Date: Fri, 8 Aug 2014 08:42:20 +0200
From: Amy Redek <adultreading@gmail.com>
Subject: A Man's Toy. Part ten.

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  I woke up in the morning and then groaned when I opened my eyes and
immediately closed them again for the bright daylight had hurt them as well
as triggering off the thumping head ache I had. Coffee and aspirins said
the voice in my thumping head. You're right said another, and so I
struggled and got myself up off the bed, swaying a little as my head swam
and only then noticed that I was still wearing the underwear from last
night. What a night too it had been, but an aspirin and coffee should help
me as I then staggered off to pass through the lounge to the kitchen. I was
surprised to see Carol in there, boiling a kettle, and with it boiling
turned round to pour some out into a cup on the side and then saw me
standing there.
  `Razor!' she said in surprise. `You look a mess,'
  `I feel like one too with the thumping headache I've got,' I said.
  `Did you sleep in that underwear?' she asked as she began pouring the
boiling water into cup before pouring some more into another one.
  `I guess so,' I replied.
  `And you're not even at half mast,' she said looking at my groin.
  `Well at least it's still in the right place. Though in the morning it's
usually like the Empire State Building. Big, tall and upright. Is that
coffee for me?' I asked as she had by then put a spoonful of coffee into
the second cup.
  `Yes,' and went to a cupboard there and pulled out a strip of Aspirin
tablets. `Take two of these,' and passed it over to me. I immediately got
two out and swallowed them straight away.
  `Do you remember last night?' she asked with a smile and I then noticed
that all she was wearing was a cotton style dressing gown and that the
front was open for me to see all that she had got.
  `Yes, and I apologise for my behaviour and...and got you to do what we
did together,' I mumbled, trying to get some of that hot coffee down my
throat.
  `No apology needed, for I enjoyed it and,' there her voice dropped to
almost a whisper. `wouldn't mind having another session.'
  `Well we can't with the other two being here and all of us sober,' I
said.
  `There's more than one way to skin a cat,' she said enigmatically as she
sipped her coffee, looking at my nakedness again which with me noticing
where she was looking, started to have my cock rising up. `Well that's one
cat that doesn't need skinning,' she laughed, `and I do like the skin and
what it covers,' licking her lips at the last few words.
  `Can you do me another cup of coffee to take in to your brother, and I'll
take the aspirins too. He might need them too, though if he doesn't, he'll
probably want what I've now got,' I said looking down, knowing that I was
now up to a full erection again.
  `I can remedy that,' she said with a smile and put down her coffee on the
work top and pushed me back against the one on the other side and went down
onto her knees and took hold of my cock and gave it a rub before taking the
head into her mouth. I gave out a groan at the heat from her mouth and what
her tongue was doing and had to put the coffee down as I didn't want to
spill it over her and what she was doing. She was nearly as good as Shirley
in sucking on my cock and thoroughly enjoyed it and held her head in my
hands as I began to cum and let her have the lot and to my surprise,
swallowed the lot before giving the head a final lick and a kiss before
getting up and then kissing me, giving me a taste of my own cum.
  `That was lovely and even tasted nice,' she said and went and poured out
the coffee for me to take to Shirley. I thanked her for both the sucking of
me and for the coffee and Aspirin and went back to the bedroom. I managed
to get the door open having two cups in my hands, the tablet strip I had
pushed into the suspender belt I was wearing.
  Shirley was still asleep, lying on the top of the covers and saw that at
least he had a morning erection, and so putting down the cups and the
tablets, got onto the bed and went between his legs and began to wake him
up by sucking on his erection.
  I felt his legs move and then heard him give out a small groan but
carried on sucking and teasing his cock until he began to buck slightly and
then got his cum start filling my mouth, and kept it there until he relaxed
and knew that was all of it , so I then swallowed it.
  `That was lovely,' he said in a low voice and on looking up at him saw
that he still had his eyes shut. I gave him one last suck and kissed the
head before taking my mouth away to move up the bed where I then kissed
him. `Thanks Razor,' he said, and I then laid myself down next to him and
promptly fell asleep again. I never did get to drink what was left of my
coffee.
