Date: Fri, 27 Jun 2003 10:06:20 -0700 From: dude sweet Subject: Naked Waterpark The summer after 6th grade, Jamie and I both had season tickets to the water park, because we go so much and its' way cheaper to buy season tickets. Also, we are old enough this year (12) that one of our moms will drop us off and leave us, then pick us up at the end of the day. Total freedom for our first time. Well this total freedom made us crazy. About 2 weeks into the summer we were at the waterpark on a kind of cloudy day. Usually the water is cold, but when you wait in lines for the rides, you get hot again so it's ok. But it was a cool, cloudy day, so we never got hot. We never even got warm, just stayed cold. So Jamie says "Hey Kevin, I got a great idea, let's go take a hot shower." You see in the main changing room, they got a big room for showers. So we go in, there's a couple of people in there. When we get to the shower room, we are the only ones. We get in and turn them on hot to get warmed up. It feels good. "Kevin...want to do something crazy?" Me do something crazy? Of course. Anything Jamie would do, I would do. We were friends since 3rd grade. "Crazy? Crazy." I scream out like a madman and give a crazy person laugh. "Yeah, I want to do something crazy." "Let's take our showers naked." Naked? As in no bathing suits? That is crazy. "What if someone sees us?" I ask, sort of wimping out I guess. "This is the locker room. People are naked in here all the time. Besides, it's all boys." Well, its not all boys. Its grownups to. But at least no moms we allowed in. "And if we get seen, that's what makes it crazy." He laughs like a crazy man. He starts to do a strip tease. Or like he thought a strip tease would be. We had never seen a porno or anything so had no idea. So I start to do a strip tease to. Pretty soon we are naked. So we just act crazy and dance around under the showers. A man and a little kid come into the locker room part where we are. They see us. Neither one of us cares. Cause we're crazy. The man helps his 7 year old son off with his suit. Naked he says to his dad "I want to take a shower with the big kids." Us? Big kids. Maybe he is crazy to. I mean our dicks are like 1.5 inches, maybe 2. But his is like 1 inch. LOL. "Ok," his dad says and the kid jumps under the shower. We turned on a bunch of them when we were acting crazy. Now we just pretend to be normal people. Soon, his dad is naked in the showers with us. I had never seen a mans hairy dick this close before. Only my dads, when we were changing or something. It was pretty big and pretty hairy. They get out dry off and put on the regular clothes and leave. We act crazy again. A couple of guys walk by and look in, but no one else joins us. Then we finally run out of caffeine and put our suits back on and go back outside. It's still not hot out, but we go on the rides anyway. "Was that fun?" He asks me. "Yeah, pretty cool. Especially when the other people came." "Yeah, I never took a shower with someone else before." "Yeah, me either." "Want to do it again later, when we get cold?" "Yeah." "So right before the park closes, we get our clothes and go to change. There's lots of people in the locker room. 2 teenagers are showering with their bathing suits on. We just strip naked and get in to. They look, but don't say anything. They leave. We take our time, just messing around. Its fun being naked. 2 boys about 10 or 11 come in to shower. "Why you guys naked?" One asks us. "Duh, you wear clothes in your shower at home?" Jamie asks. They laugh. "No. But we're not at home." "And we're not pussy's," says Jamie. "We're not either." "Didn't say you were." They whisper to each other. They both strip naked to. Yea! So now there are 4 of us naked. We talk with them and stuff, like we were wearing clothes and eating lunch or something. They leave. We finally get bored to, dry off and change. So this becomes our thing. We strip naked and shower when we get there, once during the day, and before we leave. The funny thing is, when we sleep over at each others house, we don't do anything like getting naked. You see we hadn't discovered jacking off or anything then. We just knew we like getting naked in the showers. Sometimes others would shower, but most didn't do it naked. One time a dad and 2 kids all got naked with us. They were from another country cause they spoke another language. Also, there dicks were different than ours, but we didn't stare or anything. One day, we make friends with another 12 year old boy from another school. We told him we were going to shower after lunch. He followed us. I could tell he was surprised when we stripped naked, but he didn't say anything. He stripped to. Cool. So at the end of the day, he hooked up with his family. His brother who was 14 went with us in to change, while his mom and sister went to the girls room. Well when the 3 of us just stripped naked and went to the showers, Freddie says to his brother "You take naked showers?" Alan looks at his naked dick turns back to his brother and says "looks pretty damn naked to me." We all bust up. Even his brother. As his brother starts to pull off his suit Alan says to us "He's got a huge one." So we look in Freddies direction to see. Well we don't have to, cause he is coming naked in the showers with us. He does have a big one. Like maybe 5 inches. As he showers, it gets hard like a huge gigantic ball park frank. Mine gets hard sometimes, I don't know why, but not like his. He grins at us. Alan says "See, I told you." Yeah he was sure right. Well my little wiener gets hard to. And so does Alan's and Jamie's. Ours are not that good, but Freddie's is great. This was the start of the beginning of realizing stuff about boners. A man comes in the shower naked and Freddie gets embarrassed and faces the wall. None of us care or freak out. Hey, if the man wants to see our little hard dicks, we don't care. As long as he doesn't