Newsgroups: alt.sex.motss Path: clarkson!rpi!usc!wupost!darwin.sura.net!haven.umd.edu!wam.umd.edu!horny From: horny@wam.umd.edu (Fluffy the wonder pirhana) Subject: The List Part 1 Message-ID: <1993Apr11.040143.10490@wam.umd.edu> Sender: usenet@wam.umd.edu (USENET News system) Nntp-Posting-Host: rac1.wam.umd.edu Organization: University of Maryland, College Park Date: Sun, 11 Apr 1993 04:01:43 GMT Lines: 721 A friend of mine claims that he cannot use rn properly so he asked me to post this for him.. any and ALL concerns should be directed to him, NOT ME. E-Mail to : CINNAMON@RAVEL.UDEL.EDU Please do not post as he will not be able to see it. Thanks, horny@wam Preface This list was started in October 1990 by "Mojo" and another unnamed author that has disaffilliated herself with this project. This list was begun as a simple joke and grew into an immense amount of work. Once we had compiled thirteen hand-written pages, front and back, the lists was entered into the computer. At this point, the idea of recording 1992 entries was developed. After many breaks this list was published in an abbreviated form. It was printed with approximately 1400 entries, and contained a note stating that it would eventually be finished if the authors ever regained the necessary drive. Then in October 1991 work beg an on the list once again. However, the file on disk had been lost, so "Mojo" and two new authors, "Shoulders" and "El Horno", retyped the list from the previously published copy. Once the retyping was completed new entries were added. Following a brief period of intermission (months) the list was completed in rough form on Sunday, April 26, 1992. "Rough" meaning this list is still being checked for duplicates, grammar mistakes, and constantly being revised through the addition of more interesting entries which take the place of older ones. The authors have decided that this work should be printed on green and purple paper (alternating colors for each page). The reason for this eccentricity being, the color green is the horny color and the color purple is the sexually satisfied color. We, the authors, hope that you enjoy this list or rather what it entails. We also hope that you distribute it to anyone interested in having a copy (please include the copyright). It should also be noted that throughout compilation of this list, there were other significant contributors ("Little Red", "Chucks", and "Cream"). Sexual Fun List -in a helicopter as it is flying -in a lighthouse -while bungee cord jumping from a bridge -while bungee cord jumping from a hot air balloon -while parachuting -while in the tub taking a bath -in an empty tub -while taking a bubble bath -while taking a shower -in an indoor whirl pool -in an outdoor whirl pool -in the deep end of a pool -in the shallow end of a pool -in the surf at the beach -past the point where the waves start to break -on the beach -in a sleeping bag -in an elevator -in your parents house -in your old bedroom (parent's house after you've moved out) -in the back seat of a car -in the front seat of a car -in a private telephone booth -in a public telephone booth -tied down (him/her) -on a boat, in rough seas -in a limo while being driven anywhere -on a counter top -on a table with breasts -in a cab -in a refrigerator that is laying down and unplugged with no shelves and the door off -masturbating each other -watching while the other masturbates themselves -biting male nipples till he can not stand it anymore -oral sex -two guys and one girl (a sandwich) or vise versa -take videos -take polaroids -take a picture of one person naked then shave that person's pubic hair. Now do the same to yourself. Plus hold each other in various ways that involve the shaved region and take pictures at each step. -in the school cafeteria at lunch -in the school cafeteria between classes -in the school cafeteria while the school is empty -in an administrators office at school -draw things on certain organs (for instance, a three piece tux or a checker board or a soda can) -Tie him/her up then bring them right up to the point of climax and stop. Come back in a little while and do it again until he/she really, really begs for it. -in an ambulance -at a movie theater -on the White House front lawn -in the Reflection Pool -at the top of the World Trade Center -at the top of the Washington Monument -at the top of the Eiffel Tower -at the top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa -at the top of the Empire State Building -on a motorcycle -while skinny dipping -in a field out in the countryside -in a supermarket -spread different tasting foods all over each other and lick them off -use a banana peel as a condom -in a pile of bananas -in a pool of Jello -in a pool of pudding -in a fancy restaurant -in the rain -at the county fair -in an airplane -on a water bed -under a water bed -on a long sofa -on a short sofa -enter the vagina from behind -on the 50 yard line of a professional football field -on a professional pitchers mound -on the eighteenth hole of a nationally broadcast golf tournament -center court at Wimbledon -her on top -him on top -in front of a fireplace -in an unlit/empty fireplace -in a bar -as slow as possible -as fast as possible -each with a hand and/or foot tied down -with his and/or her legs behind his/her (or her/his) head -while standing up -while hanging upside-down -while one person is suspended on the wall by handcuffs -in a public rest room -on a bus -in a traffic jam -in a fitting room at a department store -on a horse -while a friend watches and cheers you both on -in your backyard -in your front yard -in a library -on a bed covered in rose petals -on a vibrating bed -on a roller coaster -on the Berserker at King's Dominion -in the White Water Canyon at King's Dominion -on a ferris wheel -on a train -in a hot air balloon -on a dock -on a pier -on a raft -in a counselor's office at school -in a SHRINK's office -in a shrink's office while the shrink watches -in the nurses office at school -on a bearskin rug -in a room filled with stuffed animals -in your parent's car -with all your clothes on -in the snow -use whip cream -use whips -use chains -use handcuffs -use rope -in a cake mold -in a fake wedding cake at a bachelor party -on a wedding cake -in a wedding cake -use scarves -in your boss' office -in a fast food restaurant -on METRO -make ice cream sundaes on each other then eat them -use cherries -stick a cherry in her vagina and get it out with your tongue -stick a quarter in her vagina and get it out with your tongue -stick a stack of sterile quarters in her vagina and ask her to perform for you -in a book store -in a jail cell -in the Library of Congress -in a museum -in the Museum of NATURAL History -on a mountain -during an earthquake -on a ski slope -on the Las Vegas strip at night -under a full moon -when there is no moon -during a solar eclipse -during a lunar eclipse -under the "Hollywood" sign in California -at a concert -in a grave -in a tree house -in a tree -under a Christmas tree with the lights on -on a trampoline -in a hammock -on ice -in ice -surrounded by ice -in meat locker -on a fence -in a locker -against a wall -next to a vending machine -in a store window -in a reclining chair -in the Goodyear blimp -in a trophy cabinet -in an EASY Method car -on prom night on the dance floor -in an Olympic size swimming pool -in the Olympic synchronized swimming event as you perform (they get to grade you) -on an adjustable bed -make a cast of his penis -under disco lights -on a dance floor with other people there -on an empty dance floor -while dancing -in a boiler room -in a submarine -******************** get cum all over this list ******************** -on a cruise ship -in outer space -in a gravity room -in an antigravity room -on another planet -side ways -in a green house -in a swamp -in a marsh -in a lagoon -on a deserted island -while scuba diving -leave his penis in after he has climaxed, until he hardens up again and climaxes all over again -leave his penis in all day -get into one set of clothes together at the same time -on a carousel -on one of the carousel's animals -on a park bench -with a squirt gun -with water balloons -on a radiator -on the hood of a car -on a bill board -in a neighbor's house while they are home -in a neighbor's house while they are on vacation and you are taking care of their animals -while house sitting -in a neighbor's yard -in the monkey cage at the zoo -at the zoo -in the woods -with twins -with triplets -with other sets -with two sets of twins -in an extra large (body) condom -with seat belts on -up a flag pole -on a diving board -in a bush -on the roof of a car -in the trunk of a car -on the roof of Springbrook high school -on the counter top in the main office -on the tray slide in the cafeteria -on the check-out slide of a supermarket -on the anchor in front of SHS -stick dildos up both your asses before you start -stick a dildo up his/her ass while making love with out telling your partner first -in a shopping cart -on a basketball hoop -in