                                                *
  I woke up to find that it was nearly noon by the clock on Shirley's side
of the bed. He wasn't there and I sat up expecting my head to still be
throbbing but was pleased that my head was clear. I got up and went to the
bathroom for a tom-tit and couldn't decide whether to just have a wash or a
shower. To have the latter meant taking off the underwear that I was still
wearing, so decided to have a wash after I flushed the toilet.
  With that done, put a towel round my waist and left the bedroom and went
out to get a fresh cup of coffee. Shirley was sitting at the table reading
a newspaper as Carol came out of the kitchen.
  `Good morning Razor, or is it afternoon now,' she said. `How's the head?'
  `Much better thank you. Could you see to a cup of coffee please,' I asked
and with her saying yes and going back into the kitchen.
  `How are you this morning?' I asked Shirley as I sat down.
  `Better. Thanks for bring in the Aspirin and how you woke me up. But with
you then falling asleep, thought it best to leave you there,' he said.
  `Do you know I fell asleep without taking my underwear off?'
  `Yes,' he grinned. `You got to the bed just in time last night before
passing out.'
  `Well have I got to keep wearing this lot?' I asked.
  `Of course. With you being my wife and my woman, it's really the things
to wear,' he said still smiling.
  `That means wearing the same dress all the time then,' I said in a sulky
tone.
  `No it doesn't,' said Carol having heard me as she put down a cup of
coffee for me. `Drink that and then come into my bedroom with me, for I've
lots of things that you could wear while you're here.'
  `Thanks,' I said. That being for the offer and the welcoming cup of
coffee which I soon drank.
  `Ready when you are,' I said to Carol as I got up from the table. Her
then coming out of the kitchen.
  `Fine. Follow me,' she said.  And you stay here,' she said to
Shirley. `this is a thing for us women,' she said with a giggle and took my
hand and pulled me along to her bedroom.
  Sally was there, lying on the bed with just a bed sheet covering her.
  `Now Sally and I have had a talk this morning and with her having had sex
with Alan, would like to try having it with you seeing how big you are and
what I thought of having had you last night,' she said.
  I looked at Sally lying there on the bed and got a small smile from her
before looking back at Carol who was smiling too.
  `I thought I was coming in here for you to give me some clothing,' I
said, feeling my cock start rising up.
  `That will only take a couple of minutes. So will you couple with Sally
as this will be the only time that I've agreed in letting her have another
man fuck her, apart from last night.' she said with a smile. `I can see
that you like the idea,' she said, giving the front of the towel a stroke
that was now tented with my erection.
  `Okay,' I said. `As long as you keep Alan out of the room.'
  `He'll stay out. Oh, there is one thing. She wants you to suck her first
before fucking her so that she can also have an orgasm.'
  `Oh...er, I...I've never done that,' I stuttered.
  `Well first, as you kiss her, put your fingers up into her pussy and with
your thumb feel around and you'll find a little bud which will get a bit
bigger with you rubbing it. It's the female equivalent of the male
penis. Then with it being aroused, go down and use your tongue on it which
helps towards her having an orgasm. You should also stick your tongue up
into her vagina as well. She'll let you know when she's ready for you to
stick that lovely cock of yours into her for the final act of her having
her orgasm.'
  `I...I haven't got a condom,' I said.
  `I have,' she said with a smile and showed it to me as she pulled the
towel off from my waist. `I'll even put it on for you,' and knelt down in
front of me and for the second time today, took the head of my cock into
her mouth to give it a suck. Well several really, giving it a coating of
her saliva before rolling the rubber down over my hard and throbbing cock.
  `There,' she said getting up, a big smile on her face. `Now get on the
bed and kiss Sally first and work your way down to her pussy,' giving me a
push towards the bed. Sally had a big smile on her face and pushed the
covering sheet from her body as I got onto the bed beside her.
