long time about it, but, even before you came up here for vacation, we'd met them and taken them out a few times, and so, we're gonna be Daddies as well.”

“Really, why'd you never say anything?”

“You were still having a hard time with everything, and we didn't wanna inundate you, or worse yet, make you feel as if we were replacing you in any way. We're both wanting to retire, and we're thinking seriously of coming up here and living here as well. Being away from you has been far harder on us than we'd anticipated. We're both taking courses on helping autistic and mentally disabled children, and we're almost done, and then we get the Babies in just two weeks. Also, they're very sexual with each other, and we'd really liketa break them up, so, we may have a solution for your Babies that you too wanna break up.”

“Oh.” Is about all I could come up with to say to all that. Nathan just chuckles.

“Yeah, it seems the Babies have been in foster care for years now, because of their issues, but, because they were caught having sex nearly two years ago now, they were separated and are only allowed supervised visits now.

“We know nothing of their family life prior to care, they were given up to ministry care when they were four and five, and they gave no information about them, other than ages, names, birth dates and the like. It sounds like when they were given up, they were fully diaper dependent, and the boy only poopy potty trained like two or so years ago, while his sister was by age six.

“Their doctors, though, have no reason why they still pee, but we believe they just love their diapers, but maybe they truly don't feel it like they claim. Several foster parents have attempted to break them from their diapers, all to no avail, hence our agreeing to adopt them.

“Boy have we had to go through a lot of interviews to adopt them, we've been asked repeatedly why we'd want kids like them, and one lady even, in no uncertain terms, insinuated that we were adopting them just to have sex with them. Yeah, damn near threw up when she said what she did, and told her flat out that we can help those kids far more than they've ever tried.

“So, yeah, that's the short short version, because, trust me, it's been a lot of work to go through all that.” Jeremy says.

“Wow, okay, that's awesome, but, where are you gonna move to.” I ask.

“Well, we hadn't really figured that part out just yet, only that we wanted to move up here as well. We can't help but to notice that the property across the road is empty, so, maybe we'll check if it's for sale, and maybe buy it and have you design us a kick ass house, since we'd liketa be nice and close to you guys, and this is a pretty beautiful area, plus there's no one else even remotely nearby to see how we all liketa be dressed.” Shawn says.

“Let me text Shannon, she's got the one next to it, so, she might know.” I say, and am already grabbing my phone to do so.

I text and ask her the question, and she answers back only a few seconds later, saying she's pretty sure it's still for sale, and gives me the Realtor's name and phone number, which I pass to Jeremy, and he's already calling by the time I answer thanks.

Jeremy talked for a bit, asked what price it's selling for, asked that if he comes in with cash on the table today, will they take less, and gives him his opening offer. Jeremy thanks him and hangs up.

“So, as you probably heard, it's for sale, and I offered fifteen thousand less. He seems to think they'll probably accept the offer, since they've had it on the market for years, and will let me know soon.”

“Awesome. So, what else do you know of the Babies you're adopting.” I ask.

“We assume that they too were sexually abused, but when and how, no one can say, but the marks tell the tale rather plainly, but again, no one knows, and they can't say. They too are small for their ages, but not as bad as yours are, and their mental ages are at least three to four years behind. They're both super smart, but have a very difficult time with new people. They're both getting used to us now, and they're even hugging us, so, that's good.” Jeremy says.

“So, they might just be a perfect pair for our two supremely horny Babies then, that's great.”

“Yeah, we can possibly break up both couples, and give them all what they need. Clearly we'll never peepee potty train them if they don't want us to, and we'll happily keep them just as thickly baby diapered as they want, need, desire, and deserve, just like all of us.”

“That's great, because it was making me ill, thinking of putting Jamie and Jane together.”

“Yeah, and while Aidan and Amanda are both much too young to conceive children, it's certainly best that we separate them sooner, rather than later for sure.”

“You remember what we've done to them, and will continue to do to the other Babies when they get older, should it be deemed necessary, correct.”

“Yes, and we feel we haveta do likewise for sure with Amanda, though for a completely different reason altogether, but not likely needed for Aidan, yet, we'll keep it in mind. Amanda already freaks out in hysterical panic if she sees blood, most especially her own, and we all weren't sure what's gonna happen when she starts her period.”

“A week every month of hysterical preteen girl, oh hell no, I'd rather fight off a grizzly and a shark with my bare hands, at the same time.”

