Date: Fri, 2 May 2008 13:23:37 -0700 (PDT) From: C S Subject: "Ode to the Boys' Locker Room" (gay/young-friends) ODE TO THE BOYS' LOCKER ROOM by Cole Saarinen ~~~~~ DISCLAIMER: You may reach the author at the email address above. By reading any further, you agree that you know why you're here and you're allowed to read this. Please direct any complaints to someone who gives a rat's ass. ~~~~~ The boys' locker room at Stratford Oaks Middle School: welcome to the most sexual place on earth. The end of PE, and twenty-seven sweaty and smelly seventh- and eighth-grade boys are pushing their way inside, peeling off their damp T-shirts even before they're in the door. As they file through the aisles to their lockers, they raise their arms and compare who has more armpit hair than who, but most say something like, "nah dude, I've got like three hairs now, look, you can totally see them in this light." They strip down. Some do it almost all at once to just get it overwith, some do it slowly so they can chat with their friends and sneak glances at their bodies. Skins tanned and pale, even and slightly freckled. Chests and bellies athletic and toned and undefined. Bellybuttons innie and outie. Nipples big and small, pink and brown. Calves and armpits smooth and peach-fuzzy and newly hairy. Body hair invisible and blond and brown and black. Underwear pouches nearly flat and moundlike and bulging. The few shirts that are still on boys' bodies come off. Shoes and socks are next, then matching black gym shorts, then boxers and briefs and boxer-briefs of all colors and sizes, and then the few boys whose balls are big enough to warrant wearing a jock strap remove that as well. And then it's twenty-seven sweaty and smelly *naked* seventh- and eighth-grade boys crowding into the big white echoey shower room, hitting the buttons on the walls to rinse off their sweat and grime in forceful thirty-second bursts of hot water. They let the water turn itself off so they can soap themselves up. Just about everybody's dick gets at least a little bit hard, and just about everybody sneaks not-so-secret peaks at each other's equipment. Balls like olives, pecans, walnuts; cocks like Vienna sausages, maple sausages, bratwurst sausages; tufts and patches and thickets of pubes. The boys poke each other and grab at each other's balls and smack each other's asses, and they laugh and laugh, because this is the only place on earth where that kind of joking is socially acceptable and nobody will think you're gay. Five or six of them do go full-mast, their stiff pricks ranging from four inches to six. They joke about it, they wave their boners at each other or jump up and down so they slap against their bellies, or they masturbate theatrically to make it look like they're only *pretending* to masturbate, and it's a regular laugh riot. But then there's skinny little daredevil skater boy Hayden Thomas, who has accidentally pretended to masturbate a second too long, and even though he let go of his dick he's already past the point of no return, and then he's red-faced and twitching as his four-and-a-half-incher squirts his young cum onto the shower floor. Everybody laughs loudly and acts like it's some kind of toxic spill. And then somebody calls him Hair-Trigger Hayden and he goes even redder, because he knows the nickname will stick, but he laughs too, because they're all friends and it's all in good fun. And tiny little nerdy kid Chris Jameson (who hasn't yet sprouted pube one, but nobody makes fun of him because he's just so easy to ignore) waits until he's sure nobody is looking, then he bends down and scoops up a little of Hayden's cooling cum and licks it off his fingers. The salty, sweet, slightly bitter taste delights him and visibly excites him. One boy sees him do it--this is Hayden's close friend and skateboarding comrade Bailey Hawkins. But Bailey's not about to say anything, because he was at Mikey Anderson's thirteenth birthday party sleepover, and oh man, a lot of crazy stuff happened at that party, crazy stuff they all swore they'd never discuss again. But he knows what Chris Jameson will never know, and that is Hayden's cum is like the divine ambrosia when it's fresh and warm and creamy, being squirted directly into his mouth. The boys turn the showerheads back on to rinse off the suds. Someone slaps Hayden on the back, someone flicks at his now semisoft cock. Bailey's and Chris's dicks are both straining hard for the same reason, and Bailey's leaks a drop of pre-cum but Chris's hasn't matured enough to do that yet. A few boys gather in a loose circle, giggling, because Brendan Murphy has finally succumbed to Devin Smith's dares, and he holds Devin's semi-hard dick with two fingers while he pees into the shower drain. Everyone laughs again, then everybody files out of the shower and grabs a towel from the old wooden shelves. They towel off, some more quickly than others, then they walk naked back through the aisles, some still stiff. They stuff their damp, smelly PE clothes into their lockers. They put on their underwear, then their pants, then deodorant, then shirts, then socks, then shoes. They muss up their hair or they style it with gel and mousse and wax. And then the bell rings and the twenty-seven freshly scrubbed boys all head off to different classes. They leave nothing in the locker room but the sweaty clothes in their lockers, a couple of socks and a jockstrap and a pair of ratty briefs strewn in in the aisles, and of course the small spots and puddles of Hayden's thin boy-cum on the shower floor. Changing and showering en masse is something that some boys hate, some boys don't care either way about, and some boys secretly love. Some of them get nothing out of it, and some of them are so excited by it that it makes them want to go home and jack off. But it doesn't bother them, it's okay, it's not gay, it's just silly locker room play. The boys of fifth-period PE all know that at the same time tomorrow the sexual tension will arise once again, but for now they're already forgetting what's transpired in this room. Except for Hair-Trigger Hayden Thomas, who is a bit of an exhibitionist, and got an incredible sexual charge when he ejaculated in front of the other boys. And Devin Smith, who is very curious and a little confused about his sexual feelings, and is thinking that he's totally going to be able to talk Brendan into some after-school mutual masturbation. And nerdy little Chris Jameson, who suddenly has a major crush on Hayden and has sworn to remember the taste of his cum for as long as he lives. And Bailey Hawkins, whose longtime crush on Hayden is really more like an obsession, and as soon as he gets home he's going to jack off with wild abandon, fantasizing about that one unforgettable night when he sucked Hayden's dick. Come to think of it, for a boy who considers himself *mostly* straight, he's been cumming to that fantasy a lot lately...