  `I'm glad that Carol agreed to this,' she said as I leaned up over and
began giving her some kisses. Her hand pulled at mine and placed it on one
of her big tits, and so as I kissed her, my hand was fondling that lovely
tit of hers. I then did as I was told, by slowly moving down her body,
taking a little time of sucking on her tits giving the nipples a nibble
before moving all the way down. This was now a first for me in what I was
going to do and hoped that I would do it right. My hand moved through her
trimmed muff and pushed my fingers and thumb up into her, her having opened
her legs for me. She was already wet inside and my fingers slid easily into
her vagina and my thumb found her clitoris , the name of that bud I found
out later. This I kept rubbing as I moved down and then for the first time
again, saw what the inside of a woman looked like. Not the best of sights
really, so with closed eyes, I stuck my tongue into her, getting a strange
but not unpleasant taste of whatever the name of the juices that were
slowly seeping out of her vagina. I used my tongue, moving over and around
her clit as I wiggled my fingers inside where my cock had to go.
  She was squirming a little when I started doing this and the longer I
tongued her clit, the more her body began to move. I had to pull my fingers
out so that I could stick my tongue up into her, wiggling that about as I
had done with my fingers and then had her hands come down to head and give
it a pull.
  `Now Razor! Now! Come and fuck me,' she cried out, and I quickly lifted
myself up and slid up her lovely body, feeling my cock pushing its way into
her pussy and then leaned up so that it could slide up into her
vagina. Boy, wasn't it hot inside. The muscles she had in there were
flexing themselves like mad as my cock continued to fill her to little
cries of delight. My chest was now squashing her tits until I was in as far
as it could be before lifting myself up onto my elbows to start fucking
her.
  On feeling her legs come up against my sides, let my cock move in just a
little bit more and really enjoyed myself in moving my cock up and down
inside her. Her hands had come up to hold my shoulders as I really began
moving hard and fast in my fucking of her, giving out little grunts, loving
the way the inside muscles played with my cock. It wasn't long before she
started to buck her hips, bouncing me a little as I managed to keep moving
my cock inside her.
  It was when the whole lower half of her body rose up, her legs squeezing
themselves to my waist, did she start to shudder and had a hand leave my
shoulder for her to muffle the little scream she gave out as she had her
orgasm. This triggered me off to start sending my cum up from my balls to
erupt into the condom. Ramming myself into her as I did so, her still
giving out these muffled cries while I was doing it.
  Then she suddenly seemed to deflate, falling back onto the bed, her legs
sliding off from my waist and her arms falling down by our bodies. I had
come to a stop and was panting heavily with my cock still throbbing away
inside her, being massaged by the muscles she had there. I was looking down
at her face when he eyes opened wide and they literally shone as she then
had a big smile on her face.
  `That was fucking awesome,' she breathed. `Better than what Alan did last
night. Even bigger than him too. Oh, Razor,' her arms coming round my
shoulders, `that was lovely.'
  `Times pushing on,' came the voice of Carol. `Pull out of her Razor and
let her get the condom off to then suck your cock which I've agreed she
could do,'
  So I eased myself backwards, my cock sliding out of her for Sally, the
slave, to quickly move down and pull the condom off me and then take the
head of my cock into her mouth to suck and lick the head clean of my cum.
  Carol then dumped some clothes on the bed beside me, it telling me that
it was time for me to get dressed. So I pulled my cock out of Sally's mouth
and got off the bed. The chosen things were a white blouse and a black
skirt that was elasticated round the waist.
  I put the blouse on first and then stepped into the skirt and pulled it
up to my waist, pushing the lower parts of the blouse inside and then had
Carol make some small adjustments before stepping back and looking me over.
  `That looks great. Did you enjoy fucking Sally?' she asked, a sudden
change from clothes to sex, `for looking at Sally now, she seems to have
enjoyed it.' I too then looked back at Sally, her lying back on the bed
with a silly smile on her face and a big grin as she nodded her head.