“Yeah, us too, which is why we've been consulting with the doctors, to see if removing all her equipment might be the kindest thing we can do for her. Her therapists were trying to get her used to the sight of blood, but so far, nope. When they tried telling her about her periods, and that for a week every month, she'd bleed, and that it's perfectly normal, they actually had to sedate her heavily for four days, she was totally psychotic. They've agreed, she's going in for the operation tomorrow, and they've told her very clearly what they're doing and why, and she's actually very happy with it, and says if she doesn't have to see blood, especially her own, she's okay.”

“And, when Aidan matures enough, you're going to remove him from the gene pool medically as well, aren't you.”

“Actually, more than likely no, he's autistic, but he's super bright, and when and if he matures enough to have a child, we see no reason that he couldn't do so. It's like the doctors say, there's no more risk of him having an autistic child than anyone else. Obviously he'll take a great deal longer to mature, but when he does, we think that he'll fare far better than Amanda will. She's certainly the worst of the two, and he rarely has meltdowns now, whereas Amanda does fairly frequently still, though, they seem to be far less with us than with the foster family she's with right now. Obviously should we feel it necessary to do so to protect him or others, then we'd consider it, but, at this time, we don't feel that'll be necessary”

“Oh, good. As you well know, we didn't wanna do so to the Babies, and I might not make Johnny or Jayden, as long as they stay with boys only, then right now they're okay. We do feel that Jayden may eventually want a Baby Girlfriend as well, but with his issues, we're just not sure it's safe to leave him, in which case we may decide to do so to him as well.”

“Sick that we'd even haveta contemplate such things to such young children, but truly is necessary, and in Amanda's case, it's actually appreciated by her.”

“Yes, a necessary evil to be sure.”

Just then, Jeremy's phone rings, and he says it's the Realtor calling back and so, answers it. He only talks for a few minutes, and says, 'Excellent, we'll be there as soon as we can make it.' He hangs up and looks to us with a super bright smile on his face.

“They accepted, so, let's go buy twenty five acres of wilderness Baby.” He says giddily to Shawn.

“Awesome.”

And before I can say anything, they're gone, running to the house to get dressed and leave. I can only laugh, so too does Nathan.

Nathan and I head back to the back yard to sit back and play on our computers while the Babies are playing. Jamie comes up only a minute later.

“Daddy, me peepee hurtee, can sit and play me computer out here with you Babies for bit.”

“I suppose so Baby, but never out in the yard, only at the table.”

“Okay, thanks Daddy.” He says, giving me a hug and then running to get his computer.

“I think it's close enough to time to give you more medicine, Baby, would you like some, and a baby bottle and a cookie.” I say to Jamie as soon as he's back, and is just about to get his computer ready.

“Well, not want medicine, but baby bottle and cookie please.” He says hopefully.

“I know, it's gross, but you may as well take it now, so that you get a baby bottle and a cookie after to make it all better.” I smile warmly to him.

“Yeah, but taste nasty.”

“I get that, but it helps, though, doesn't it?”

“Yeah, me guess so.” He moans sadly, it's cute.

I laugh and give him a hug and a kiss, then go in to get us all baby bottles and cookies, as well as grab Jamie his medicine.

I help Jamie to take it, and as soon as he's swallowed it all down, I pass him his cookie, and he nearly inhales it. I pass him his baby bottle next, and he starts drinking it.

I call the other Baby Boys over and give them their treats, and they happily accept them.

“How come Jamie paying puter out thide.” Johnny asks.

“I allowed him to use it at this table as well, just as if it's the dining room table, so same rules as there. As long as I say it's okay, then I see no reason you all can't do so as well. Since we do.”

“Otay, can pay ourth too.”

“Sure, but as long as it's one of your learning games.”

“Otay, yike dem too.” Johnny says happily, and the other two nod their agreement as well.

We go and get their computers, get them all set up, and they happily play.

I do more work on the plans I'm working on, while Nathan's reading a cool article on some space thing he found that I have no idea, or real interest about, but he sure loves it.

Nathan ended up getting up a while later, saying nothing. I'd hardly even paid attention to it, really, but he comes back about half an hour later with a large tray of sandwiches, fruits, veggies, thermal mugs of tea, and baby bottles for us all, so, I thank him, and we dig in.

It's as we're eating that I realize that Jeremy and Shawn haven't come back yet, so, I text Jeremy to find out where they're at. He didn't answer for quite a while, but finally he says they're somewhere talking to someone, and that they'll be here soon. He does tell me that they've got dinner covered and to invite the family over.

