Date: Tue, 1 Jan 2019 12:59:36 +0000 From: Vintage Speedoboy Subject: Pornographer's Laptop 2 (Revised) This story is entirely a work of fiction, all the named characters are fictitious and any relation to actual persons living or dear is entirely unintentional and is never intended to reflect negatively on their characters. Please enjoy the story which is based around finding an old discarded laptop computer amongst a load of rubbish dumped by a fly tipper down an English country lane by an old age pensioner. Nifty is a resource containing a wealth of stories for the LGBT community which has stood the test of time. Unlike a lexicon book on a bookshelf which costs nothing to languish there. Nifty is a website which costs money to operate and is entirely reliant on donations so please find it in your heart to send them a few greenbacks using the wonders of Paypal. Signed Vintagespeedoboy. Author's note. The `Airkick' is mentioned in this chapter which can propel a swimmer up to 25 feet into the air before splashing into a body of water. The company brochure states a minimum age requirement of fourteen. My source of reference is Jochen Schweizer's company brochure dated 2002. Pornographer's laptop part two. AKA=Motorcycle dealer, 10 years later. Having wrestled with booting up a recalcitrant old school Acer laptop, I finally booted it up then tried loading it with a DVD movie to see if it would play, no such luck there which can only mean that the CD/DVD turntable is right up the spout and therefore I can't load my USB wi-fi dongle's driver disc to load the driver enabling the computer to go onto the internet and resorting to connecting direct to a telephone line which is something I could perhaps try later. I opened `my documents' finding a ton of pornographic stories on there which would take forever and a day to read through them all so I randomly picked the one with the lowest number of KB's and read that. Sure enough I found Dylan's namesake on that one as a twelve year old boy with a monster cock for his age who frequents public toilets picking up gay men for sex with very detailed graphic descriptions of their encounters and even being picked up by a man in his forties who drove him to his flat, then dressed him up in raunchy see through girls clothes and spending sleepovers with him dressed in lingerie with a baby doll nightie during which he's had his pre-teen arse pounded into by this man's cock. The story elaborated on this boy being a highly experienced cocksucker with all of his hookups and judging from the amount of cock's he's taken up his arse which must be big enough to take someone's fist. The story also mentions that this boy wears either nylon swim briefs or silky panties as underwear even to school and describes him as an insatiable satyr maniac constantly having sex during sleepovers with older boys as well as this man taking him to places to skinny dip and be photographed in numerous erotic nude poses so reading this story gave me some idea of what to expect in more of those stories. I next looked at the photos stored on this machine expecting to find shit loads of child porn finding nothing of the sort on there so my guess is either he doesn't go there or those photos are probably backed up on a memory stick somewhere so I went to his search history to find it deleted thinking `Hmmm'. My next move was to look up his emails which could prove to be a dangerous move, especially if this computer's been used for more nefarious activities such as drug dealing, peadophilia, illegal weapons, counterfeit goods or heaven forbid-acts of terrorism. This laptop definitely looked like something too hot to handle when the phone rang with Dylanne on the other end. She now works for British Airways as a stewardess on long haul flights thankful to Jane recommending her asking me to collect her from London's Heathrow airport terminal 5 having arrived from LA. This is not without its hazard as it's OK to drop off departing passengers at the drop off point there but collecting them from the drop off point would most likely cop a fine. It's either risk that or pay the rip off charge in the drop off/short stay car park so I shut down the laptop cursing myself for not having a more in depth look in the rubbish pile which has long since been cleared away and went to collect Dylanne in my trusty now restored Ford Cortina MK 111 estate car having previously delivered Vivian's ex Honda dealer's pick up truck. I took a chance collecting her from the drop off point for which she's well prepared as she has a spare set of keys for this old crate and is also insured to drive it. She was quick to throw her luggage in the back and sit in the passenger seat whilst I drove off buckling her seat belt then lighting up a cigarette asking me to drive straight to my house. Dylanne's now 23 and as blond stunners go she has to rank amongst the best in the world with her looks and figure except she's a true hermaphrodite packing 10 inches of small drinks can rock hard cock with a pussy under her balls and both her sex organs work as nature intended. Dylan's her father who's now in his/her forties. As a teenager he underwent pioneering transformation/transplant surgery in Thailand to become a full female hermaphrodite; Dylan's mum