  `We've been in here long enough and gave me a push towards the door. I
went out and over to where Shirley was still sitting and stood by the side
of the table. `How does Razor look now?' Carol asked as she stood beside
me.
  `Stunning. You took long enough,' he said.
  `Well I do have a rather big wardrobe,' Sally said, `and it took time to
select the right things for Razor to wear and I think he looks lovely with
what I chose.'
  `He does look lovely with what he's wearing and I can't wait to flip up
the back of skirt and fuck him,' he said. Sex for me was like a maelstrom
this day with being sucked by Carol first thing and then me sucking Shirley
and then a quick suck from Carol again. Me also getting to suck a wet pussy
before fucking it to then being sucked again and now Shirley wanting to
fuck me and no doubt after he has done so, would want me to fuck him, and
we still hadn't had lunch yet.
  `I'd rather have a drink first,' I told him. `I am rather thirsty.' I
also needed a little time for my balls to build up some more cum before he
wanted me to fuck him.
  He got up and went and poured us both a drink and it was only when the
glasses were put on the table, I noticed that he'd hardly put any into his
glass. Before sitting down, I wandered into the kitchen to whisper in
Carol's ear.
  `As soon as Alan finishes his drink, don't let him see you, but get his
glass away and pour him another, quite a big one and then refill my
glass. I won't be fit enough to fuck him for at least another hour. Please
do this.'
  Fifteen minutes later, I saw his empty glass be whisked off the table and
had Carol then give him another one, big. And then poured me another drink
too and gave me a smile when she placed the glass down in front of me.
  `I didn't want another drink,' he protested when he saw that not only had
I been given another drink, but he had another full glass close to him.
  `Well you've got one now,' Carol said. `Is that enough for you Razor?'
she then asked me.
  `More than enough Carol, thank you,' and gave her a smile as I sipped at
my glass. She had also poured one out for herself and joined us at the
table and started talking of things that had no connection to anything as
far as I could ascertain until she mentioned our ship.
  `When are you due back?' she asked Shirley.
  `Monday. Sometime between eight and ten in the morning,' he told her.
  `Can we then have another foursome dinner on Saturday like last week?'
she asked him.
  `As long as we don't have so much to drink and definitely no sex here in
the lounge again.,' he said.
  `That would have been the last thought in my mind. Once is enough so
you've no worries that I might steal Razor away from you when I've got
Sally,' she said.
  `Well that's alright then,' he said and they went on to talk of other
things and she really kept us at the table for a good hour by which time,
we had all finished our drinking. He stood up.
  `Come on Razor. Let's go and make up for what we missed this morning,' he
said. I gave Carol a smile and got up and followed Shirley into our
bedroom.
  `I've never known her to be so talkative,' he said when we were inside,
him taking his clothes off.
  `Do you want me to take off the blouse and skirt,' I asked him.
  `Not yet,' he said as he stroked his erection. `I want to flip up the
skirt and fuck you. After which, you can take them off before you fuck me.'
  So I moved over to the bed and leaned over, resting my arms on it as he
came up behind me and lifted up the hem of the skirt and flipped it onto my
back.
  `This looks more like the real thing,' he said as I had his hands come
onto my hips and felt the head of his cock nestle itself at the entrance to
my ass. Without any warning, he suddenly moved forward and I had his cock
enter me before my muscle had time to try to stop him, and had him slide
his cock right up inside me. how lovely it was to once again have him up
inside me, making all the little nerves start to tingle as he began to fuck
me.
  I really did love this man with what he was doing, not only him having
the pleasure of fucking me, but also with him doing it to me. It was heaven
on earth for me to have him moving himself in and out of me, though not
really out, but close and to then having him push back like a piston
engine. But as usual, it didn't last long and soon had him holding my hips
in a tight grip as he really rammed himself into me and had the head of his
cock expand a little that then expelled his cum to oil the engine he was
fucking. This made me drool at the mouth at feeling his cumming inside me,
but sadly it wasn't enough. Now if he'd had ten balls instead of two, it
would have made a world of difference in his fucking of me and gave out a
little cry when he pulled out and wondered what it might have been like to
have four men, one after the other fuck me and give me their cum. Would I
have bloated? No said the voice in my mind, four full table spoons still
wouldn't be enough.