So, I text Tim and tell him, and it's at this time that I realized that I'd offered to go to Shannon's today to help, but just totally forgot, and when I said that to Tim, he said they really didn't need the help anyway, that he's really done hardly anything himself anyway, but that they're almost done.

That still makes me feel guilty, I should've been there helping, they helped me the day before.

It's almost an hour later when all of them arrive at nearly the same time, and they all strip down to their gloriously soggy baby diapers, even Tim does so this time without any prompting at all, so, that's excellent.

“So, what took you two so long?” I ask Jeremy and Shawn.

“We'd love for you to design our house, and have Tim build it for us, but time just isn't on our side here, so, we went to two log home places, and the second one we went to has a huge house package that they finished for someone several months ago, and they never finalized the deal, and so now they're stuck with it. We went for it, which makes him super happy, and we got it for a very good price. So, Tim, any chance you've got a crew that could be out as soon as tomorrow to start the digging for the footings and foundation? We've got all the plans, and we've already even got the permit, cost us a grand to have them put it through instantly, but the guy was more than happy to let us line his pocket so heavily, and we paid cash, we simply have no idea what we spent it on. Yeah, it's Sunday, but, the guy at the log home place told us it's his brother that's in charge of that, and called him for us, and arranged everything. Man, gotta love small towns, something like that in Vancouver would take six months, minimum, no matter who you know or blow. Hell, even the guy at the log home place was there and was more than happy to talk to us on a Sunday.” Jeremy grins.

“Oh, that's a good idea.” I say.

“Sure.” Tim says, “I can send my excavation crew out tomorrow or the next day I'm sure.”

“Awesome. Thanks so much. I'll have your people do all the finishing, but I've paid them to do the entire shell, including the roof and all the exterior doors and windows. He says they could start almost as soon as we have the floor system in, so, two weeks would be awesome, even if pushing it a bit.”

“Nah, hole, footings, foundation, and floor system, that's one and a half weeks at most for my people.” Tim says. “We'll haveta put in a septic system, and you're gonna haveta have the well drilling company come out and drill a well, like tomorrow, you actually want that before you really start too much else, just in case. There's already a driveway cut in, and a small clearing that's roughly an acre or so inside, so, that makes it easier.”

“Awesome, I'll call first thing in the morning then.”

“You have the plans, you said?” I ask.

“Yep. Got two copies, one for us, one for Tim.”

“Then go grab them, we'll set them on the table out here and look them over, and start figuring things out. You're gonna needta start ordering stuff like RFN, otherwise there's zero chance you'll get the house done in a reasonable time frame.” (Just in case you don't know that one, RFN means, right fucking now. I've used that one before, and had people ask what it means.)

“Yeah, which I need both your help with.”

“Okay.” Tim and I say together.

As soon as Jeremy's gone to get the plans, I give Tim and Danielle the brief outline of what Jeremy told us earlier, and they're super happy to hear that too, since it really is a relief to all of us. We know that really, it's no different, but brothers and sisters together just seems considerably more wrong to all of us for some reason.

We all meet at the table, and Jeremy and Shawn roll out the plans. It's a log house every bit as large as mine is. It's a different layout, but not by a lot. It has nine bedrooms upstairs, instead of my six, but only five bathrooms, the main bedroom has its own, and then the other eight are done as pairs that share bathrooms. The living level is damn near identical to mine, but the layout is just slightly different. The basement has nothing at all listed, since the basement is optional, but in this area, the frost depth is so deep, that you have to dig down almost that deep anyway for the footings, so, the extra half a metre or so really is irrelevant, and then because all houses in the area are raised up some due to snow depth in the winter, that makes for good deep basements.

“This'll be a nice place.” I say.

“Yeah, it's bigger than we'd been thinking, or really even needing, but the timing and the price were right, so, we just couldn't pass it up, and it's not like we can't afford to have a house this big. So, once they have the shell completed Tim, how long do you figure before it's done.”

“Depends on how much money you wanna throw at it I suppose! One crew, three months, two crews month and a half to two months, three crews, three to four weeks, but please don't ask me to do that, the horrific head aches that that sort of planning causes just aren't worth it unless in the most dire of circumstances.”

“Then two crews please. Charge me what you'd charge anyone, I won't have you doing it for free. In the meantime, Tanner, once we have the Babies and retire and move, would you allow us to stay with you while our new place is being done.”

“Absolutely.” I say without thinking. “Of course, that means Noah will absolutely have to stay with Tanya, so that you all have rooms. I'm certain that'll be torture for him.”