a soccer goal -on a field goal post -in the end-zone of a football field (touchdown) -while listening to George Michael's song "I Want Your Sex" -in the back of an 18 wheeler cab -in a wheel chair -with a paraplegic -during study hall -while serving detention -in the teachers' lounge -at the Four Corners (New Mexico, Arizona, Utah, and Colorado) -in a pile of fish -while wearing Levis button fly 501's -in a van -in a mirrored room -in a padded room -on a merry-go-round -in biology class (during the sex-ed unit) -on a Xerox machine while it xeroxes you -in a chemistry lab -on a modern battlefield -on a historical battlefield -in a bell tower -in the space shuttle -in a pile of hay -in a barn -in the loft of a barn -on a soap opera -while on the phone -have your wife/husband blow you while you talk to your parents on the phone for the first time after being married -while sledding -in the Grand Canyon -under palm trees -on a volcano -in a volcano -on an erupting volcano -in Badlands, USA -on a black sand beach -in the seal pool at the zoo -on a giant pizza -on a bunk bed -while wearing leather trench coats -on a running washing machine -on a running dishwasher -on a running clothes dryer -on a dryer set on spin cycle -wear nothing more than trench coats to a movie theater -during a movie at the movie theater -while wearing towels -in a pile of seaweeds -on an exercise bike -on an office chair with wheels -in a dishwasher without the shelves -in a running dishwasher without the shelves, and the door open -in a factory -in a condom factory -in a peep show -for a peep show -in Bolt Castle -in Hearst Castle -on Heart Island, New York -in Williamsburg, VA (the historical sights) -on a chandelier -with all of the cheerleaders of a team at once -under a waterfall -in the water near a waterfall (a pool type thing, not a river) -under Niagara Falls -on a stool -in a wine cellar -in a book case -in a clean, empty trash can -on the back of a horse -on the top of a sky light -on top of a giant telescope lens -on a bike -on the top of a grand piano -while playing Beethoven's Fifth -in the aisle of a movie theater -in a satellite dish -in a classroom while it has a class in progress -on a skyscraper -in a fountain -on a drinking fountain -at 2:07 pm in the middle of Jock Hall -on a staircase -on the ladder of a fire engine -in a tornado -in a hurricane -in a tropical storm -in a lightening storm -in front of an encore production -in Time Square, New York during New Years Eve for the year 2001 (the changing of the millennia) -in Time Square on Yew Year's Eve on the Apple while it's falling -in a desk -on a desk -under a desk -in the lobby of an airport -on the Beltway -in a doctor's office -in a dentist's chair -make love for an art class so that they can paint/sculpt/etc. you -while one or both of you is drunk -while one or both of you is hung over -while one or both of you is blind folded -on an overhead -in front of a firing squad -on a checker board ("King me!") -in a sinking ship -on broadway -in a private jet -in the city of Atlantis -with the lights on -with the lights off -in a hospital -in an emergency room -on a night stand -with someone you hate -at a rest station -on a river bank -in a river -in a giant sandwich -under a flag -in the showroom of a car dealer -in your grand-parent's house -use silly-putty -in your aunt's and uncle's house -in a coffin -in a funeral home -in the morgue -in a wind tunnel -in the Moon Walk at a carnival -on a rolling ladder at Hechengers, the library, etc. -in a pool of marbles -in a pool of milk -in the girl's locker room -in the guy's locker room -in a pro-sport's locker room -in the Capital Centre -in the rafters of the Capital Centre -on center ice at the Capital Centre -under the bleachers in the gym during an assembly -in a voting booth -on an organ (the music kind, or his/hers; your choice) -in a graveyard -at RFK -at Candlestick Park -at BWI -at Dulles -at Bird Stadium -in a concession stand -in Walt Disney World -in Walt Disney Land -during a math class (analyze ones and zeros) -in Springbrook High School's halls during lunch -in Springbrook High School's halls during class -in a speeding car -on a tight rope -on an elephant -on stage during a rock concert -while mud wrestling -in a Care Bears movie -while having cramps -on top of a stick shift in a car -during surgery -while wearing roller skates -in a pit filled with poisonous snakes -on the Olympic torch -in a race car at the Indy 500 -in a big slurpee cup with slurpee in it -in