is her mother and they are both fully capable of making themselves pregnant. I'm sure loads of people must have noticed her as she walked through the T5 crowds with her red nylon sheathed cock dangling well below the hem of her tiny tailored micro skirt half way down her thighs having gone straight to the toilet changing her issued uniform skirt to one which Vivian's seamstress has specially tailored for her with a pair of red cocksock briefs, black sheer stockings held up with a black suspender belt but still wearing her uniform shoes with her breasts obscenely poking out both her blouse and her uniform blazer with her huge inch long broom handle thick nipples forming obscenely large nipple pokies to boot aided by her red see through underwired bra giving her breasts an obscenely pointed uplift. I had no doubt in my mind that what she now wore was some of Vivian's sidelines with input from Jane who's now one of their training instructors. As a teenager, she made a ton of money working in London as a female escort and becoming a highly successful international porn star which she now combines with her job during stopovers and she has even starred in a remake of the famous Japanese futanari schoolteacher on a train wearing her tailored British Airways uniform with a Japanese shemale schoolgirl and a teenage boy wearing a British schoolboy's school uniform with short trousers and knee high gartered grey socks. Both the futanari and the schoolboy wore white short sleeve see through nylon school blouse shirts supplied by Vivian. Another scene in this video showed a long blond haired large breasted teenage bespectacled girl wearing a skin tight fitting pair of white linen summer trousers with a sheer white form fitting nylon tee shirt exposing her bra with folded arms sat there massaging her nipples with her middle fingers whilst scissoring her legs when she had a spectacular gushing orgasm as her vaginal fluids gushed through the gusset of both her panties and trousers wetting her crotch and leaving a huge wet spot. Dylanne removed her blazer revealing her see through red underwired bra through her white nylon see through blouse giving her breasts an obscenely pointed uplift with huge nipple pokies and began openly fucking both the schoolboy after having dropped his short trousers and silky nylon skimpy black briefs followed by the futanari whilst Dylanne's breast milk leaked out through both garments and trickled down her see through blouse with her juices running out of her pussy and down her stockinged legs followed by both of them fucking her and then each other finishing with Dylanne openly fucking the teenage girl's pussy doggy fashion and nursing her in the hour long video with passengers sneaking casual glances at their performance. Like her male to female transitioned father, Dylanne also gave off powerful pheromones in the car giving me a rock hard cock inside my Australian Eyeline nylon swim briefs I wore as underwear when gobs of pre-cum love juices began flooding into my swim briefs whilst Dylanne's monster cock was leaking like a tap through her nylon sheath sticking up like a flagpole and smelling the car out with her vaginal scents and no sooner had we arrived she took out four large bags of British Airways coffee from her suitcase, went to the kitchen and made two mugs whitened with my breast milk and sweetened with honey just like the old days both here and at The Lynch, a River Thames island at Shiplake where we spent the most amazing summer weekends back then. Dylanne was tired and jet lagged from her flight taking a shower and going straight to my double bed switching on my ceiling mounted TV to listen to the news when she fell asleep before the sleep setting switched off the TV. I went back to that laptop, booted it up with the Tokyo Spider linked up with its lead searching for and finding its owner's email address. The first story I read was penned by someone with the handle `Dick Holder' as an anonymous identity when the Tokyo Spider found an email address for Richard Holder which put me onto his scent and having found his email address I done a Google search for Richard Holder to see what that threw up? As I expected, there were a number of people of that name found straight away with search engine pages going to social media sites when I found an entry on a social media site for Richard's namesake, a teenager who's mate was asking him to always be on his guard there, I searched his site further finding references to Feltham thinking. `Why's his mate always asking him to be on his guard at all times?' when it clicked when I remembered the deaths of teens murdered at the Feltham Young Offenders Institution and then realized that's where he is, but why? It now came down to searching newspaper websites to see what that threw up. Eighteen year old Richard's name turned up in an article in `The Slough Observer' having been sentenced at Reading Crown Court for computer hacking with part of the case held in camera (No public or press admitted). This told me that whatever he's done's very serious. It could be a bank or financial institution, government or military secrets, the dark web, anything? And they don't want the world to know what he's done either. The final step was cracking his email