attack us or rape us or anything. Freddie has worked his way to his towel and dries off all covered up. We just mess around till the man leaves. By then, what ever made our dicks hard, has stopped, cause we are all just hanging again. Freddie says to his brother "Hurry, we have to meet up with mom." So we get out to and say bye to them. While we are waiting for Jamie's mom to pick us up, we are talking about Freddie's hard dick. "He's got a big one," I say. "Yeah. Think ours will be that big?" "Probably. Some day. He was only 14, so maybe in 2 more years. Yours was hard," I say. "So was yours." Hehe yeah I know. "Does yours get hard like that sometimes?" "Yeah, yours?" "Yeah." "There called boners." "I know." I didn't know that, but didn't want to sound stupid. Boners. LOL. What a good name. It gets hard like a bone. Is it a bone? I don't think so, cause where does it go when its not a bone? As summer went on, we got a little braver. We were just getting in the warm Jacuzzi, and I was going to sit down. He was behind me and pulled my shorts down. There were high school boys right in front of me who saw. But all they did was laugh. So it was cool. I tried to get him back, but he sat down while I was pulling up my shorts. So later, when he was peeing in the bathroom, there was 1 man and 2 other guys in there. When he was standing there peeing, I pulled his pants down so everybody saw his naked ass. The man ignored, the kids laughed there asses off. I did to. In the shower before closing, the two high school boys who saw my dick in the Jacuzzi, came in and saw us naked in the shower. They showered with us, but not naked. We talked a little. We found out they have season passes to. There names were Ronnie and Nate. They were going into 10th grade. So anyway, that started this thing where we would pull down the other guys pants. But we only did it in the water when only guys were around or in the bathrooms. Not in front of any girls or any grownups. We didn't talk about it, but I guess we figured other boys wouldn't tell on us. We didn't want to get kicked out or anything. Once when I was laying on the chair on my stomach, resting, he pulled my pants down in the back and people might have seen my ass. But I looked around and it didn't look like anybody saw. About a week after the first pantsing, Jamie and I were in the wave pool hanging on a tube, when we both got pantsed. Ronnie and Nate had seen us, snuck up on us by hiding behind other peeps tubes and pantsed us. It was funny. We hung with them most of the day. Nate had armpit hair but Ronnie didn't. At the end of the day, they came with us to the shower area. I thought they were gonna get naked but they didn't What they did do, was steal our clothes when Jamie and I were naked in the shower. So we walked all around the locker room naked looking for our clothes or towels. They weren't there. So we just sat, talked and waited. People walked by, saw us naked, but nobody said anything. I wonder what they thought? We thought Ronnie and Nate were cool and were just having fun. Soon, they came in all dressed. They didn't have our clothes. They gave us each a towel and said our clothes were outside. So we put the towels on and followed them to a grass area. They tried to pull our towels off, but we were both ready. Jamie's ass did get shown to the world. So they followed back in the locker room and said they were just teasing. Cool. Three days later we see them. We follow them without letting them know. Finally after a hour, they get in the lazy river. We plan our revenge. We sneak up on them and pants them. Jamie gets Nates down, but Ronnie's are to tight. So they try to dunk us and drown us anyway. Its fun fighting with them. When we are in the bathroom, I wait till Ronnie undoes his to pee and sneak up behind and finally pants him, see his naked ass. When we get our clothes and go to change Jamie says "No stealing clothes." They agree and said they just did it once for fun. So they are still showering with their shorts on. "Why are you guys embarrassed about your dicks?" Jamie asks. They laugh. Nate says "Don't want to scare the world with our gigantic dicks." I can't believe what happens. Jamie grabs his naked 2 inches and says "You probably just embarrassed that two 12 year olds got bigger dicks than you." LOL. Well, Jamie's is looking pretty small. To bad he didn't have a boner then. Mine is small to. To bad. They decide to strip. The got tons of hair, and hairy balls to. Nate says "You guys jack off yet?" "No, we're not perverts," says Nate. Well they think this is funny and laugh their asses off. Later when we're waiting for my mom I ask Jamie "What's jacking off?" "Playing with yourself," he explains. "I play with mine sometimes, don't you?" I ask. "Yeah, but that's none of their business." Yeah, that makes sense. So we had a great summer of spending time naked in the showers and sometimes the pools. I look forward to getting a big one and same hair. Not to long now, I hope. School has started. 7th grade. Pretty cool. This year we have PE instead of just recess. With a coach and lockers room, and, oh yeah, showers. Well we only change to uniform shorts and tshirts before and after class. One day, when it's a hot day coach says "Hit the showers guys." Showers? All of us naked together in the showers? Sounded cool. But nobody showered. It was a rule you didn't HAVE to take a shower, so nobody did. Well now I know it was ok to take a shower. So after school Jamie asks me "Want to take showers tomorrow? In PE?" "Naked?" I ask. "Hell yeah." "Ok." So after class, when everybody else is changing we get naked. "You gonna take a shower?" asks Brian when he sees me naked. Brian is another friend of mine. We get lots of looks from the other guys, but nobody else says anything. When Jamie and I come out, coach sees us naked, but doesn't say anything. Next PE day (it's every other day) coach says "Today we will let