  Still drooling at the mouth, rose up and took off the skirt and blouse
and waited for him to get onto the bed for my turn to fuck him. My cock was
now up at full mast, thanks to Carol giving me the time for more cum to
generate in my balls and couldn't wait to be inside him and let him have it
all with my thanks.
  `I like that,' he said when he came back from the bathroom, seeing me
standing there with my cock sticking out in front of me, `all ready for
action,' and climbed up onto the bed and went into the position on his
knees for me to then follow him and get between his legs.
  `For what I'm about to receive, I'm very grateful,' he said as I stroked
the cheeks of his bum before pushing my cock up into his ass. This was the
second best bit of having male sex, using your cock to give pleasure to the
man having it up inside him with the extra pleasure of feeling the cum coat
the insides when released from their storage place, i.e. the balls of the
giver.
  `Back in the saddle again,' I crooned at the smoothness that my cock felt
with me moving it back and forth inside that miniature oven, loving the
tightness that was much better than the vagina of the two women that I had
since fucked with me being here in their home.
  "Time is a fickle thing. Misery seems to last forever whilst joy passes
in a flash", was something I once read in a book and it was true when
fucking somebody's ass or being the recipient. It's a joy to fuck or be
fucked but it never lasts long, as even now. I was ramming his ass and
shooting my cum into him at the same time and so soon came to a stop having
given him my all, leaning over his rear panting heavily like having run
half a mile and broke all the world's records.
  After pulling out of him, I went and washed myself before getting back on
the bed to lay down in the sixty nine position so that we could spend the
next hour or two just sucking on each other as well as playing with our
balls and even sucking them too. We bypassed lunch, staying on our bed to
fuck again but did go and have dinner before returning to bed for yet more
sex between us.
  It was on Wednesday morning after breakfast that Carol sat down at the
table and them began making out quite a long list of food etc. that she
wanted, and when finished passed it over to Sally telling her that was the
shopping that she wanted her to get.
  `You've got to be joking. I can't carry this lot,' she exclaimed.
  `Alan. Do the shopping with Sally,' Carol said. He looked up from the
newspaper he was reading.
  `You do it,' he said.
  `I've got other things to do here in the house,' was her reply.
  `Send Razor then,' was his comeback
  `He's a guest. You're not. So if you want to eat for the rest of the
week, you'll do it. Besides, it's me paying and you're living here free, so
get off your ass and go and help her,' Carol said quite firmly.
  `Alright,' he grumbled, throwing the paper to one side. `Come on Sally,
let's get out of here before she adds more to the list,' and so Sally
followed Shirley out of the flat. Carol then went and stood by the window
for a few minutes and then nodded her head before turning round and coming
over to me.
  `They've gone, so now let us enjoy each other for the next hour or so,'
she said, taking my hand and pulling me up from the chair I was sitting
on. Not letting go of my hand, led me into her bedroom and closed the door
behind us. `Get the skirt and blouse off,' she said as she began to get
undressed. `You can keep on the underwear.' So this I did, her becoming
naked first and getting onto the bed as I got the skirt off for her to see
that I had an erection and she patted the bed beside her.
  `Now this is what I want,' she said, taking hold of my cock and lifting
it upright after I had laid down. `But I want you to do what you did with
Sally first, though giving you further instructions on how to see to a
girls pussy.  So she had me lay down between her legs and told me of all
the parts that were in her pussy, demonstrating how to use my fingers and
thumb and where to use my tongue the most.
  `I'll tell you when I'm ready to have you fuck me, so let's get the
condom onto you now,' she said and got me to kneel up for her give the head
of my cock a few sucks as well as massaging my balls before rolling a
condom down over my cock which was now beginning to hurt me, such was the
need for me to use it in my fucking of her.