password with the Tokyo Spider, otherwise it could take ages and being a computer hacker, he's unlikely to use a simple password and no sooner had the Tokyo Spider logged on, his email server sent him one back basically asking. "Is this Tokyo Spider computer yours?" I had to authenticate it as his by replying to the email to prevent further emails of this type then delete the email but leave the Tokyo Spider on his list of devices for now simply because security features have come a long way just in the last few years and having finally cracked Pandora's Box, his sent emails revealed that he uploaded pornographic literature to numerous sites on an industrial scale which also included publishing illegal pornographic books for sale on the dark web when I thought to myself. `No wonder, what with so many kids these days looking at porn, it's small wonder that kids who attend the same school as Dylan soon found some of them,' which was only the tip of the iceberg and I decided it was now time to give both Ellen and Dylan the big reveal. I became so engrossed in my tasks to recover the contents of this laptop that the hours just flew by when Dylanne came downstairs from her slumber wearing only her bra and panties and went straight to the kitchen to start preparing and cooking the evening meal as though she owned the place and has done so since her teens. Four generations of her family have lived here and they all know my house inside out so I just let them get on with it and with Dylanne having lived in overseas hotels most of the time enjoying the pick of their menus, she decided it was time to be a true Brit and cook Sausage, egg and chips, typical fare from a roadside café with mugs of hot strong sweet tea when we snuggled up to each other for an evening of passionate lovemaking with the most amazing sex and she wasted no time in lubing up and plowing her monstrously huge rock hard cock right inside my rear hole. OMG, that thing's so fat she has to seriously stretch out someone's hole to get it in there for which she uses a pump up device, even on me. She definitely has the patience of a saint whilst stretching out my hole with her pump despite her huge cock leaking out her pre-cum love juices like a tap and dripping onto the carpet and her juices was also running out of her pussy beneath her huge balls and leaking down her legs with breast milk trickling out through her bra tented out by her huge nipples when she finally deflated the device, pulled it out then pushed her monstrously huge cock right in to her balls and plowed into my enlarged rear hole holding me by the hips then bending further down and massaging my nipples which were leaking and dripping onto the settee whilst hers leaked onto my back. Dylanne has a reputation for giving people the most amazing fuck with literally an entire lifetime's experience of sex crammed into twelve years of her life since puberty and she's still a very young person with her whole life ahead of her. I must have been shagged by loads of she males and both male and female hermaphrodites as well as loads of teenage lads and she really is my favourite. There's a lot of truth in the saying that hermaphrodites are indeed very special and Dylanne, like her transitioned she male hermaphrodite father is just like him in the sex department especially having the best of both worlds and she really knew how to pound my arse exciting my secret love button inside building up to shooting a monster load out of my cock like a fire hose across the room when just seconds later I felt her huge hot load gush of spunk flood right inside my bowels as her juices squirted out of her pussy onto my balls, both our legs and onto the carpet whilst feeling the warmth of her breast milk on my back. After finally disengaging we snuggled up on the settee taking turns to nurse off each others breasts then showering together, drying off and sat on the settee together watching a movie on the TV totally naked covered by a blanket until the movie ended with us sleeping naked together in my double bed watching a porn DVD on the ceiling mounted TV above our heads. After breakfast, I spent the entire morning uploading the entire contents of that laptop including all of Richard's emails onto a large capacity flash drive together with Microsoft word 1997-2003 and Microsoft word 2007 onto another flash drive whilst Dylanne set about writing gay pornographic stories naming Richard Holder as the central character. OMG, I've never seen anyone speed type that fast before, she was just one complete human computer with her key strokes sounding more like a low frequency buzz with her fingers doing the most amazing walking on the keyboard then uploading them to lots of gay pornographic literature sites. I took the laptop to Ellen's house after lunch for the big reveal with copies of the flash drives so they can look at them in their own time. I booted up the laptop in their front room with them sat either side of me saying. "What you are about to see is a large collection of pornographic stories stored in this computer mentioning your son's namesake. Our group from ten years ago is still around and we've also teamed up reading through them in batches so as to get the job done quicker. Your namesake character in all of