the MEN be captains to choose up teams for dodgeball. Kevin, Jamie, your captains today." Cool. He called us men, and picked us to be captains. Very cool. Now, as I said before Jamie and I are best friends, but we also like being on opposite teams and going against each other. Also it's always tough when you're a captain. Do you pick your friends or the good players? So we shower again. Brian looks, but doesn't say anything. On the way home from school I ask "How come nobody else showers with us?" "Pussy's I guess." "Yeah." "Let's see if we can get Brian or Alan to do it." suggests Jamie. "You think they will?" "Maybe. Let's talk to them." Next week at lunch, we sit with Alan. We bring up the subject of showers. "How come you guys take a shower?" he asks. "Cause we don't want to stink like you do" says Jamie. We laugh. He laughs to. "Well I don't want to be showing...my stuff off to everyone, you know." He admits. "Why. To small? Got a little, bity, weiney?" teases Jamie. "Afraid we will all laugh?" I add. "Hey its way bigger than you guys. You guys don't even have any hair." "And you do?" says Jamie. "Yeah, tons." "So what are you afraid of. Afraid we will laugh at your small dick?" Alan laughs. "Its way bigger than yours." "And nobody laughed at us, so why would they laugh at you?" I ask him. "No. I just don't want to show it off. I'm not gay you know." Jamie gets on this. "I think maybe you are gay, maybe you get a boner when we are showering and you don't want anybody to know." He smiles. He thinks he won. "Fuck you." Says Alan. "He was just kidding," I interrupt. "We don't think your gay." He settles down,. I add "Just maybe a pussy." I bust up. So does Jamie. After trying to stare at us, Alan end up laughing to. "So you'll so it?" "Probally." Ok cool. So that day in PE, when we strip I look out of the corners of my eyes to see if he does. He does. And yeah he's right, tons of hair and way bigger than mine or Jamies. So the next day, Brian strips to, without us even talking about it with him. He also has some hair. So for several weeks its just the 4 of us. But we always get to be the captains. I think some of the other kids figure it out. So after a few weeks, almost half the kids take naked showers with us. Most with a little hair, a few hairless like us. The funniest thing is that Jamie's and mine are the smallest and we're the ones who started it. Alan invites a bunch of kids over for his 13th birthday party. Its an ok party. Good chips and dips, but crappy cake. But me and Jamie and Brian and 2 other guys Jeff and Peter all get to sleep over. Well, we weren't planning to do any sleeping. They rented like 8 DVDs for us. Also, they had another tv and playstation 2 hooked up, so we could play games and watch movies all night. When we are in the kitchen alone, Jamie says "I bet I can get everybody naked tonight." "No way. How?" "Well, you know how when we took naked showers at school and the waterpark, then other guys would do it to?" "Yeah." "Well, that's what I'm going to try tonight." "Yeah. That might work on Brian and Alan, but Peter and Jeff have never, ever taken a naked shower in PE., I don't even know if they have dicks." We laugh. "And Jeff changes faster than anybody, like he doesn't even want peeps to see him in his underwear or with no shirt." "I going to try anyway, just for fun. Will you help me?" "Duh, of course I will help. What do you want me to do?" I ask. "I'm still working in on plan. Just follow what ever I do, Ok?" "Ok." So after a major pillow fight, a royal rumble and a few spilled pepsi's, it starts to get late. Jamie takes off his shirt. I think he was gonna strip or something, but just his shirt. I take off mine to. So does Alan. It's my turn to play Alan on Mario Carts. The winner stays and plays the next guy. So while I am racing against him, Jamie pulls off my socks to distract me. None of us have shoes on by then. This is his plan? To take off my socks? Sucky plan. He tickles my feet. "Stop," I say, "You're distracting me." I yell at him. He giggles, stops for a minute. I relax and get back into the game. He tickles my feet again. "Stop." "Well if you don't want your feet tickled, then you shouldn't have them staying at me," says Jamie. What does he want me to do. Oh, I think I figure it out. I stand up." "Hehe, now you can't tickle my feet." I challenge him. I put my concentration back on the game. The other guys are watching Godzilla. Jamie grabs and pulls down my shorts and boxers with one pull. Down to my ankles. Well even though I knew he might do it, it distracted me and I wrecked my car. He trips me down, finishes pulling off my pants and underwear and runs into the kitchen. I am left in the living room naked. Alan and the other guys are pretty much having heart attacks from laughing so hard. While I am sitting naked on the floor I ask Alan if he will help me get revenge." "Haha, yeah, sure. What you want to do?" "Strip him. We will wrestle him down, you hold him, I will strip him." "Ok," Alan agrees. So I get up naked, right behind the doorway. When Jamie comes in, I jump him down to the ground. Alan jumps on him and sits on him, while I pull off his pants and boxers. We tries to wiggle free. Alan says "Come on Peter I need help." Peter comes over and holds his arms. Alan is sitting on him. I pull off his socks, then move to take off his shirt. Finally we get him naked. "Hold him there, while I hide his clothes." I tell them as I walk in to the kitchen naked to hide his clothes. When I get back, Brian has jumped into the fight on Jamies side. So Brian and Jamie are now trying to get Alan naked. I jump on Peter to hold him back. They strip him, then all turn on Peter. Well pretty soon we are all naked, except for Jeff, who is in his sleeping bag, pretending to be interested in Godzilla, which he has seen like 3 times already. Jamie says "Let's compare sizes." "Why? You will lose," states Brian. "Maybe