a big cup -on a base drum -on a guitar -inside a hollow tree -inside a big balloon -in a pond -next to a pond -on the starship Enterprise -with the Old Woman in the shoe -while sticking your finger in a light circuit -while watching Gumby (the cartoon show) -while pulling each other's hair -while ordering Girl Scout Cookies -in front of the Pope -on a pool table -under a pool table -in a horse drawn carriage -on a bed of nails -in a cavern -in a wagon covered in canvas -in a wagon with no top -in a trunk -in a patty wagon -against a telephone pole -on a garrotte -while strapped to a strappado -in Wind Cave -in the Macy's Day Parade -in Donald and Daisy Duck costumes -in Mickey and Minnie Mouse costumes -on a giant cake -in a bakery -against an automatic teller machine -in the back of a UPS truck -in a mail truck -in a Dunkin Doughnut store -in a bus stop shelter -on a cargo plane -at a construction site -at a police station -in the back of a police car while your hands are cuffed behind you, after being arrested for a sexual crime -at a firehouse -at your old nursery school -practice "show and tell" -at a stop sign -at a stop light -in a stream -in a creek -in a retirement home -in the school auditorium with the lights on -in the school auditorium with just the stage lights on -in the school auditorium with no lights on -at a 7-11 store -in the top cart of telephone company truck with its extendable arm fully extended -in the back of a U-haul truck -in the cab of a U-haul truck -in a garage -at the top of a telephone pole -in a real estate company building -in a convertible -on the side of a highway -on the side of an interstate -on the Brooklyn Bridge -on the side of a bridge -on the Golden State Bridge -under a bridge -in an observatory -in the planetarium at the Air and Space Museum in Washington D.C. -in between the mattresses of a bed -during an assembly -on a trapeze with no safety net -on a pogo stick -at McDonalds -in a Roy Roger's parking lot as they change the sign to Hardee's -in a pool filled with sharks -at the aquarium in Baltimore Harbor -in a giant fish tank -on a helicopter blade -at a comedy club -in a judge's chambers -on the floor of the Senate for all of Senators to watch -on the floor of the House of Representatives for all of the Representatives to watch -in front of the Spanish Inquisition -spread different tasting foods all over your body and let your cat lick it off (OPC) -play dentist with your tongue -exchange gum -play doctor -tie a small American flag around his erect penis, then take a picture and sing the national anthem -get both of his balls in your mouth at once -get his soft penis in your mouth and play with it by using your tongue -get as much of his erect penis in your mouth as you can at one time -lick the shaft of his erected penis up and down, rap your tongue as far around it as you can -get as much of her breasts into your mouth as you can -give each other hickeys all over (genitals included) -on a water slide -on a frying pan -at the top of the Eiffel Tower in King's Dominion -at an eye doctor's office -in the eye doctor's chair -in a waiting room -at a play ground -in the Wild Wave pool at Wild World -while going faster than the speed of sound -on a ride at Walt Disney World -on a ride at Walt Disney Land -while listening to your favorite musical tape/CD -in a pile of marshmallows -on Christmas Eve -on New Years Eve -kiss your way into the new year (start kissing before it's the new year and stop in the new year) -sex your way into the new year (start having sex before it's the new year and finish in the new year) -draw hearts and/or stars all over each other -style your partner's pubic hair (be careful, don't cause regeneration to be necessary) -shave each other's legs -shave each other's body -in a tent -eat a candle lit dinner at home with no clothes on -while the television is on -while the radio is on -fall asleep in each other's arms out in the country and wake up with the sun in your eyes -with someone that is suffering from diphallic terata (females only on this one, or should I say two) -in your parent's bed room -in your parents bed -give each other full body massages -in a go-cart -in a garden -in a bubble bath with rubber ducky toys -in a whirlpool with rubber ducky toys -under a sprinkler -on a card table -on a craps table -in the cockpit of an airplane -in a flight simulator -on a video game -in a sit down video game -in a toy store -in a bed store -in a court house -in a court room -while being tried for a