“Oh yes, but he'll die happily.” Tanya grins

“For sure.” Noah giggles.

“Meh, she's just a silly girl, I have no idea what you straight boys see so appealing in them.” Jeremy says in his worst drag queen impersonation possible.

“Oh honey, I could turn your world around, make you so straight, they'll use you for testing levels and squares.”

“Oh no you don't.” Shawn snorts so hard I'm shocked his sinuses didn't implode.

“That's too funny.” Tim laughs.

“And disgusting.” Jeremy says, trying his hardest not to laugh.

“Good.” Tanya giggles.

For the next couple hours, we go over all the plans, trying to get a list written of what they need to go and buy and/or order right away. The electrician and plumbers will take care of all the stuff inside the walls, but Jeremy and Shawn have to get all the light fixtures and the plumbing fixtures. Tim asks what they want for wall coverings, and they both say they love how mine's done, so whitewashed pine for them too please, and Tim says that makes it way easier, and really, better too, and that the local finishing store has pre finished whitewashed pine in stock, so get lots on order. They're going to put a wood burning stove in the basement for heating the whole house, and a nice smaller one in the living room for ambience and to boost the heat when and if needed, so they're told to get that on order right away, but that has to be installed pretty late in the build. We all hammer out an action plan for the kitchen, so, they need to get that, as well the bathroom cabinets all on order too, but, they're going to go with pre-made stuff, not normally what they'd prefer, but necessary in this case. The exterior doors and windows had already been ordered and are already at the log home builders, and they like them, so, they don't need to worry about them, but, they do need to get all the interior doors on order, and there are a lot of them. Same with all the flooring, they need a lot, so it needs to be ordered as well, they want to just go tongue and groove fir like mine and Tim's places are, with just a simple clear coat, again like ours are, and then they want a nice stone for the bathrooms, they just have to pick which one they like.

“Whew, that's a lot of work.” Shawn says once we're done all that they need to take care of pretty much right away, so that it's here on time.

“Yeah, but necessary. There's only two stores you needta go to, to get everything, take the plans with you, and they'll help you figure out what all needs to be ordered. Put it all through my accounts, I'll call them and authorize it, and you can either pay them directly, or pay me back, whichever you prefer, that way you get my much better deals.” Tim says.

“Oh, that's a great idea, thanks. We'll just pay for it, no sense in adding more paperwork. I mean, I am a lawyer and all, and I am supposed to love mountains of paperwork, but, I don't actually, especially not for myself, but other peoples paperwork sure does pay well.” Jeremy laughs.

“True.”

“I think most of the stuff you can have delivered to here, and it can just be stored in the garage. We'll just haveta try and keep it all orgy nized so that it's all nice and easy to grab as you need it.” I say with as straight a face as I possibly can, a difficult feat for me, considering just how gay I am and all.

“Thanks.” Jeremy grins brightly to me, the others snort.

“Tim, who should I go to, to buy a tractor of our own. Not only will we need it come winter time, but, I want one with a mower deck on it for doing the lawn, I'd want a bucket and a back hoe, and then probably forks for helping with all Jeremy's stuff?” I ask.

“Get the same John Deere one I have, it's great, and does everything you'll need it to do, and then some. Don't buy forks for it, though, I have a set, and there's absolutely no point in you buying them when they're never gonna get enough use to warrant the cost of them, and since I don't use mine all that often, though they sure do come in handy at times in what I do, you can just share mine.” He says, and tells me where to go to get it.

“Thanks, and that's a good idea.”

“You know the Baby Boys will hound you incessantly to drive it and play on it, right?” Nathan says.

“Yep, and we'll have a tractor play area set up just for that purpose, too. It's good for Boys to do that sorta thing, so, we'll happily let them.” I say.

“Yeah, they'll love that for sure.”

“The girls always did too, that's for sure.” Tim says.

“Still do.” Tanya laughs.

“Yeah. That's true. That reminds me, I haveta bring our tractor back home, so that we can do the grass again, it's getting a little tall.” Tim says, because he uses their house tractor from time to time at work, so takes it back and forth when they need a smaller tractor for things, since their big work ones aren't always practical, or easy to get into smaller areas.

“I think I'll get one too, we're just as likely to need it, since our driveway's likely to be every bit as long as both yours are.” Jeremy says.