not." Jamie starts to play with his dick. So I do it to. We get boners. Alan is squeezing his, so is Peter and Brian is getting a boner without even touching. Well of course Jamie losses. He's the only one still without hair. Of course he doesn't care. Mine looks pretty good, but Brian has the biggest. Probably 5 inches I would say. "Come on Jeff," says Jamie. "Yeah," I add. "Jamie needs someone he can beat." Alan calls him a girl, Brian calls him a pussy. Peer pressure works! He gets out of his sleeping bag and comes over, still in all his clothes except shoes. "Ok, remember you asked for it." He pulls out a huge, at least six inch, man size boner. We are all impressed. "Why do you keep that baby hidden?" asks Alan. "Didn't want you girls to feel bad," Jeff answers. So after we all get our share of looking he puts it away and the guys look for their boxers to get dressed. Me and Jamie go in the kitchen to get our clothes. "I did it," he says proudly. "Yeah, how did you know you could?" "Well, I figure everybody is as horney as I am. Maybe their just a little shy." "Yeah. Cool" We go back him to continue the all night DVD, gaming party. It was a great party. So a couple of weeks later Alan invites me over for a sleepover. That's cool. Jamie is my best friend but we both have other friends to. So he has a double bed and when I throw my stuff on his floor he says, we can get the sleeping back and you can sleep on the floor, or you can share with me if you want. I look at the bed. It's big enough. "The bed is cool, if it's cool with you." So we go outside and mess around for a while. His dad takes us to the video store, we rent ET. We both seen if before, but it's cool. When we finish, we're both pretty tired, its like 11pm so we go to his room, strip to our boxers and crawl into bed. After laying there in silence, Alan says "You jack off?" There it is, this thing about jacking off. Maybe it's time I learned a little more. "Yeah, of course, don't you?" A safe comment, based on what I heard before. "Yeah. How much do you do it?" How much? Well.....I'm not sure what the right answer is. "7 or 8 times." "A day?" he questions, his voice going super squeaky.. Oppps, maybe I gave a wrong answer. "Sometimes," I say. Silence. After a few minutes he says "Want to do it now?" "Yeah, I guess," I say as bored as I can, but bursting with excitement. He laughs. I laugh. He pulls down our covers. I can barely see his cause its dark. He pulls his boxers to his knees. I do the same. He grabs it and moves it up and down super fast. I can do that, so I do. It feels good, but I've played with it before, only different. For a little, the only sound is our hands rubbing our dicks and our breathing. Then his breathing gets faster and his hand goes faster. He holds his breath and increases his hand speed. Then he lets out all of his air. "Ahhhhhhh," he says, slowing his hand down. He lays there resting, his hand still on his dick. I imitate him with the holding of the breath and letting it out. He reaches over and turns on the light. I see his boner, with his hand still around it and stuff on his belly below his belly button. He is squeezing more out of his dick. This must be jizz I decide, or sperm. Are they the same thing or different? He looks over at mine. "You don't come yet?" "I do sometimes," I say, not wanting him to know that I have never done it. He wipes his area up with his tshirt, pulls up his boxers and turns out the light. I have nothing to wipe, so just pull them up, and pull up our sheet. We sleep. I wake up with a super boner later in the night. I mean a super one. I just had a dream, that I was having sex or something, I don't really remember except that I was super horney. He's asleep. I decide to do it again. I carefully pull down the covers, pull down my boxers and start the rubbing of my dick. It feels good. I don't stop. It starts tickling my balls. I don't stop. I speed up. It's getting way tickly. I keep going. Suddenly I shoot jizz out of my dick and my balls and dick get this really good squishy feeling. I keep rubbing, it keeps coming out. Did I just make a noise when I jazzed? I think so, cause Alan is awake looking at me. I just lay there and enjoy this great feeling. He turns on the light. "Shit man, where'd you get all that sperm?" He is impressed and surprised. I look. Wow, there's a lot, more than he had. "I don't know." He hands me his tshirt from the floor. I clean it up, wanting to feel it and smell it and taste it to see what it's like, but I don't do anything, cause he's watching me. I pull up my boxers, he turns out the light. So this is what jacking off is? No wonder everyone makes such a big deal about it. No wonder. We sleep. I wake up a little. It's light out. I hear Alan moving a little. "You awake?" I ask. "Sort of," he answers. I lay there, maybe even go back asleep. I wake up when I feel the bed shaking. I roll over and look. He's at it again. I watch. It's to cool. I pull mine down and join him. This is great. He finishes, me not far behind. Only this time it was light in the room. I got to see his and my sperm. I like it. We clean up with the same shirt from the night. It's getting all sticky now. We pull up our boxers and just talk about normal things, planning our day together, acting like nothing cool just happened. I keep this jacking off thing to myself, practicing every morning and every night. I get good at it. Finally I can't keep it in any longer I have to tell Jamie. I mean we're best friends and everything. So after school, we're at my house. "I know all about jacking off now. I do it all the time, and I can come now to," I brag. "Yeah I know, I've been doing it for like a year now," claims Jamie. "Yeah, and you been doing it wrong. So have I." I shut my door and push a chair in front of it, just in case. My mom never comes in my room when I have friends over, but I wanted to be careful. I just pull them down, sit on the