sexual crime -while being tried for a non-sexual crime -on top of the Springbrook Concession Stand -in Saudi Arabia -on the wing of an airplane -on the elephant in the lobby of the Natural History Museum -anywhere in the Air and Space Museum -on cable TV -in class during final exams -on the roof of your house -on the roof of your neighbor's house -in a closet -in a walk-in closet -while hanging from a jungle gym -69 -at boot camp -on the Bay Bridge -in the intersection of New Hampshire and Randolph during rush hour -at Four Corners (University and New Hampshire) during rush hour -in a lizard cage at a pet store -on a tire swing -in front of a movie projector -on packaging bubbles -in a room filled with styrofoam -while getting married -in apple sauce -on a well greased cake pan -on a stove -in an elf costume -on top of Old Smokey -while hang gliding -in a junkyard -under the elephant in the Natural History Museum -on a roller skating rink -on an ice skating rink -while racing a car in the Indy 500 -in the pits at the Indy 500 -in a giant stocking (you know over the fire place at Christmas) -in a full body cast -on railroad tracks -in a car that is driving on railroad tracks -in a pile of doughnuts -while para-sailing -while being dragged in the air by a flying airplane -on top of an 18 wheeler trailer going through a tunnel -on the walkway of the harbor tunnel -in the photo booth at the mall -while reading the P.A. announcements -for a TV production class -for a photography class -lick each other all over -with a shrink -in the morning -during the day -all night long -while wearing shoes -while buying shoes -in a movie theater without shoes -while wearing socks -while wearing one sock -against the library security post -in a spare tire well -on a surf board -in your parent's living room (while they are home) -in a banana factory -with a banana -in a pencil factory -in a whipped cream factory -on Mick Jagger's lips -on Steven Tyler's lips -in the Blue Lagoon -with the Smurfs -with a hockey stick -in a tub of vaseline -on a cannon -with a cannon -during the Rocky Horror Picture Show -wax each other's legs -in a boxing ring -in a wrestling ring -at Caesar's Palace -during the Reign of Terror (the French revolution of 1789) -while on a guillotine -as the blade of the guillotine falls -with a hairbrush and/or comb -in a cloak room -in a jewelry store -in the wild west -in Rome -in Paris -in Barcelona -on the beaches of northern Australia -in a Madonna video -on stage at a Milli Vinilli concert (fake your orgasms (or as "Mojo" spells it "orgasisms")) -while teaching "Mojo" how to spell properly (you will need a lot of stamina, as this will take a long time) -while teaching Mr. Webster how to spell "Mojo"'s way -at the U2 concert (Saturday, August 15, 1992) -on Zoo TV during the U2 concert -in a gondola -in Venice -in a forest -on ground covered with frost -while saluting the flag -while at attention -while at ease -while at a parade rest -on a catwalk -in a loft -on a ski lift -on scaffolding -against a chalkboard -on a chalkboard -while listening to a 976 number -use dildos -with a physical therapist -at West Point -at the Naval Academy -at the Coast Guard Academy -on the last day of Spring Break '92 -at Annapolis -at the Air Force Academy -while you and your friend wear matching underwear (keep it on or off, whatever works) (from the hips of "Shoulders" and "Mojo") -during a thunderstorm under a tree -in a field during a thunderstorm -in a blackout -in any Hard Rock Cafe -run an electrical current through the both of you as you touch by attaching batteries and wires to yourselves -in Superman and Superwoman costumes -while playing Nintendo -while playing football -while playing baseball -while playing basketball -while playing volleyball -while playing volleyball on a beach -while playing polo -while playing hockey -while playing gymnastics -while typing on a computer -while swimming in a swim meet -while doing the school attendance records on the computer -in grade unit -in first period -in second period -in third period -in fourth period -in fifth period -at lunch -in sixth period -in seventh period -to press grapes -while being stabbed by an ice pick -while watching Basic Instinct -while being pushed from behind -while watching the ESPN sports scores -in the courtroom as Mike Tyson is convicted of rape -while Mike Tyson is in jail bending over to pick up his soap as a sister named Bubba comes up from behind -in a vat of wine -in a pile of grapes -in an apple orchard