MY DAY AS ANGELA I watched a talk show on television that reminded me about my childhood experience. It was a Jenny Jones show entitled Honey, spend a day in my heels! It was about wives and girlfriends getting their guys to spend a day dressed as a girl and go shopping or to work as a girl. Most of them went shopping for different things but one guy had to spend the day working as a waitress. As I said this reminds me of an incident that occurred when I was sixteen. My sister and I were arguing back and forth over whether or not it was harder being a boy or being a girl. My argument was mainly that girls had it easier because they had easy jobs, they never had to pay for anything when they went on dates, all they had to do was look pretty. My eighteen year old sister argued that boys never had to do housework or work as a waitress like she was doing and put up with having their butts pinched or their tits grabbed. Boys could go out and play games all day and when they took a girl out, they may have paid the money, but the girl had to pay a price too. She had to go through all the hard work of looking beautiful for him. She had to kiss and maybe more with him. Well, as you can guess, this led us to a little competition and I was challenged to spend a day as a girl. Wearing her clothes would not be a problem as we were about the same size and they fit me quite well, including her shoes. The real challenge was learning to walk in heels and acting like a girl. I had to learn to sit in a skirt without exposing myself, how to use a ladies' room, and how to flirt as a woman. I agreed to spend a Saturday as a girl and work at the restaurant with my sister as a waitress, then go on a double date Saturday night. I also agreed to let her do all the transformation on Friday night. She had me shave my legs, chest and underarms as well as put my longish hair up in curlers. Once I was dressed she began teaching me how to act, walk and sit as a girl. She deliberately had placed me in her shortest skirt and her highest heels to teach me to master them, knowing that I could handle all her other outfits with ease if I could handle the worst scenario she could think of. I think the most significant factor in this endeavor and the scariest for me was that when she had me dressed, I did not look like a boy in drag, I was a very pretty girl and could pass on the street in the daylight as one. Even mother had to take a second look to make sure it was me in the skirt and not one of my sister's girlfriends. I made the best effort I could to learn all they were teaching me about being a girl as I was determined to prove to them that being a girl was not such a big deal and that being a boy was indeed tougher. Although, I must admit that through the dressing stage and lessons, I was beginning to have my doubts. Mother decided she would also help my sister teach me a few lessons about being a girl and decided to have a mother-daughter talk with me about boys and sex. She also decided that we were going to put some of the lessons to an early test as she took my sister and I out to get an ice cream. Since my hair was in curlers they decided that it would be more appropriate for me to wear some slacks, but I would still wear heels to walk in, but a little lower heel than what I had been practicing in. We had a nice drive to the ice cream stand, and I felt a little self conscious as we stood in line at the counter to order our ice creams. Surprisingly, noone pointed or stared other than to notice me as a female and I did notice a couple younger boys looking me and my sister over but not laughing or knowing me as a boy. They even let out a whistle at us and though It flustered me a bit, it was kind of nice to know that I could be attractive to them. Mother noticed my blush and said that being whistled at was part of being a girl and that if I was spending more than a day as a girl I would have to get used to it as I did appear to make a very pretty girl. I just blushed a little more. We ate our ice cream and returned home. I was then dressed in one of my sister's baby doll pajama ensembles for the night. They left the curlers in so I could see how uncomfortable a girl remains in order to look beautiful to the world. The next morning I was awoken and made to help out in the women's work around the house. Mother had always believed in a separation between men and women's roles, therefore I had always been excused from doing the housework, but today I was one of the girls and had to do my share. Once the work was done, I was dressed for my day as a waitress and accompanied my sister to the restaurant. I was introduced to the owner. He had been told about our bet and was more than happy to have me work for him, especially on his busiest day. I was given instructions on the basics of being a waitress and just what I was to do. I took a few orders with my sister before being assigned my own set of tables to wait on for the rest of the day. It was kind of fun and noone except the three of us knew I was a guy. I was shocked and actually let out a little scream the first time one of the male customers at the counter grabbed a piece of my butt as I walked by him. I wasn't sure how to act or what to say, so I just tried to recompose myself and continue on ignoring it. It continued throughout the shift. I guess by the end of the shift I had become immune to it and actually felt disappointed if they didn't pinch me as I went by. I was quite tired as we finished our shift and headed home. I jumped in the shower thinking that the day was over, but was reminded as I stepped out of the shower that I had a date to get ready for. I was tired and she was having us go to dinner and out dancing. I, not only had to get through the date but getting ready for it was no piece of cake as I had to apply makeup, wear an evening dress and heels, and add the appropriate accessories as well as do my hair. A girl has a lot of work in preparing herself. She coached me in getting ready but refused to help me with doing any of the work. It took me several attempts to get my makeup to look just right. The guys she had arranged the dates with had no idea we were not sisters nor that I was not at least eighteen years old. My sister had given me one of her college IDs to use at the club entrance. We figured that they would not notice that we had the same first name as well as the last name, that they would mostly be looking for the date of birth and even though they would be the same they would think of us as twins. We looked close enough alike to pass as twins anyway. The boys escorted us to their car and drove us to one of the best restaurants in town. Dinner was simply delicious. The guys were really nice guys. They were easy to talk to and we had a lot of things in common. we were right about the night club, and they let us all in without blinking an eye. The guy I was with liked to dance and did not take no for an answer. I felt like I was on the dance floor all night long. I was glad when the night finally started winding down and the guys suggested that we leave the club. They drove us to Sunset Lake and found a secluded place to park. It was beautiful. I was just glad that we remained in the car and I didn't have to go walking around in the high heels again. The guys were gentlemen and did not force themselves upon us. I did have to give in and do some hugging and light kissing with my date, but that was as far as he seemed to ask for on a first date. We stayed there for an hour or two before going home. They walked us to the door and gave us a kiss on the porch as they said goodnight. Mother was waiting up for us when we came in and wanted to know all the details of our date. My sister did not leave out a single detail. I was asked what I thought about being a girl now that I had spent a day as one, and I admitted that I was going to be glad to go back to being a boy. Being a girl is much harder and I'm glad I didn't have to go through another day as one. I prefer the simpler life of the male. Sincerely, Richard D. Jackson "Angela"