bed, and go for it. "Yeah, what's the big deal?" Jamie says. "Shhhhh." I command. He watches a little. "Yeah, I've don't that before." "Shut up," I snapped. "I can't do it if you keep ruining my concentration. He shut up. I keep at it. Finally I get close. "Watch now," I say, but he's already watching, sensing that something's about to happen. I come. I relax. "AAAhhhhhhhh." "That's sperm," I proudly point out. He is surprised. "Shit man." Right away he reaches over and touches it. Rubs it around his fingers. Touches some more, smells it. "Where'd you learn that?" "Alan's sleepover last weekend. He does it to." "Shit man," he says as he pulls his down and starts to do it. I leave mine down, cause it feels good to air it out down there. I watch him. "Keep going," I encourage. "Even if you think your going to pee or something, keep going." "Shut up." Ok I shut up. He gets intense and acts like he did it, but nothing comes out. "Shit, that felt good." "Yeah, see. Now we know what the big deal is." I don't want to mention that he didn't make sperm. He looks at his dick and squeezes it. "It felt like stuff was coming out." "Maybe you have to have hair first," I suggest. "Yeah maybe." He reaches over, puts his finger on my dick and squeezes out a drop. He never touched my dick before. I let him, of course, he's my best friend. He rubs my sperm over his area above the dick. "Maybe that will help it grow." "Maybe," I say doubtfully. "Do it again," he says to me. So I do. He leaves his pants down and watches. His dick stays hard. It takes longer this time and none squirts out, but I still get the feeling. Right away he pushes my hand away grabs my dick and squeezes out my drops. He puts them on him. "How come not so much?" "It has to recharge." "Maybe you need stronger batteries," he suggests. "We can get some from your Game Boy." "This is way better than a Game Boy," I tell him. Well this breaks the horney mood and we pull up our pants and go to my kitchen to do homework together. So we still take naked showers in PE. Me and Jamie jackoff together on sleepovers and sometimes after school. And finally, one day in homeroom Jamie passes me a note. All it has on it is a happy face. I look at him. He smiles big. I think this means he can do it now. So after school on the way to my house he explains how last night he was doing it, like he does every night, and stuff came out. And this morning he did it again and stuff came out. He is proud. I am happy for him. We tear into my room shut the door and pull down our pants and start at it. I watch him, cause I don't want to miss it. He does it. He squeezes out a drop. Also I notice he does have a little hair now. We don't say anything till I come to. Then we just lay back, our pants down, our boners up. Finally I say "Cool." "Yeah," he agrees. Jacking off is cool. And jacking off with your best friend is the coolest. So of course, we have a sleepover. I go to his house and we sleep in the floor in the living room so we can watch DVDs and get privacy from his brothers. "Can we do it now?" I ask. He knows that I mean jack off. We are both in our boxers. He gets up, looks down the hall. "No, their light is still on." We wait. And wait. And wait. I fall asleep. I wake up when his hand is on my dick. My covers are off and my boxers are below my balls. My hard dick is in his fingers. "What are you doing?" I stupidly ask. He laughs. "Waking you up." I laugh, close my eyes. "I'm still asleep," I say, so he will keep doing me. He does. Wow this is cool. "Almost there," I encourage him. I let go. Feels great. He pulls off his boxers, lays down naked, closes his eyes and says "Wake me up." So the next day, we end wandering over to my house. "I'm tired," he says and lays down on my bed. "Be sure and wake me up in a minute." "Your going to take a nap for a minute?" I ask, not understanding. "Yeah, so you can WAKE ME UP." Oh, now I get it. Ok. I go pee. When I come back he is pretending to be asleep. So I open his pants, pull them down with his boxers and do him. He says "Thanks. You look tired, maybe you need a nap to." Now, I really get it. "Ok" I lie down while he pulls up his pants. He does mine. For the next couple of weeks, `wake me up' becomes our way of saying lets jack each other off. I don't know why we don't just say jackoff, but I don't really care, cause its fun. Also when I sleep over or just hang at Alan's, we jack off at the same time usually, but do not do each others. I sleep over a Brian's to, but since he never mentions jacking off or starts anything, I'm kinda afraid to bring it up. One day, close to Christmas, me and Jamie are at Jeff's house after school just messing around. Jeff's mom hollers fro him to go downstairs, so me and Jamie are left in his room. Bored, we just look at around. We're not nosey or anything, but they wasn't really anything to do. Under his bed is a Lego box. I love Legos, so pull it out. I mean I don't play with them anymore really, but their still cool. Well, when I open the Lego box, there's Legos in there, but that's not all. He has a Penthouse magazine. Wait, two of them. And a bottle of baby oil and a squished roll of toilet paper. I'm not Encyclopedia Brown or the kid in Spy Kids or anything, but I can figure out that he uses the baby oil on his dick when he jacks off looking at the magazines. And the toilet paper to clean up his sperm and dick. I get hard just thinking about it. Jamie figures it out to. We look at each other and laugh our asses off. Also I remember that Jeff had the biggest one from when we were at Alan's birthday party. "Let's pretend we don't know, and tell him we want to play Lego's" Suggest Jamie. "Ok." I put the stuff back in the box and leave the box sort of hanging out from under the bed. We wait for him to come back from getting bitched at or lectures or whatevered from his mother. So he comes back, doesn't seem to be in trouble. "Oh cool, you got