  She lay back when it was on and used her fingers to open up the lower
lips of her body for me to begin sucking, licking and teasing her
pussy. This I did for about fifteen minutes before she began to tremble
with my ministrations inside her.
  `Now Razor! Now! Put that lovely cock inside and fuck me,' she cried out,
and I was quick to move myself up and over her and had my covered cock
slide up into her pussy without any problem. It wasn't as tight as a male's
ass but it did have more inside effects.
  I had first laid myself out on top of her on the entry, squashing her
lovely big tits with my chest and us kissing each other, feeling her inside
muscles flexing themselves round my throbbing cock.
  `It feels lovely Razor where it is but start fucking me with it and give
me an orgasm,' she said with a smile. I gave her a smile back and eased
myself up onto my elbows and had her legs come up to the sides of my waist
and her hands onto my shoulders as I then began to move myself inside her
and began to once again fuck her. To make my fucking of her last longer,
turned my thoughts to my sperm. As they multiplied inside my balls, they
would let you know when they were ready to leave the sac. The slightest
thought of sex of any kind you give you an erection. Now one way was to
masturbate, the other was to fuck either man or woman. To use an animal was
despicable, so that was ruled out. A man's ass was much tighter than a
woman's vagina which gave you more feeling into your cock, but there again,
the man only had one muscle to play with your cock whereas a woman had a
few more but not with the same strength like that of a man. Fucking the bed
was out with that form of masturbation, as it made a real mess. So the best
option seemed to be the fucking of a man's ass, the only drawback was that
most times you had to use a condom whereas not with a woman if she was on
the pill. That is unless you wanted to become a father. But what the Fuck?
A fuck was a fuck and you got what you could get and with Carol now humping
herself up beneath me, approaching her orgasm made me start to really began
pumping myself up into her.
  She gave out a cry as she had her orgasm and I, at the same time, cried,
"Havoc,! and let slip the dogs of war", though in my case it was cum and
not dogs, though they would have to fight but would only get as far as the
end of the condom.
  Carol went all limp beneath me and I fell down onto her body, squashing
those lovely tits and had her arms come up to pull my head down for her to
kiss me. This lasted for several minutes with my cock still throbbing
inside her before I pulled out and got off the bed. I went into the
bathroom and pulled the condom off my still up and hard cock and dropped it
into the toilet and then realised that I didn't have to wash my cock with
having worn the rubber, so went back into the bedroom.
  There was a sudden flash of light and I had to blink several times to be
able to see that Carol had just taken a picture of me with the camera she
was holding. A photo of me, in my female underwear and sporting an erection
sticking out in front of me.
  `You shouldn't have done that Carol,' I cried out.
  `Why not? I want that picture to drool over later with me having the best
fuck I've ever had and it might turn me straight again,' she said.
  `But what if Alan sees it? He'll probably try to kill me as well as you,'
I said moving over to the bed.
  `He won't ever see it, nor will Sally. Now come and let me suck on that
lovely cock and get another taste of your cum that I can see coating the
head,' she said, and so I got onto the bed and lay on my back as she took
the head into her mouth and had her tongue lick off the cum that was
there. It wasn't just a lick but a bloody good bit of sucking as she kept
squeezing my cock upwards to see if there was any left inside.
  With it finally being clean, released and moved up on me and after giving
me a kiss, moved further up over me and pushed a tit into my face, the
nipple then between my lips, so I sucked on this and gave it some nibbles
for several minutes before I was given to other to do the same.
  `I think we should get dressed now,' she said, pulling her tit out of my
mouth, `for they will be back soon.'
  I gave out a sigh and reluctantly got off the bed and began to put the
skirt and blouse back on as she only slipped a dress over her head and
smoothed it out. She gave me another kiss before we went back out to the
lounge where she then went into the kitchen to start preparing a light
lunch. The other two turned up loaded with six carrier bags half an hour
later.
  `Sally!' Carol said coming out of the kitchen. `You can now help me put
what you've got, away.' She took the bags from Shirley who then sat down
next to me at the table.