them hardly matches your description which suggests to me that whoever wrote and uploaded these doesn't know you which is a good sign." I paused there so Ellen could make the coffees. I showed them the `My documents' page with all the stories displayed in word document format and clicked on two letting them read through them. I became amazed at the speed which Dylan read through them as he read through three more satisfying himself that his namesake bore very little resemblance to him. I next loaded the flash drive saying. "The Tokyo Spider has hacked his emails which are on here so there's no longer any need to log onto his email with the added risk of being found out. We do know his name's Richard Holder using the anonymous handle `Dick holder' to submit these stories which from newspaper websites, his social media and indeed text messages we know he's doing time at Feltham Young Offenders institution for computer crime." When Ellen said. "There is an older boy of that name who bullied my son at school, I kept complaining to the police, education authorities and the headmaster about him and they've done fuck all. He was expelled from school after he was caught raping my son which wasn't the first time either. After this I took my son to hospital where they carried out all sorts of tests on him to finally determine that he's still clean." That's when I showed them the page from the Slough Observer. Dylan's anger returned with a vengeance just like a growling German shepherd dog with its hackles up baring its fangs as he erupted angrily at the laptop calling out. "You fucking bastard! You've ruined my life you fucking nonce, if it wasn't for Tom here, I would be dead by now all because of you." when he suddenly erupted into loud crying with his mum comforting him. Both Ellen and I were glad this had happened because it had been bottled up inside him for all this time waiting to erupt like an exploding powder keg. I phoned Dylanne's Iphone asking her. "Can you please stop what you're doing and jump in the pick-up with your ASMR gear as I've got a very urgent job for you," then dictated Ellen's address when she replied with. "It's that kid, isn't it?" . . . "Yes, can you please help him and bring a bag of your coffee over for them?" "I'll be over in five." Then the call ended. I said. "Dylanne's an air hostess for British Airways who's studied ASMR massage and hypnotherapy in Australia at their centre of excellence in Melbourne, like your son, she too is a very special person who's very likeable, your son will take to her like a duck to water." She quickly changed into her white see through nylon mesh T shirt with her red underwired uplift bra and a black see through micro skirt with her red nylon cocksock briefs with sheer fully fashioned black stockings held up with a black suspender belt and black school uniform type training shoes, she walked out to Vivian's pick-up truck with her red nylon sheathed cock dangling half way down her thighs and loaded her ASMR bag onto the passenger seat then returned for her folding massage table placing it into the back of the pick-up and within minutes she arrived sounding the horn and when they met, Dylan gasped at the sight of her dangling red nylon sheathed cock before hugging and kissing her passionately then bent down to lick off her cock juices which had oozed out during the drive over. She set up her massage table in the living room and sent him upstairs to change into his black Eyeline nylon swim briefs whilst she lit her scented candles and plugged in her CD player. When he returned she rolled him a joint with the correct medical grade weed specially grown in Australia for which she's fully licenced to dispense. Dylan lit up the joint and smoked it which put him into a nice state of relaxation before bidding him to lie on her massage table having removed his spectacles and switched on the CD player. She arranged his long flowing mane to drape over the end of the table onto the carpet and began laboriously combing it before beginning her massage speaking to him in her beautifully soft voice. Her soft well manicured hands worked all over his body with her fingers working as though she was speed typing onto his skin whilst he lay there totally relaxed with a pleasing expression on his face whilst her voice asked him to concentrate on wishing those bad memories of his to just float away as his mother gazed approvingly at the sight of her dangling red nylon sheathed cock. She also massaged his muscle groups then turned him over repeating her magical touches on his shoulders, back, bottom and the backs of his legs then turned him back again massaging his scalp and neck then his feet with the skills of a top reflexologist and repeated her massage using scented oils. During Dylan's two hours on the table, his huge cock erected several times in his swim briefs leaking gobs of pre-cum through the nylon and his nipples erected with beads of breast milk appearing at the tips with both his prominent camel toe and erected clitoris tenting out the gusset which became soaked with his leaking vaginal fluids when Dylanne spread his legs to complete her erotic portion of the session. Firstly she moved his swim briefs down which were already wet with both his pre-cum and vaginal