Lego's" says Jamie. "I love Lego's," I say as I pull out the box. He is just standing there looking at us. "You guys already know what's in the box, why are you pretending you don't?" He's pretty smart. He locks his door. I wish I had a lock on my door at home. Jamie laughs as he opens the box. "We were just teasing you. This is really cool stuff." "You jack off with the lotion?" I ask, just to make sure. "Yeah." He says it like I'm a dumbass for asking such a stupid question. By then Jamie's is sitting on the floor with the Penthouse in his lap looking through it. I grab the other one and look at it. Jeff just flops on his bed behind us and looks at the magazines over our shoulder. Shit, I'm getting horney. Not only because of the magazine, but thinking about the lotion on my dick sounds so cool. I am hoping Jamie or Jeff will say something about jacking off. Not me, I'm way to chicken. Finally, after I'm about to sperm in my pants Jamie says "Can we?" That's all he says. I guess he figures Jeff is smart enough to figure out the rest. Jeff replies, "Do what you want." Jamie has his pants down to his knees before I can even get mine undone. He gets over to the lotion and squirts it on his hand. "Wait," interrupts Jeff. "Wait." He gets a towel. "Stand up." We stand up, especially our boners are standing up. He puts it down. "Baby oil is messy. You have to sit on something or you make a huge mess." Ok, well its his baby lotion and his room, so he should know. "Aren't you gonna?" I ask. "Naw, I'll just wait till you girls go home and do it then." Well I really don't care. I mean it would be cool to see his big boner and everything, but I want to do it NOW. Jamie is jacking off with the lotion and it makes funny noises. I start and we are both making funny noises. Kind of distracts me. But then I zone in on the Penthouse. I concentrated. You do it different with lotion, I am figuring out as I do it. But I'm a fast learner. Jamie finishes first. I take longer because baby oil is different than just your hand. I have to concentrate some more. When I finally finish it feels so good. Made me want to make a big noise, but I didn't. We use the toilet paper to clean up and Jeff brings over the trashcan from his desk. So Jeff is like kinda waiting for us to leave, so he can jackoff I guess, so we leave. Over Christmas I get to stay with Jamie for 4 days cause my parents are going on a honeymoon thing. Gross. Anyway, we sleep in the living room on the floor cause its better than his room where his two little brothers are. They are 6 and 8. Boring. And the 6 year old wets the bed and their room smells like it. So we sleep in the living room. The only problem is it's hard to get privacy for jacking off, and we can't do it with lotion. We get desperate that when we are in the park, we go inside some bushes, pull out our dicks and jack off, freezing our asses off. Well actually our dicks off. I wish it was him at my house for 4 days. I have no brothers or sisters. After Christmas, things are pretty much back to normal regarding jacking off stuff. The next cool thing is when Alan invites me snow boarding with him and his rents for winter break. Well, I never been boarding, but he says we can get lessons, or he can teach me. The first night we are pretty excited, but since its after midnight when we get there, we go to sleep pretty fast. In the morning, we don't shower or anything, cause we not dirty or stinky. Well boarding is way harder than it looks. I spend my first day on my ass, sitting in the freezing snow. Me and him sleep in the same bed that's a pull out bed from the couch. His rents sleep in the bedroom part. It's a motel, but its got 2 rooms and a tiny kitchen thingie in the living room where we sleep. Only one bathroom in the middle, but with a big tub. I am so sore after all the falling down I did. I can barely walk. We go straight to a nice dinner place after spending the day in the snow. I'm starving. Falling down makes you very hungry. They are kinda of laughing at me in a nice way when we go back to the motel. His dad says to me "You need a nice long hot Jacuzzi." His mom say "Yeah, that will do you a world of good. I'll get it ready for you boys." She goes in the bathroom and turns on the stuff. For you boys? Does that mean we get to go together? Naked, I wonder? Well it is a big tub. Big enough for two. I wonder if that what his mom means? I hope so. As he is stripping I wonder if he's going to get naked or what? And if he does, will I? Well I don't have to decide, cause he stops at his boxers. Good. So I strip to my boxers to. I don't care if they see me in my boxers as long as it doesn't gap. Ouch, I'm so sore. We just sit on the couch resting from the day, hardly talking. His mom comes out. "Come on in." She explains to Alan all the buttons and knobs. She leaves, pulling the door shut. He pulls off his boxers and hops in. Then I do. Ahhhhhhhhh, it feels good. KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK. Shit, did we lock the door? "What?" hollers Alan. His dads voice says, "You guys take a nice long soak, it will do you some good." "Ok," yells out Alan. To me he says "They probably going do it." "Sex?" Now? Shit. "Yeah, notice how they both told us to take our time, a nice long time?" I laugh. I don't know if its gross or cool or weird. Well I'm glad the bubbles are on, cause we won't be able to hear them. You know what else, they won't be able to hear us. If he doesn't bring up jacking off, I will. His but is in the air. "Roll over, point it on your dick." I do. Its cool. Gives me a nice big boner. When I saw Andy naked, I really couldn't tell if his dick had grown since I saw it before. But if I was gonna get to see his boner...... He rolls back on his back. I do to. But because of the bubbles, I can't see it. I decide to be the brave one. I put my foot over on his side till I hit his boner. He laughs. "Nice shot." He hits mine. "Bullseye," I