“I would. They come in super handy all the way out here. Sure, we could all share, but, that's not always practical, and really, even if you go new, fifty grand for a piece of equipment that'll serve you for life if you treat it right's a pretty fair price to pay for such convenience in doing shit that you just can't do by hand. Keep in mind, though, that's the bare price for the tractor itself, and comes with absolutely nothing else, not even the front bucket, so, it could get close to double that price, depending upon what all you get with it.” Tim says.

“Yeah, that's what I'm thinking too, and the price doesn't bother me at all, we've got lots.” Jeremy says.

“Same. Well, it's getting real close to dinner time, so, what'd you grab to burn up for dinner?” I ask.

“Everything needed to do amazing skewers, we've got chicken, lamb, beef, pork, and all the good veggies. We had the butcher cube everything for us already, and they're even already bagged in a very nice marinade that they do. Never knew a butcher shop would do such services, it's amazing, and really wasn't even all that expensive, especially compared to Vancouver.” Shawn says.

“Yeah, the local butcher shop here's amazing at what they do, they offer top notch service, at really good prices, which is why they're always so busy. They also get all their meat from as many local ranchers as they possibly can, then they cut it fully in house. In fact, I built the one rancher who supplies almost all their beef his new house almost five years ago, he's got something like fifteen thousand head at any given time, so, he supplies a lot.” Tim says.

“Nice. So, what else did you get to go with it?” I ask.

“Some nice flat breads, a few different spreads to go on them, and we'll do a nice spiced rice dish with it. I suppose we probably should get started on that.” Jeremy says.

“Mmmm, sounds good.” I say, and everyone else nods their agreement. “Though the little Babies might prefer something else, I'm sure they'd eat it, and maybe even enjoy it.”

“So, we'll go get it all started right now, if you'd start the barbecue in about fifteen to twenty minutes, that'd be great.”

“Okay.” I say, and they take off.

The rest of us stay talking, the Babies are all out on the playground, playing happily. I start the barbecue when it's time, and then almost as soon as it's ready to go, Jeremy and Shawn are back out, carrying large trays of food to be cooked. They say that the rice is on the go and should be ready at exactly the same time as everything else, so, that's good. The meat skewers go into the barbecue first, and then all the veggie skewers go on once the meat is turned. My god, it smells so good. They'd even made a huge Greek salad, that they'd placed on the table with everything else that we need, and just as Jeremy's taking all the food off the barbecue, Shawn heads in to get the rice, and as soon as he's back, he sets it on the table, to join everything else.

I'd called all the Babies over to wash their hands and faces, and they begrudgingly stood still long enough for me to do so, since they smell food, delicious smelling food they all say, and they're all very hungry, starving to death even, and wanna dive right in. I suppose, in a sick and twisted sort of way, that's one good thing about their upbringing, none of them has any qualms at all about eating what's put in front of them, but, that's because they do truly know exactly what starvation means, exactly how it feels, and so, you just bloody well eat what you have, who cares if you like it or not.

We dish up all the Babies' dinner first, and once they're eating, we all get ours, and wow, it was real good. Even all the Babies loved it, and asked for lots and lots more, but, it was pretty spectacular, and I loved the marinade that the meat had been done in, but some had been brushed onto the veggies as they were being cooked, so, that helped them too. We all had a couple baby bottles with dinner, as well as several pots of tea, and by the time we're all done eating, not one of us is sitting on a dry chair, well, except Danielle I suppose, because we'd all peepeed our now several hours old baby diapers so fully, so, that's perfect.

Tim and Danielle say they're gonna take their Babies home right away and get them into the bath to get cleaned up, and then get them properly diapered up. I also decide to take my Baby Boys in and also dump them into their bath tubs. Nathan and I even decide to have a bath, since why not, because we do both fit easily, and so too did Jeremy and Shawn. Nathan and I double mega thickly baby diaper each other, and then just as we're about to go get the Babies, to get them double mega thickly baby diapered like they too deserve, they come sauntering out of their bedrooms naked, still wet and with messy hair, carrying the supplies needed to also be double mega thickly baby diapered, and we laugh that they'd had the same idea. So, we go back to our bedroom, and baby diaper our Babies beautifully and properly. We brush their hair and teeth for them, and then head to the theatre to put on a movie. We make up baby bottles once again, as usual, which is easy to do, because I'd bought more than enough supplies to keep in the bar for our needs, so that we don't have to constantly bring them upstairs when we're done, and then we enjoy a good movie. When it's bedtime, none of us need soggy baby bum changes, so, we all go to bed, and I'm sure the others all had some fun before going to sleep, because Nathan and I sure did.