fluids then applied a tingling lube to his nipples, pussy, head of his engorged cock and his rear hole giving him lovely sensations in all four places on his body. Firstly she massaged and tweaked his nipples then directed his mum to suck on one whilst she sucked on the other drawing out his small amounts of breast milk contained within then fingered both his pussy and rear hole together whilst sucking on his cock when he suddenly began convulsing as he became overcome with his highly intense simultaneous orgasms with hose like blasts of spunk flooding into her mouth whilst his squirting vaginal fluids gushed onto her hand whilst screaming loudly in ecstacy. Whilst waiting to come down from his orgasmic high, she cleaned him off with warm wet wash cloths then dried him with a towel when Dylan finally got off the massage table feeling recharged with energy at peace with himself saying. "That was truly amazing, I've never seen or heard anything like it, you truly have magic hands." When Ellen brought out the mugs of British Airways coffee sweetened with honey and whitened with her breast milk served with their small buttered British Airways bread rolls she baked that morning using her own baking dishes. Dylan's demeanour certainly changed which Ellen noticed immediately and said to Dylanne. "Look, I can't ever thank you enough for what you've done to my boy, how much do I owe you?" "Nothing, its all part of the service I provided to your beautiful boy even though I have other things on my mind." "Such as what?". . . . "Loads of problems just trying to find a place, everywhere is just so bloody expensive now and it's not like I'm here all the time as I fly all over the world." "Why not stay with us? I'm sure my boy will like your company," Dylan's face lit up with a huge beaming smile with Ellen having a twinkle in her eye with a wry smile when the deal was sealed. Ellen asked. "Has that laptop been tampered with in any way?" I replied. "All I've done is to dry it out and look through it although its contents have been loaded onto flash drives of which you now have one set of." "Right, here's what we do, you disable the PIN, flatten the battery and I'll take this down to the police station telling them my son brought it home from the rubbish pile dumped in the lane and hit the roof when I found out. Knowing what the cops are like, they'll pry into it to try and find out who owned it hoping to catch whoever dumped that load of shit in the lane. They already know about my son's name in the stories and I believe this contains enough evidence to give him a bad day." Dylan said. "Thanks mum." My Iphone rang with Rick on the other end asking. "Hi Tom, are you enjoying your retirement?" "Fine thanks, you know how it is once you finally leave the world of work, thankfully I'm still keeping my hand in with Vivian who as you know, he's had to scale down his operation and operate from his garage, you?" "You know how it is, I'm just a lonely heart on my boat moored on the island wishing the old days hadn't gone away, what with everyone going off to do their own thing in the world, I would give any thing to have some young flesh spend some time here," "I know the feelings, I've got young Dylanne with me here at someone's house, she's a single parent who's had problems with her boy's name plastered all over the internet which the local school kids found out about which has been sorted now, I think they could both use a break." "Sounds like our kind of people, yeah, I'll be glad to have them along?" "Any word from Jimmy or Zoltan?" "Lovely couple too, they call me from time to time and they have two lovely kids, one's due to start secondary academy and the younger one's not far behind. You do know he's now an executive officer on the Antares whilst Jimmy's their science officer. That ship's just been newly re-commissioned with a hand picked crew so as we speak they're having their shake down voyage." "I've always known that they'll do well, I may have some more interested people to visit your old tub." "Yeah, just send them along." I asked Ellen. "How would you both like to spend a weekend on a canal boat moored on a River Thames Island?" Dylan's face beamed with excitement. "Dylan dear, there's a nice gentleman with a boat on the phone offering us to spend a weekend at a River Thames island, would you like that?" "Oh yes please." I replied to Rick saying. "They'll be along." I booted up my Tokyo Spider and pulled up the videos from that time, linked up their TV to my computer with Bluetooth and played the videos taken more than ten years ago whilst lighting our joints when all watched with a lot of interest when Dylanne pointed herself out saying. "Look, that's me when I was thirteen," she looked the picture of youthful health just wearing only her bikini bottoms proudly displaying her breasts. The videos said it all and they couldn't wait to go leaving me to draw up their outdoor equipment listings and fortunately I still have mine from the old days. I drove them to the market at High Wycombe as both the army surplus stall and Four Points are no longer at the Slough indoor market to kit them out for our weekend on the island then returned home to order the rest of their outdoor gear from Cadet direct to arrive by a 24 hour