inform him. We do this a couple of times. "You ever jack off with lotion?" I inquire. "Lotion? No. Just my hand." "Hehe, well you are in for a big surprise." I get out of the tub, unafraid of him seeing my boner. I look on the counter. Yes, they got a tiny little bottle of lotion. "Get out, lay down." He does. Yeah, his dick is at least a half inch bigger than before I think. I lay down next to him. I squirt the lotion on my dick and start to jack it. "AAAahhhhhh." He does it to. "Wow...this feels great." "Yeah." The only noise we hear is the bubbles and motor of the Jacuzzi and the lotion on our hands and dicks. He brings his knees up and then he comes. He's pretty loud to. I scrunch up my toes and come, letting myself make some noise to. We watch each other squirt. We hop back into the Jacuzzi without cleaning up. Hehe. We chill. We relax. We blow the jets and get boners again. He play foot on dick again. I am wondering if we will jack again when we hear KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK. His dads voice says "You boys about done?" "Yeah," answers Alan. We get out, dry off and wrap our towels around us, carrying our boxers out into the living room, our sleeping room. His dad is in his underwear and his mom has a robe on. They both go in the bathroom. Alan laughs. "There getting into a tub full of our sperm." This cracks me up to. "Think they did it?" "Man, I don't want to know," he says naked, pulling on clean boxers. I do the same and we turn on the tv. We pull out the bed and lay on it. I don't know how long he stays up, but I fall asleep sore, tired and just having jacked off a good one, even before they come out of the bathroom. In the morning his mom is saying "Wake up boys, its nine already, you lesson starts at 10." It's nine already? Man I slept 12 hours. Wow. I start to get up. Arg, I can hardly move. I struggle to get dressed, sore everywhere. "You'll feel better once you get started boarding again" says his dad. Well that's probably true, cause I can't feel any worse. The day goes ok, but afterward, when I sit down, I can hardly stand up. I hurt even more than yesterday. Way more. "Where are you soar?" his dad asks. "Everywhere. Especially my legs." I complain. Alan puts his arm around me and helps me walk to the car and the restaurant and later the motel. "Get in the Jacuzzi has hot as you can stand it and when you get out, I'll loosen up your muscles" his dad says. Cool. So when we are in the Jacuzzi Alan tells me "Dude your so lucky, my dad gives the best massages. Well maybe cause we're tired, or cause his dad is waiting for us, but we don't jack off. We get out, dry off and wrap out towels around us. The bed is already down. "Lay down on your stomach," he tells me. "Do me to," please Alan. "Don't worry." To me he says "Loosen your towel." I do. He pulls it off, exposing my naked butt. He folds it smaller and places it over my but. Makes me want to laugh, but I swallow it. I forget my embarrassment quickly as he starts rubbing my legs. It fells good, and it hurts, and it feels good. Real hard to explain. I face Alan, he faces me. "Like it?" he asks. "Yeah," I moan. Feels great. He stops. Darn. He pulls off Alan's towel. Hehe, he's naked. Then he folds it small and puts it over his butt. I watch. Watching is not as much fun as having it done. But Alan is liking it, I can tell. He turns to me. "Ok, turn over." Uh, turn over. Well, I have a boner. Yeah. But I really really want the tops of my legs to. I turn over carefully keeping the towel over my dick. Oh shit, you can see the tent my boner makes in the towel. Alan giggles. Asshole. But I'm safe, his dad doesn't notice. I forget my embarrassment as soon as he starts on my legs. Feels so good. Tickles in some places. My boner stays up. Especially when he gets close to my balls. Very tickley there, and very horney making. My boner moves a couple of times. Alan laughs again asshole. His dad doesn't see. He finishes. I love his dad. He smacks Alan on the ass. Alan turns over. Good, he has a boner tent to. I laugh out loud. He gives me the finger so his dad can't see. I want to tease him some more, but am in heaven just laying there. I adjust my towel to better hide my boner. I watch Alan get what I got. Its great. His dad finishes. We are saying thank you and how cool he is and stuff. He spreads the sheet and then the blanket over us. Throw out the damp towels he says. We do. Did he forget we're naked? He kisses Alan, embarrassing him, and pats me says goodnight, turns out the light and shuts the door to our part of the room. "Wow that was great You're dad is the best." "Yeah." "Does he know were naked?" Alan laughs. "I think so. He saw your naked ass and your boner popping up throught your towel." "Well he saw yours to." "Yeah, so what, he's a guy." "Yeah." "Wanna jack?" he asks me. "No, I'm to tired to move." He looks over. It's to dark to see my boner. He reaches in the covers and grabs it! "I think he wants you to jack." God that's funny. I hope I can get him to jack me. Its all I can do to keep from laughing out load. "Naw, I'm to tired." I pretend to be uninterested. He scoots closer, pulls down the covers and starts to jack me. Ahhhhhhhhhh, my plan worked. I'm almost there. He stops. "Dude, don't stop now," I plead. "Ok, only if you do me." "Ok, ok." I would have agreed to anything. He continues. I come. Lots. I pick up the damp towel from the floor and clean up. He lays, waiting. I jack his. Wow, I can totally feel how big it is when my hands around it. Its fun jacking him. Its fun being jacked. He comes, cleans up. We sleep naked together. Very much fun. Of course when his mom wakes us up in the morning it's a problem. After we wake and she goes into her half, I grab my clean boxers and pull them on. Then realize how sore I am. Anyway we have more fun boarding. Cause now I can go down the hole mountain with Alan. Not as fast as him, but he waits for me. We