  `Why did she want so much?' he asked of me and I could only shake my head
as Carol shouted out from the kitchen.
  `I heard that, and it saves me from getting any next week when you've
gone.'
  `Bloody women,' he said in a low voice. `I can't wait for us to be back
alone aboard ship.'
  Alone? That could sometimes be rather difficult, but I too liked it when
we were alone for that was when we could suck and fuck each other.
  `I'm going to miss wearing these,' I said as I gave my non existing tits
a squeeze, though they appeared to be such as the padded bra made it look
as if I did have them.
  So that night and all of Thursday and Friday, we made pigs of ourselves
as we spent more time on the bed than anywhere else with us fucking each
other as well as the kissing and sucking of our cocks. I did take off my
underwear at night so that I could have a shower in the mornings, after
which, I got the thrill and an erection every time I pulled the stockings
up my legs to clip them to the suspender belt.
  On Saturday after several fucking sessions with Shirley, we began to get
dressed for our foursome dinner at the same restaurant, me dolled up like a
woman and Carol as a man. It was just as good as the week before though
Shirley would only let us half of what we had drunk that night, and on
returning to the flat, refused to have sex out in the lounge, so it was
just us two fucking each other that night on our bed and assumed that Carol
and Sally had similar sex in their room.
  We had an early dinner on Sunday for we had to be up and out by six in
the morning as it took at least two hours or more to get to where the ship
was berthed in Tilbury. So sex that night was minimal and both of the girls
were up early in the morning to see us off. Me now back to wearing male
clothes though I had packed the female stuff at the bottom of the big pack
that I had. We both got a kiss from the girls as we said our goodbyes and
said that we would be back in about four months time, though he would send
a card giving the date of our expected return and not suddenly appear as we
had done this time.
  We got to the ship and boarded her at eight thirty and went straight up
to the saloon where the Assistant Second Steward sat to see to those
booking on for the next voyage. Shirley signed on first.
  `Have Taffy and Jock arrived yet?' he asked the Second.
  `No. they're not joining us this trip,' was the reply. `Ah. It's Razor
signing back on,' as I picked up the pen you sign on.
  `Yes ASS, I'm back,' I said.
  `I told you before not to call me that. It's Second. Understand' he said
giving me a scowl.
  `Si El Segundo,' I replied.
  `And you can cut the Spanish as well,' he said, still scowling at me.
  `Inteso si attraversa avechio occhi di letame,' I said, and got a blank
look from him and smiled and left the table where he was sitting.
  `What was that you said to him?' Shirley asked as we were making our way
to our cabin.
  `It was Italian. I had an Italian mate at school and he taught me a few
words,' I told him.
  `Yes, but what was it you said?' he asked again.
  I smiled at him, "Understand you cross eyed heap of dung". This really
made him laugh all the way to our cabin.
  `I can't wait to get to Sydney to show Sheila my outfit and that I can do
my own make-up,' I said, just before the cabin door opened and in came two
new guys.
  `Hello. My names Jack and this is Peter,' he said, holding out his hand
for us to shake and when I shook that of Peter, had to look twice for he
was the shortest of us all and to my mind, looked more feminine than male,
his hand was soft and also a bit on the limp side.
  `I'm know as Shirley,' and gave out a chuckle. `That's because my surname
is Temple. And this is Razor, his surname being Blade. You sure that
Peter's name isn't Jill. You know, Jack and Jill went up the hill etc. but
not to get water, doing what they hadn't aughter.' This made him laugh and
he shook his head.
  `Well let me tell now, at the beginning. Razor and I have sex together
and if seeing us doing it will upset you, you can fuck off and find another
cabin,' Shirley said, laying it out on the line.
  `That's okay,' Jack said, `for Peter or Jill if you like, also has sex
with me, so we know what it's like. That's why we left our last ship and it
seems we've come to the right ship and cabin.' There were smiles all round
and I knew then that was going to be great trip. Especially as there was
now a chance to play with another man's toy.

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