courier at my house having used my account. My credit card certainly took large hits that day but when there's millions in my bank account thanks to Lotto cracker, it was never an issue. I sent a load of money to Rick's account to buy in the food and fuel for the US Army M67 puffing billy water heater and the British army field kitchen. Just like the old days we'll be sleeping in a huge makeshift tent constructed from British Army basha shelter sheets with a large nylon tarpaulin for the groundsheet and covered by a large camouflage net. Fortunately Dylanne's well kitted out with outdoor gear from her days spent with us on the island since she was thirteen followed by doing her Duke of Edinburgh's awards at school during which she took both her Royal Life Saving Society Bronze Medallion and her National Pool Lifeguard Qualification which got her snapped up by the local leisure centre's as a part time lifeguard. During her gap year, she went backpacking and worked with a surf lifesaving club in Australia and therefore I definitely know she's a person who can look after herself and our time for the next few evenings will be spent in the coming days preparing both Ellen and her son for the coming weekend. The following day I drove her to the island and as arranged, Rick's venerable old 70 foot canal barge named `Countess of Clewer was moored at Shiplake College's river frontage green. Ellen and I boarded his venerable old vessel for the half mile trip to the island, the vessel slowly entered the backwater and I became dismayed at seeing the swimming hole tree gone and replaced by a diving platform. The college's river frontage is sometimes used for their German made `Airkick' which has a seat mounted onto the end of its beam which is mounted on top of its huge ballast tanks with an arresting hydraulic damper which is operated by an adjustable hydro pneumatic (water rocket) set to the swimmer's weight which propels the seat through the beam's arc rather like a Roman siege engine catapult ejecting a swimmer up to a height of 25 feet into the air with a spectacular rocket blast of compressed air and water spray before splashing either into a deep water swimming pool or a lake which is certainly great fun for the kids during the holidays which at the moment It's currently stored in the college's boathouse on its large stoutly built trolley. I found the island's kept neat and tidy now by regular working parties from the college and the trees have grown since giving both overhead cover and concealing our intended shelter from the view of passing boats. She became enamored at Rick's venerable old vessel which fair play to him has been in his ownership for over half a century. I saw that she's began to fall in love with this island viewing it as an ideal retreat for her and her son. Rick served us coffee and biscuits before giving her a guided tour of the island and boarding his vessel for the return trip back to the mainland. During the next few days, Dylanne uploaded more gay porn stories to a number of gay pornographic websites with Richard's namesake as the central character when she began getting writers block. I took this as having reached her limit of creativity and suggested that she start on transsexual stories whereby the character is transitioned into a shemale. I brought Vivian in as this is a subject which he has an encyclopedic knowledge of and gave the ex girls school PE teacher a call. Thankfully both of them paired up and crunched the numbers to come up with a character with 38DD lactating breasts with huge long nipples wearing see through clothes, bras, panties, G-strings or cocksock briefs stockings and suspenders &c who mainly frequents dogging car parks particularly one where a coach load of teenage schoolboys are dropped off after school, many of who get their hands inside his pants. Both Vivian and the ex girls school PE teacher co- wrote a story naming Richard as the central character inspired by my see through nylon white trousers which Vivian supplied me on a special order with a see through white nylon short sleeve shirt wearing a black see through underwired uplift bra which lifted his huge teen boy boobs with large nipple pokies owing to the size of his nipples out to levels of women with the largest breast implants with black skimpy panties, black see through stockings held up with a red suspender belt and high heeled shoes frequenting gay pubs and clubs, dogging car parks, public toilets and cinemas openly wearing this raunchy attire and even wearing it openly in public picking up loads of men whilst Dylanne's suggested that this character wears only black speedos with a matching form fitting nylon vest all the time whilst indoors and he also waits outside secondary schools waiting to pick up teenage boys for gay sex when two nights later he passed Dylanne a memory stick with his story. We all looked through it thinking it's very kinky indeed and after a few minor alterations she uploaded their story. I checked the flash drive for his social media looking for someone who rarely contacted him then hacked into that account with the Tokyo Spider, once in I sent Richard a message telling him that his name's now plastered all over the internet's gay pornographic sites with a link to one and