have a blast. When we getting in the car to go to dinner Alan asks what I was thinking. "Will you give us massages again, Please." "Sure son. We are gonna drop you guys to eat dinner yourself. We will pick you up in an hour and go back to the motel. You guys hop in the Jacuzzi, I'll give you a massage, then your mom are me are going out. Ok?" "Sure." Then his mom tells us not to leave the restaurant, even if there late. Hehe, I know what there gonna do. So we get to eat by ourselves. Its fun. When he take us to the motel, his mom already has the tub already going. As we strip naked to get in, I wonder if his dads sperm is in it. No, he probably spermed in her. I don't say anything cause I don't want to gross out Alan. While we are in the tub playing foot on dick games, his dad comes in. Shit, glad we weren't jacking off on the floor or anything. He quickly takes some stuff out of the bathroom and leaves, only saying excuse me when he comes in. Guess he left something behind he didn't want us to see. Whatever. We get out, dry off and go in our room. We pull out our bed and lay down. I already have my towel loose and it doesn't freak me out when he pulls it off. He carefully puts it on again, all folded up nicely. Ahhhhhhhh, he does it longer than yesterday. I'm in heaven. When he has me turn over, I'm only a tiny bit embarrassed by my boner tenting up the towel. While he is doing the fronts of my legs, I feel the towel start moving. Alan is slowly pulling it off. My balls are exposed, my dick about to be. I grab the towel. "Don't" I say as mean as I can with out laughing, cause I think its funny to. He grins and snickers. He starts again. His dad doesn't even have any idea what is going on. Well I'm glad he just keeps massaging. But I know he saw my balls. But I guess I don't care. I mean, he's got two to. Alan tries once more, but I wack his hand. Shit, my turn is over. Alan's turn. After I little I put my hand on his towel, but don't pull it yet. His dad looks at me and smiles. I nod saying should I do it? He shrugs his shoulders saying I don't know, its up to you. Well number one, Alan started it. Number two, its his dad and he's probably seen it anyway. I yank the towel off, exposing Alan's boner. Before I can enjoy it, he has pulled my towel off. Shit, I'm exposed now to. But instead of being mad at each other, we are laughing. Even his dad is laughing. Oh shit, his dad just say my boner. The only grown up who ever say it. Who cares? I grab my towel. He grabs his. We keep laughing while his dad tries to finish Alan's legs. "You started it." "Yeah but I didn't do it all the way." "Well you would have." We try to fight, but were laughing to hard. His dad is laughing to. His mom comes in. Lucky we are both covered. "You almost done honey?" "Yeah." They tell us not to open the door for anybody except them and give us a code for the phone. They tell us we can watch tv, hit the Jacuzzi again, just not to leave the room. They say they may be out late. "What about some snacks and drinks?" whines Alan. "Ok, I'll get you some before we leave," she says. They leave. We laugh our asses off. About everything. His mom knocks and calls out "Open the door, I got your goodies sweetie." Alan wraps his towel. "Who is it?" he says to the door, laughing hard. "Open the door if you want your snacks" threatens his mom. He opens the door. She got tons of shit. Great mom. "Wanna Jacuzzi again?" I ask, cause I want to. "Yeah." We take the snacks in with us. Get in and munch and drink. "Your dad saw my boner." "Hehe, yeah well he saw mine to." "Yeah well he's your dad." "Don't worry, he's cool." We pig out of the goodies. We stay in so long, we get super pruney. "If you massage me, I'll do you," I offer. "Ok," he agrees. We get out, dry off. No boners. Weird. I lay on the bed. He pulls my towel all the way off and throws it on the floor. I don't care. We look at the clock so nobody gets cheated. He does a pretty good job. Not bear as good as his dad, but it feels good. He smacks my ass, hard. "Turn over." I turn, my boner hard as a rock. He giggles. I giggle. He starts on my legs. When he gets close to the upper parts, its tickles so much I can't stand it. He tickles my balls a little on purpose. That makes my dick move by itself. "Times up." He pulls off his towel. I can see he has a boner to, before he lays down. I do him. I tickle his balls from the back. Its funny. I smack his ass to turn over. I do his front legs, tickling his balls. "You can suck it if you want?" That surprised me. "Fuck you. I don't want to suck your ugly dick." "But do you want to get your dick sucked?" Do I? Hell yes. "You do mine, I'll do yours." "I'm not going first," I say. "Ok." He sits up, I lay down. He gets close. He's about to do it. He chickens out. "Same time," he says. Ok, that's fair. So we adjust facing each others dick. Well after a few bad starts, we figure it out. Man its nice. I wish I could just lay there and enjoy it, but I have to suck his. Well at least its fair. And it feels so good. He takes his mouth off, so do I and we jack for a little till we both come together. Cool. We clean up and stay naked. Well we should be tired, but maybe we had to much sugar snacks. We channel surf naked for a while. We are bored. "Let's do it again. One at a time," he says. Great idea, just what I was thinking. We flip, I lose, I suck him first. "Tell me before you make sperm," I warn him. He agrees. Well I do it better this time. I jack him to make him come after he warns me and I stop sucking. He cleans, I get ready. Oh yeah, its as good as I thought it would be. He jacks be to at the end. Well now were tired enough to sleep. We sleep naked. In the morning, his mom is in the bathroom, his dad is packing and tells us to get up. We get up naked and put on boxers. He sees both of us, but we don't care. We go home, sleeping most of the way in the car. I can't wait to tell Jamie about this trip.