after sending it, I deleted the entry and logged off. With the amounts of mobile phones being smuggled into prisons these days I knew it would be only a matter of time before he read the message. What Ellen and Dylan were both hoping for is when the inmates at Feltham would become aware of these stories after which they would make his life hell, especially when nonces are usually set upon in prisons which became an element of the unknown which was unlikely to be something which would ever reach our ears anyway. We felt as though our job was done which gave Dylan closure on a bad episode of his life. The weekend brought with it nice sunny warm weather. Both Ryan and Mark were two extra lads joining us who are Dylan's classmates and his regular sleepover and sex partners and the three teens were openly kissing, caressing and fondling each other in the back seat of the Cortina behind Dylan's mum sitting in the passenger seat Vivian and I drove there with all their camouflage or military green rucksacks thrown into the back of his pick-up truck, we chose to sleep with Dylanne in two old US army pup tents pitched end to end onto the large shelter sheet makeshift tent whilst Ellen chose to sleep with the teens as this really was a weekend for them and Ellen to enjoy themselves plus anyone could swap places with anyone for sex. The added bonus is the college staff having brought out their `Airkick' with its powerful hydro-pneumatic rocket which propels the seat through the beam's arc like a Roman siege engine catapult ejecting swimmers into the water; I could see this being a lot of fun, especially with teenagers. It certainly looked an impressive piece of kit normally taking pride of place in a water park; it is finished in a swimming pool blue colour with the `Jochen Schweizer' company logo and the word `Airkick' in large white characters on the sides of the ballast tank. Thankfully I have brought along an old brochure from my days at the Slough Centre pool which closed down some years ago to show to those present on the island. We arrived at Shiplake college's boathouse after driving through a large opened gate then downhill through the apple orchard turning right at the sharp hairpin bend halfway down the hill before parking in the car park at around 10 am on a brilliant sunny Saturday morning with hardly any clouds in the sky in my Ford Cortina estate driven by Dylanne who knows the place well having been here lots of times in her youth with her fond memories of sex and skinnydipping whilst I drove Vivian's pick-up truck with all their rucksacks in the back with Vivian in the passenger seat and we all watched the spectacle of teenage students attending summer courses being launched into the river from the Airkick. There was an interval whilst the next person sat and waited for the twin cylinder petrol driven compressor to top up the airkick's air receiver tank and the hydro-pneumatic rocket was filled with its measure of water as per the teen's weight before the operator's assistant finally made some adjustments then gave the signal to spectacularly launch a teenage boy of around sixteen wearing swim shorts into the river with a tremendous blast of compressed air and water spray from the rocket into a spectacular parabolic flight who executed a perfect dive into the River Thames. We watched a number of teenagers being launched spectacularly into the river and, oh boy, do the girls scream. It was mainly the boys who were doing bomb entries into the water making some very spectacular splashes. I spoke to their operator who agreed to allow Dylan and his two friends to be launched after lunch. The Airkick is little known here in the UK and understandably very few teenagers have ever seen one and our three just couldn't wait to go on it. Rick moored the Countess of Clewer a short distance further downstream so the teenagers using the Airkick had plenty of riverbank to swim back to or to allow those acting as lifeguards to rescue any of them. We boarded Rick's venerable old vessel by walking a plank from the riverbank onto the boat and once on board, Rick released the mooring ropes and the Countess left the riverbank giving those teens launched into the river a safe wide berth bound for the island upstream half a mile away entering the backwater to give the teens a good luck at the island which was to be their home for the weekend camping under a large makeshift shelter constructed from British Army basha shelter sheets. Having arrived there, the three teens went exploring the island whilst I laid out all the shelter sheets and began tying them together and fastening them with tarp clamps. Thankfully they returned in time to hold the short tent poles whilst I pegged down the edges and the guy lines then ran up the supporting lines into the trees finally followed by the teens and Ellen laying down their groundsheets sorting out their bed spaces, changing into tee shirts and shorts and bringing out their British Army mess tins, mugs and British Airways cutlery for a cooked lunch of burgers and French fries already waiting for them on Rick's British army field kitchen. In the next chapter, the teens are launched off the `Airkick' and they have a memorable weekend with the mother of all raunchy sleepovers on the island.